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1. PMing me is a bad idea. 2. I'm here to signal-boost. 3. If you wanna argue with me, I probably won't, as I have stuff I should be doing, but I'll happily block you, so I don't have to worry about it later, either. 4. Broke. Not going to give you money.

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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went and found this again, as I suspect I'll need it a lot for all the "Donald Trump is the real communist" memes which make me weary unto death.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I agree we should know how to talk to each other, and do so, provided we understand that fascists exist outside the social contract, and shouldn't be included. There's exactly one way to keep valuable, miraculous human beings safe from Nazis. Just one.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Only the dead nazi can be trusted to leave the innocent unharmed." --Lyudmila Pavlichenko
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who watches the watchmen? (graffiti on wall)
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi cuz.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A bit of Neal Stevenson's novel, Cryptonomicon
From Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stevenson;  After a while the towns became very far apart, and the horse farms gave way to a low stubble of feeble, spiny trees that appeared to extend all the way to Florida--blocking their view, but not the headwind. ``Where are the Pine Barrens I wonder?'' Lawrence asked a couple of times. He even stopped at a gas station to ask someone that question. His companions began to make fun of him.

``Vere are ze Pine Barrens?'' Rudy inquired, looking about quizzically.

``I should look for something rather barren-looking, with numerous pine trees,'' Alan mused.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
apropos of nothing.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We have become too civilized to grasp the obvious. For the truth is very simple. To survive you often have to fight, and to fight you have to dirty yourself. War is evil, and it is often the lesser evil. Those who take the sword perish by the sword, and those who don't take the sword perish by smelly diseases.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I were ten, this would have definitely come home with me.
A box of plastic plants and rocks from a jungle or dinosaur play set.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#swe
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#swe #coding
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I use Claude every day. It helps me. I do, however, want it dead.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The 10th Victim has a bunch of scenes in clubs and restaurants. Just a really fun, pretty to look at, Italian sci-fi film.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Obligatory:
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Apologies to anybody who isn’t a software engineer. I’d just scroll past.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New frond.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
(I've seen several people riffing on this. I'm the first one I know to fire up the meme generator and do it properly, but happy to take it down if I'm not)
"They're the same picture" meme with pictures of Bill Paxon & Screwworms
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He looks better in a top hat, but always a handsome lad.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We need media popular enough to help shape consensus reality, but not owned by a billionaire or for-profit corporation. Seems impossible. Queue this quote:
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Some random guy with his groceries after ten hours at work: braver than the entire American executive branch, the secret service, and the marine guards, braver than 95% of the congress, braver than 66.6% of the supreme court. That's the post.
Tiananmen Square, 6/6/89
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
George Orwell, kicking out the jams.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ron Swanson being interviewed by a nurse. Q: do you have any history of mental illness in your family? A: I have an uncle who codes on a white background.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Some random shots from ~Idyllwild
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I wish they'd concentrate on first-rate reporting, rather than gimmicks, but, you know, management. They would do a better job just giving the facts, but the whole 'quote 4 republicans, and, when they're feeling generous, quote one dem,' thing doesn't feel like good reporting to me.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Fastest way to buy a decent ship!
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Two sweet, decent people, doing what they can.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Rest here awhile.
A dog laying by an open door.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Why so many developers/engineers complain about the hiring process:

In any other high-stakes profession, performing without your primary tools is considered malpractice, yet in software engineering, it’s often a requirement for entry.

​The "Tool-Less" Absurdity
​If we applied the standard "Live Coding" rules (no Google, no AI, no IDE autocomplete or syntax highlighting) to other professions, the scenarios would be laughable:

- ​The Surgeon: "We need you to perform this appendectomy, but you can’t use a scalpel or anesthesia. Also, you aren't allowed to look at the patient's vitals—just tell us what you think their heart rate is based on the sound of the room."

- ​The Pilot: "Land this 747, but we’ve covered the instrument panel with cardboard. You should know the altitude and airspeed by the 'feel' of the yoke."

- ​The Accountant: "Prepare this corporate tax filing, but you can't use Excel or look up the current 2026 tax codes. Just do it on this chalkboard."

You might find qualified engineers much faster if you quit being so absurd.
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
For ten years PBS has been sanewashing fascists, and now Greenland & Canada are considering the possibility that the US will INVADE them. You didn't cause this, but you spent a hell of a long time standing idly by & worrying about offending fascism fans.
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