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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jfc, 12 years...
tweet from Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is also deeply embarrassing
3 pictures that are a part of the article, each with a caption

Luffy: Christlike Luffy
Big Mom: Big Mom, the Whore of Babylon.
Kaidou, the dragon.
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lmao
The Garfield Movie (2024)
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GBBO Gary's bringing something extra to the what?
Episode 1 of newest season of The Great British Baking Show: Cake week. 

Gary, the oldest contestant this season, is on screen. The caption says: "Gary's bringing something extra to the lemon party."
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
did a DOGE write this?
image of a wall street journal link. a picture of a paper shredder with CONTRACTs going in the top, and dollar bills coming out. 

the article title is 
DOGE Works. Let's Keep It Going - WSJ
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is bullshit www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
chart showing that Azurite has 307 votes, compared to Smithsonite at only 117
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FBI used to have standards
1990s arcade splash screen: 

Department of Justice logo


"WINNERS DON'T FUCK ANIMALS"
WILLIAMS.SESSIONS,DIRECTOR,FBI
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
do opposition leaders often meet in private to discuss common ground? of course. and is Kushner, despite not having an official role, a defacto way to communicate with the WH? yep! but you dont often have to rely on anonymous sources to confirm if the meeting even occurred
Gov Whitmer hiding her face in the gold-flocked Oval Office
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"jesus, i see what you've done for other people, and i want that for me."
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the immediately preceding post didn't help!
Samantha Burns post:

"I'm mostly concerned how weird my dad is going to be about it..."
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a photo I took earlier today. I don't think I've ever captured Joy so succinctly before (a friend discovering she won a blue ribbon when she sees her submissions at the county fair)
tip of shoulders to mid brow close up. her hand over her mouth and her eyes are very very clearly squinty happy 

she has a black headband and simple white daisy shaped earrings
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
instagram
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
you know. morons
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
have you ever seen a semi truck whip a shitty?
scene from Airplane! where Captain Clarence Oveu asks Joey (a young boy), "have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
jfc, google, this is your push alert???
Google News Top News push alert from 12 minutes ago

Inside Higher Ed
Cambridge to Review Hiring Processes After Arday Scandal
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
and its absolute bullshit. the amount of work this dude put in, knowing how much eye white was needed to register in the depth of field
prostate exam doctor, entirely out of focus for the shot, but expressing the hell out of surprise despite it all
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
who needs an API?
a Trump-branded fortune telling machine. Neon above says "Trump tells all"
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
lmao finally got our America 250 copy of @theonion.com
cover of the print edition of the onion:

One Nation over God 

Printed with a blood of True American patriots full page ad in the print edition of the onion:

 protecting America from Fair elections 

- AIPAC
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
cant argue with the chart
a chart

title: blocked
y-axis: 0 to 1.2
x-axis: 11-Jul to 20-Jul

line is 0 until 20-Jul where it SKYROCKETS to 1
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
went to the Vatican today
Is this a pigeon meme:

gesturing at a picture of Adam and Eve fleeing Eden, as depicted in the Sistine Chapel by Michelangelo (who had never painted before). both figures are very muscular and have similar faces 

"Is this JoJo?"
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am once again flipping the user 1 and user 2 settings on my friends' bidet
bidet remote
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
all the stratotankers are lining up for a flyby too, it looks like
screen shot from SkyCards
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
one advantage of all of the flybys we're about to have #skycards
screenshot of SkyCards. captured airplane Rockwell B-1 Lancer
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
they all peaked last Sept, but their falls have been going on steadily for awhile, if you use Google search trends as a proxy for influence
chart from Google trends, showing a long, steady decline for Shapiro for at least the last 5 years. Tim Pool really peaking in 2024. and Benny just kind of limping along since 2024 as well
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
alt text:
NED loses
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me checking my skeets next morning
netherlands v Morocco, Netherlands missing a shoot out kick and covers his face in shame after hitting the post. (this can apply to like 3 players)
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the only question is if it was the Chantilly or Woodbridge Ikea
Ikea SKÅDIS pegboard promotional photo, showing a fake cactus, wooden giraffe silhouette, some weird books, and a pair of headphones.
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mikey Day, host of Is It Cake, eyeing the arch suspiciously
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
look at what everyone could be enjoying instead at the Renwick Gallery
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
high school scene shop crews do a better job
zoomed-in picture of a pillar of the faux gate, clearly not square or true
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
legit no memory of this dude
guy who is not drew, Ryan, bader, krista, or Kathy

he looks tired
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
lol and then lmao
a screenshot of the article:

"The book has drawn significant attention, including an excerpt in Wired magazine. It has promotional blurbs from prominent journalists such as Taylor Lorenz, Michael Wolff and Nicholas Thompson, the chief executive of The Atlantic."

Taylor Lorenz, Michael Wolff and Nicholas Thompson are highlighted
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
psssh
screenshot of a youtube comment:

@Bastian98G 10 years ago
come back in 10 years.
👍🏻 7.8K 👎🏻   Reply

284 replies
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
damn
a screenshot of a post by Dr Jon Flowers Bisexual:

Okay, hang on Aaron.

When users identify a patten of moderation decisions that have a disproportionate effect on a marginalized community, or disproportionately target that community, an objection can be raised as to the neutrality of the moderation infrastructure.

ℹ️ Removed by author

a screenshot of Mortal Kombat 2

Liu Kang does a little disco dance as his FRIENDSHIP finishing move against Scorpion.
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
every time I walk past I'm Eddie Cano I think about @bransonreese.bsky.social 's impeccable dialect work
restaurant sign:
I'M EDDIE CANO!
/Ə meri kanō/
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
so anyway, about the Butlerian Jihad
a YouTube short that now has a button that says Reimagine this scene

the short is an outtake from a recent Taskmaster episode (Season 21, Episode 4)a list of helpful suggestions from YouTube about how one might Reimagine this scene 

The seated man stands up and starts dancing.

Man says, Welcome to my humble royal throne.

A regal pug enters wearing a tiny cape.A magical hovering teapot pours tea for him.

I walk in and offer a golden crown.

+ Try "Add a fun twist to this scene" ➡️
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
America 250 Mountain Dew lmao
20 oz Mountain Dew bottle bit it says American Dew over a background of stars and stripes and lakes and evergreen trees. you can half see a promotion to register the purchase of the soda to 1) celebrate America and 2) win weekly prizes
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state
WHAT OUTSIDERS THINK IS SCARY IN MINNESOTA

THE BEAR
Looks scary. Usually just wants food and space.

THE WOLF
Not out to get you. Probably has better things to do.

THE MOOSE 
Massive, yes. But honestly, just doing its own thing.


WHAT MINNESOTANS ARE ACTUALLY SCARED OF

THE GOOSE 
Always watching. Always judging. Never forgets.

THE GOOSE
You didn't do anything, but that won't stop it.

THE GOOSE 
Zero fear. All attitude. Absolute chaos in feathered form.
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): this is Gutenberg.
a red heeler / pit mix, looking concerned about something to the left of the camera.
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🍉
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
SHOULD HAVE BEEN LINDO
SSR Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
YES
SR Anarchy
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
sorry, this is a wikigacha.com channel now. and furthermore, lmao
SSR Climate change in Texas
ATK 2651
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
HOLY SHIT
LR List of Mitt Romney 2012 presidential campaign endorsements
ATK 3022
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
jfc, a friend just pulled this in the first 2 minutes
UR Stephen Curry
ATK 11862 
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
oh these can be plugged into an outlet and provide electricity back to the grid but Home Depot won't make me a forbidden plug???
male to male 3 prong extension cord, the most forbidden of plugs
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
90s ass phone car
a clear plastic phone from the 90s. you can see all its phone guts
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
!!!
tweet from Kristen Holmes

Condoleezza Rice was just seen walking into the White House
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
in Things Can Still Be Good, my kid's class sent so many letters to the Maryland DNR, the Secretary of the DNR sent them a thank you note they are getting a pizza party
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curio (#8092D1) @codecurio.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
there are games on LinkedIn?
Lawrence from Office Space, looking extremely serious
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