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@cod3z.bsky.social
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34 | he/him | charlotte | @riddlemethat.bsky.social's husband mostly pictures of my dogs and plants with an occasional thirst trap (or vice versa, depending on the week)

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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 22h
caved and bought kumori briefs... yes, they are a tad pricey and yes, i do love them
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
monstera lipinski had a blast on the porch this summer 💚
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
had an absolutely awful no good terrible totally shite mental health day, but tomorrow is a new day
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wish me luck
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you can accomplish anything with a little motivation and a lotta delusion tbh
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
happy sunday babes, see you at church
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
literal and figurative depiction of my weekend
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
got approval to reduce my in-office cadence to one day per week going forward
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Halle Berry Happy Tears
ALT: Halle Berry Happy Tears
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
came home to a very fun series of notes 👀😈
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
going to attempt my mamaw's mt. dew pound cake recipe with baja blast this week, wish me luck
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what a folly this was
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
labor day, day of labor
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
plastique tiara is a miracle worker oh my god
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
take a good mike's hard look in the mirror sweetie
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
he got them pretty titties... down right pair of pritties
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am ready for the 90°+ weather to GO
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A super duper wonderful exciting piece of news today... @riddlemethat.bsky.social was nominated for Outstanding Lead Actor for his performance in 'Deathtrap' this spring!!!!! 👏🏼⭐️👏🏼⭐️👏🏼
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i keep seeing these videos of this halsey show and sis was locked TF in 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
chat, i fear i have a sinus infection. send things to make me laugh
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if someone you love has a pretty dick, it's important that you tell them! don't just assume they know 💙
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Dalton @riddlemethat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this handsome and crazy boy turns 2 today 🎂🐶
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my husband at midnight: we're going to sleep in tomorrow right? my husband at 7:45am: do you want to bang me over the bathroom counter?
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
even the Hot Dog Depot gets it 💔🦋
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"coming out" as a barb in 2026 in not funny and i say this as someone who used to pride themselves in knowing every word to itty bitty piggy
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is such a fckn banger, i will never get over it youtu.be/QIpYZtp_LEA?...
youtu.be
P!nk - Timebomb [lyrics in description]
YouTube video by Lani_lady
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
twink rebirth
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this is a LaLa Ri stan account btw
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you're telling me u lent this succ?
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
remember how good the future nostalgia b sides were
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
was going to post this yesterday but, ya know, outage and whatnot
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
spent 3 hours looking for a specific old tweet of mine today and i think im just gonna start skeeting some of my classics before they're lost forever. like a closet clean out but for thirst traps
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i am once again talking about the wild & wonderful whites of west virginia
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
whose album cover do you prefer?
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
love this man so stupid much
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
kesha put on one helluva show tonight
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Dalton @riddlemethat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
our vibe for the week @cod3z.bsky.social
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my sister told me their waiter at dinner might have been "a little fruity" and when i asked what made her think that she said "he kept saying 'period' anytime someone asked for something"
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Dalton @riddlemethat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
last beach day with @cod3z.bsky.social before back to reality
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ooo with my honey for the week
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
no loads refused party was a success
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
snapchat memories go crazy
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Dalton @riddlemethat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
everyone stop what you’re doing and go wish my incredible man @cod3z.bsky.social a happy birthday 🎉
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
tomorrow is my birthday btw, get your packages ready
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
not bad for a rusty ole gal
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My very first boss in the real world got laid off today after 33 years with the company - a place she has literally spent her entire career. The last time she was on the job market, she was 19 years old.
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i'm obsessed with my husband and i don't care who knows it 🥰
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
can't stand it when come home and my husband immediately starts doing things around the house like hello? what about my needs? i am thirsty here on the couch 🙄🙄🙄
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
if you just don't get fashion i just can't help you i'm sorry
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Dalton @riddlemethat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@cod3z.bsky.social woke me up this morning and said it’s time to start our day, then I walk out of the bathroom and find this
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codez @cod3z.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
puzzle time wore these boys out
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