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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I remember this dude I finally met in person said "you a tall 5'4"" and I said you a short 5'6" lmao definitely measured with shoes on 🤣
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I think Mondays should be part of the weekend .
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
thank you❤️❤️
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
actually no i have some solid classmates who are white
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
yes but not directly . I know them thru another black person lol
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
he told me "Beyonce always taking my fucking tax money and I don't like that . She think she slick or sumn ???" 😭
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
my husband is Hive because he fills out the calendar of his work schedule every month and I saw a new update "BEYONCE" in big ass letters on 2/11 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
this is another one I did but I started chopping my berries because it's easier to eat and slice that way
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
not a cheesecake "lover" but the only kind I'll eat is the one I make buttery pecan crust with a strawberry reduction & fresh strawberries
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I REBUKE IT ! DONT NEED IT 😭🤣
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
maybe he did it on purpose . ITS BLACK HISTORY MONTH !
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I refuse to listen to her music for that exact reason i'm going thru enough lmao I don't need that
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
hopefully i'm done with Invisalign by then because a bitch WILL BE DRANKIN ! all I gotta do is NOT get pregnant I told my husband don't even LOOK at me til I come home from the show . I got this 🙂
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a man in a suit and tie is looking up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking up
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
idk what Ima wear yet but ima look DAMN good in it !
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm so excited for this tour I did 15 pushups this morning
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I haven't seen it either tbh 😭
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 04/02/2025
This completely took me out! 😭😭😭😭
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
feels good to be BeyHive . I can't wait to see Beyoncé ☺️
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
it is !!
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STRICTLY FOR MY NAYSAYERS @bigdupt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh my!!!
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
yes maaammm !! Meg could hand me mic and Ima rap that shit bar for BAR !! & they're right . he should've listened to Kendrick lol
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if he would've simply stfu , we would've moved on he should've went ghost for a long while and stuck to R&B . No more of that cosplay gangsta , fake ass accents bullshit
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
LIKE A PIIIMP
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
gambling at all is crazy to me
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
that makes me happy😊 🫶🏾
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I was not finna make two dinners . They tore this shit right on up🙂‍↕️ my daughter kept saying "more bacon please mommy" , whole time she eatin asparagus sksjsksjsksksk
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I made some Omaha Beef Tips & Gravy over white Rice with a side of Bacon Wrapped Asparagus ! Normally I'd serve these over mashed potatoes with regular degular roasted asparagus or green beans BUT , I wanted to try something different (plus my kids LOVE rice)
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$miley @himalayaplaya.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
nah. i pop my shit right here.
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Certified Blocker @kelyshiaaalways.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
At home in the bed
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Helpful!
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I made some brownie cookies from scratch !
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I was thinking this EXACT thing the very second someone told me about the 90 day thing happening on Monday ...I said oooooohhh . I see what's happening
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
fuck tiktok , THEY TOOK CAPCUT TOO ! MY BABY ! MY SHAYLAAAAA
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I've found my 13th reason
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
thank you !!
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The Real Lover Girl 😘 @brightbutterfliii.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Ooooooo this looks too good 🤤🤤🤤
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I made my own cranberry juice ! this shit good as fuuuuuuccckkkk
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
thank you love☺️ yours too!🫶🏾🫶🏾
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
baking powder in place of baking soda , add cornstarch , freezing the dough before baking , and adding extra flour and less sugar . This can be done w/ SOME chocolate doughs , pumpkin , peanut butter , etc . I used a basic sugar cookie dough & tweaked it to make it strawberry :)
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Valentine's day is coming & I see a lot of bakers asking how you can make heart shaped cookies . ALMOST any dough can be sculpted if your flour to fat ratio is moldable & you don't have too many liquids (SUGAR is a liquid ingredient)! You can also add extra ...
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
last night I had a dream I got on a train to go to houston to get a break from the kids and why tf was my kids on the train ?!??LMAOO i was like damn ! not even in my dreams huh
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
you're so sweet but I actually fell asleep and I feel better now😭🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
today was unnecessarily hard . I'm so bothered I can't sleep even though I'm tired
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
FREE LUIGI !
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🍪𝐶𝑂𝐶𝑂𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐸🍪 @cocoasimone.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
regular degular frosted strawberry sugar cookiieesss
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Empress Lis @empresslis.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Every day is a new opportunity to learn something 💡✨
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