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Kevin Poorman

@codefriar.bsky.social
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My words are my own. Salesforce Technical Architect @ Vacatia. #nerd. #theologian. So say we all.

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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
#puppyBowl
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I was today years old, when Apple music cut me to the bone by playing the Foo Fighters on the Classic Rock station. Where's my Stones and Zeppelin? the ‘gods waiting room’ station?
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I find it BonkerBalls that you can only create automated flow tests for record triggered flows. #BadSalesforceNoDonut. With more and more orgs putting more and more crazy unmaintainable flows together this is more and more important.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
You know how Dragons hoard things? Instead of something useful like gold, I am a dragon hoarding unread emails. So you don’t have to. You can thank me later.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dear @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social please move the 2026 world cup *FROM* the united states, to *any other country. The United States will 100% abuse and harass non-white soccer fans. Don’t make Soccer fans suffer, take it away from here.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Javascript is drunkely typed.
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Shirtforce @shirtforce.org · 14/10/2025
Not to be left behind, and to celebrate the kick-off of Dreamforce ‘25, we’re very excited to announce the re-branding of Shirtforce to Agentshirt360.cloud This starts a revolutionary new chapter for us, one that will be 100% totally different from the shirtforce of yesterday. #salesforce #DF25
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I can’t decide if the quintessence of America is the school shooting, or a homeless, and his dog sitting under the Vera wang awning, trying to escape the rain.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hi Dreamforce.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Trump’s announced “takeover” of D.C. has a lot of folks understandably worried. It’s an outrageous, dangerous and unprecedented move. But it also is evidence that Trump is weaker and more desperate than he wants us to believe. My write-up in the replies.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’m speaking at #Forcelandia2025! Join me in Portland August 20–21 for code, community, and some wonderfully weird fun. #KeepCodeWeird #CodeYourTrail #CodeGoals
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I love claude-code. But the option in gemini to ‘edit file in editor’ is brilliant. dear @anthropic.com please steal that feature.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Dear friends, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Grr. I am oddly frustrated that one of my ~10y/o monitors has died.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Meet Rory!
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
y'all. My 6yo just brought me her Pokemon advent calendar funko pop of the day. It's my favorite Pokemon. (Archanine) She wants me to babysit. But I can't keep it...
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If Microsoft Teams solved problems, the would would have run out of problems by now.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I wonder why Apple Intelligence hasn’t solved Calendar event creation. I should be able to paste block of text, and have Apple Intelligence figure out the repeats, etc.
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Kevin Poorman @codefriar.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hello. Where my Salesforce peeps at?
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time
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