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The Coburn Tattler!

@coburntabloids.bsky.social
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-from the ridges & valleys of Central Pa -secular humanist -politics: to the left of you -skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty) -relentless gossip too, holyhell! -top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen

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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alito can go fuck himself!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment. Versatile word, fuck! Let's hope he never gets fucked again too. He deserves utter rejection on all levels.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did the solidarity end? I heard most of 'em caved. I would like to see what would happen if they gave that egomaniac ZERO airtime. None! Fill the time with historical perspectives on the Kennedy Center, Arlington, the reflecting pool, the White House etc. Escorting trump OUT when his time is up.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CHECK your voter registration status repeatedly! The trump dirty tricks team is hard at work to illegally purge you.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get that son of a bitch off the field!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And another thing - I can't stand that fucker's voice! His contempt for the constitution, decorum, etc suck too.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Follow suit, Shapiro!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Could trump preemptively expand it and add four more partisan dickheads? Just curious.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The pipsqueak’ll never get that passed. Tall order, changing the constitution!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Electric utilities wanted deregulation. They said competition would lower prices. HA! They jack it up at 3x the rate of inflation whenever they want.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Narcissus Von Shitforbrains is throwing a tantrum as we "speak"!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Keep that shitshow away from ANY BALLOTS!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just put 'er on as I caffeinate. Music is a bridge, ya know!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Count me in on the boycott! Won't be a hard transition either; I don't ever buy bags of bullshit like they sell. "Salad kits", are ya shitting me? (yes, apparently)
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can't wait 'til this misogynistic bigot gets ruined! Alignment with trump sealed that fate. Assholery on this level draws attention; not a one of 'em get that.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Optical scan should be REQUIRED in every precinct in the country. The actual ballot can be reviewed by the voter and kept by the precinct for later recount when these scumbags cry fraud. trumpian Rs don't want that obviously. That's why they don't like mail-in ballots. Can't *uck with 'em.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He probably hates ya, Marc! Which makes it all the sweeter.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Forty trillion cronkites!! That would buy a lot of carrots!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And you’ll be highlighting what they gained. Sellout 101.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Shitcanned! And with less opportunity than ever thanks to her association with you-know-who.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Semi-literate crooked-ass goddamn felon!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
trump’s being trump in other words …an asshole through and through!
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Danny THEE Himbo @br00taldan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Art practice was inspired by our Seattle icon 🦝 in Jimothy we trust #jimothy
6 watercolor doodles of Jimothy the short spine raccoon from Seattle
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What would you expect from a dude with brain the size of an electron?!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One of the dumbest people alive, trump! They're keeping his obese ass alive too; nobody else has the experimental healthcare that scumbag has.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And goddamnit the health of our people is a REAL matter of national security!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Two life sentences + 40, eh? With good behavior he can easily cut that sentence in half!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They were greasin' her old ass!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Rebel Alliance has always been on the right side of justice!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Election interference is illegal. There ya go!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Monumental ineptitude!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How trumpian!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Abolish ICE! They're going to attempt to conceal this murder too. Should have listened to "the petty ex-wife". www.npr.org/2026/07/17/n...
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Ex-wife says ICE agent who killed man in Maine had racist beliefs, violent tendencies
Ashley Brouillette has identified her ex-husband, David Brouillette, as the officer who fatally shot Joan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Biddeford, Maine, on Monday. She said she learned he was the offic...
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm onboard with the fuck-him crowd. States run elections, period. Amend the constitution, maga peabrains.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Boycott trump's speech! It's all bullshit, folks! (say that in George Carlin's voice)
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yep, he's preoccupied fully with messin' with this election. He knows Rs cannot win on the merits.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have a kill-switch hooked up to my radio. If trump's voice dares to cross the airwaves on NPR, I can squelch that son of a bitch in half a second flat!
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 10/07/2026
As Americans struggle with the cost of rent or mortgage payments, the president has a message for you: buzz off. He’s not interested. He made two billion off the presidency last year, and he couldn't care less about the hardships of ordinary people.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just another resentful goddamn nazi.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Cue the DavidSpade "buhbye".
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Always on the right side of justice, Willie! Nine decades of street-cred there with an approval rating of (dare I say) nearly 100%. This'll give ya the lead, JT!
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yep - another elected rep, dickheading his way through life.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
trump could not negotiate anything aside from a happy meal.
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The Coburn Tattler! @coburntabloids.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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