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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 29/09/2026
to clarify:
screenshot of an OS X mavericks desktop with powerfox, stickies, and about this mac open. "hello from mavericks" is written in the tweet box in notification center.
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 15/09/2026
"comfortable to use with one hand" is a fucking hilarious claim to make over footage of someone gripping the phone like THIS. i'm getting carpal tunnel just looking at it
an iphone duo being held in one hand by someone whose thumb clearly cannot reach the left half of the screen
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 13/09/2026
just remembered the funniest thing that's ever happened to me while playing tetris effect. still no clue why it did this
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 05/09/2026
the burning of the library of alexandria
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 23/07/2026
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 12/07/2026
it is indeed xorg, this is from page 181 of the UNIX-HATERS handbook
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 11/07/2026
All the burned meat, all the blood in the trees
She's a lost fawn in a frozen creekFamily nexus swallowed all exits
Your house is a double-blind
In hallways so hard to find
Your love is a double bind'Cause I want to hurt you so bad
When you lay there on the floor I will laughDo you know?
Do you remember?
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 07/07/2026
this is how it feels getting government assistance
if you beg on your hands and knees and give us your very biggest puppy dog eyes and say please a lot we may consider turning off the orphan crushing machine for 15 minutes
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 30/06/2026
they have a whole wall of options for the other animations btw so it's not like they CAN'T do it
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 28/06/2026
[kitten stepping into a bowl of milk in an attempt to drink from it]
congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 16/06/2026
very specific bug that remains in iOS 27 and has been bugging me for two years why on earth does my home screen insist on arranging itself in this way
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 07/06/2026
today on wikipedia i learned that theres two guys named Head and Handy
wikipedia top read list showing Anthony Head and James Handy as the top two results
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 02/06/2026
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 01/06/2026
conan o'brien standing like an xbox 360 avatar
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 11/05/2026
observe the rear lights. especially on the first one. that minivan is going THRU it
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 27/04/2026
web components are not a new feature
screenshot of the updates page on my website
"fixed blog post list and back links on webkit"
[tooltip] "fuck you apple and your noncompliant browser engine"
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 20/04/2026
cola pov
he will be squished
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 17/04/2026
what the fuck. my worlds are colliding. what the fuck
vinny and jolly wangcore play half life decay
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 13/04/2026
i definitely didn't make a mistake what are you talking about
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 13/04/2026
happy slightly belated anniversary to these frogs
the flipnote frogs, together at last and deeply in love
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 12/04/2026
have i suddenly developed aphasia or something wtf is this asking me
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 05/04/2026
full of tylenol
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 04/04/2026
hrmm. not... ideal
a preview of the catpuccin macchiato mauve colourscheme in KDE plasma. notably, the "link" and "visited" text completely disappears when highlighted
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 01/04/2026
hmmm... i fear i am getting mixed signals... for if i were to follow both requests, that would simply not be goofy!!
two suggestions on how to make my account more goofy. the suggestions: "Rotate counter-clockwise," and "rotate another 90 degrees!!"
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 31/03/2026
in the wake of the most comically out of touch statement i've ever seen the founder of this app make, this feels like an appropriate time to make an observation
a bluesky labeler called "anti 'anti-ai' labeler"the account that manages the labeler, followed by jay from bluesky
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 26/03/2026
him <3
several cartons of fruitopia fruit drink
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 26/03/2026
what is this game trying to do to me......
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 12/03/2026
drawover of an image of a hand holding a chubby cat. the cat is replaced with my webfishing dog. there is an arrow pointing to its tummy, with text reading "full of tylenol cold+flu"
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 26/02/2026
was compelled by a friend to finally try and draw something
a drawing of a crow's head, from photo referencea drawing of a jumping ferret, from photo reference
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 23/02/2026
hey, wait a minute... i know these people!!!
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 22/02/2026
AAAGHGHH LOOK AT MY GUY!!! @daxe.art did such an amazing job with them, i can't believe how well this came out!!!
art of a pink-and-purple anthropomorphic dog in white shirt, grey overalls and teal beanie smiling at the camera. in their left hand is a freshly caught fish
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 19/02/2026
and balance is restored
USB Device Removed
Compx 2.4G Receiver has been disconnected.
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 17/02/2026
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 13/02/2026
fwiw this was also my first thought when i saw the wording. just feels kinda clunky. it's a pretty small pet peeve but it looks like they've fixed it for 6.6 which is nice
USB Device Went Away
Compx 2.4G Receiver has been disconnected.
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 13/02/2026
i love kde plasma because these are the discussions happening under merge requests
Not a native speaker, but doesn't "went away" imply the USB device made a decision to leave? Like a living being? I'm interpreting it literally. Like, where did it go? 😬
That's what I would interpret if it was translated literally to my language.
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 12/02/2026
LET'S FUCKING GO
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 12/02/2026
sooo fucking close... it will happen...
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 11/02/2026
i've discovered that if you change it from "clear" to "tinted" in display settings then it stops doing this. looks better but now the glass effect is less visible... oh well i'm just now realizing that the back button also no longer shows the title of the previous page. wonderful
the liquid glass settings page, located in settings > display & brightness > liquid glass
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 10/02/2026
congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 06/02/2026
a series of odd rotations
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 05/02/2026
this puts it into words better than i can
[tumblr post - heystephen]
is anyone else getting increasingly disturbed by the memeification of Everything and how badly the online community at large needs to make everything into a joke or a punchline
[reblog - heystephen]
call me too woke but i don't think calling popstars you just don't like 'spiritually Israeli" and joking about how you hope your favorite anime character isn't in the epstein files is funny. i think it's really moronic and devoid of empathy towards genocide victims who've lost their homes, loved ones and potentially their own lives, and children being subjected to the most depraved sexual abuse imaginable
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 25/01/2026
discord screenshot
ellby: i love appleses juice!
catfries: what's the opinion on hot dog juice
coco: it is the most fucking delicious thing
coco: NO (cut off in the screenshot)
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 24/01/2026
oh hey... i did a thing...
hyfetch on my computer which is now running arch linux
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 16/01/2026
just updated the gist... i replaced a pointless sqlite query with a hardcoded string which allows me to make the code WAY cleaner. like, check out that glow up also cleaned up the album contents query a whole lot by realizing that i can just SELECT * rather than looking up the column names
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 14/01/2026
i always find it funny when i'm reading a wikipedia article and a seemingly-innocuous phrase is linked to another article. case in point: the words "several years struggling" lead to the article on the development of windows vista
passage from the wikipedia article for macOS. it reads: "Mac OS X Tiger (10.4), which released in 2005, reportedly shocked executives at Microsoft by offering a number of features, such as fast file searching and improved graphics processing, that Microsoft had spent several years struggling to add to Windows Vista with acceptable performance."
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 14/01/2026
it's 11:20 pm. i find myself in the longest, emptiest hotel corridor i have ever seen. and the vending machine gave me three monsters instead of the water i paid for.

i feel like i'm in superliminal
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 13/12/2025
some thoughts on the game awards
this is maybe a controversial take but i think each game should be limited to one (1) award. especially if that award is game of the year
it would force them to actually consider not only which game fits best for a given category, but also which category each game excels the most in
and if it wins game of the year it's especially egregious because that implies excellence in several of those aspects by default
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 05/12/2025
happy hajlidays
an ikea blåhaj wrapped in decorative star lights on a bedthe same blåhaj, now being held up in the air
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 29/11/2025
i really do wish they could have found a place for the panther eye in half-life, because it is such a badass design. LOOK at this thing
a blue panther eye in a stalking pose, about to pouncea red panther eye standing with one of its hind legs raised slightly
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coco 🌕🐺 @cocoelacanth.nekoweb.org · 25/11/2025
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