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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿

@cobralacommander.bsky.social
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"Do not move against me. Do not disobey me. Do as I command and you will receive unimaginable rewards! HAIL COBRA!" MVRP Friendly, NSFW heavy. No LEWD, AI, or Minors. Tales by Thoth

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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
He looked down at the man. An open invitation to torture? How generous. "Good, then this will be more enjoyable without your relentless prattling." He jabbed him in the throat.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Twitches on the ground. Worth it.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@cobravisionary.bsky.social Drops on top of him from the ceiling, smacking his helmet with a metal baton.
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𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 @lieutenantcobra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
❝ 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒔𝒌 𝒎𝒆, 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 … ❞
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Depends on if I'm on top at the end of things being said and done."
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don't threaten him with a good time.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
||: Make you a good hero :D
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"This uniform is my own design, and unrelated to the fascists of history you have dealt with. As for any multiverse nonsense, only one Cobra shall remain in charge!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Unlike Mindbender, that was just a tickle to him.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Stay out of this!!
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
He's not thrilled about it either.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"I will NOT. /I/ am the Commander!!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As he got closer, he ejected the plasma core from the pistol, and then pistol whipped him across the face as hard as he could.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
||: New Testament hits harder, because Old Testament is... It's a trip.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Get. Out. Of. My. Place!" He started rapid firing the laser.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
||: You know, I feel this and I'm not even religious. I reread Timothy verses the other day and some were pertinent to what was happening in my life.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Pulls out a plasma pistol from his belt. "...Blast. Stay down!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
33.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"I DID ASK YOU TO LEAVE FIRST! Crazy bastard."
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Unloads his artillery at them.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
He pulls out a compact grenade launcher from under his desk. "2!!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"3."
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Your judgement means nothing to me! Nor does your life! LEAVE, WHILE I ALLOW IT!!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"There's another me! He's gonna wish he wasn't! I AM THE ORIGINAL! ME!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"WHO THE **** IS THIS GUY??"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“In other news today, defunct pizzeria Freddy Fazbear’s was destroyed with an implosion device. Last seen suspect was this man in a coat and steel mask.”
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Cobra Commander Shrugs 'Whatever'
ALT: Cobra Commander Shrugs 'Whatever'
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Their bodies, as the commandos screamed and begged to get it off.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Some of them were fleeing before being clotheslined by Joes across the neck. Those that could be their gear searched by the Joes for clues and weapons. Two of them, instructed to press a button in case of capture, did so. A vapor went over their body, burning away their suits and ultimately —
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The men panicked, reaching for their plasma pistols and began firing.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The squad peered out over the windowsill to see if the gas took. The leaking gas out the hole made the commander double-take. “Oh damn.”
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
||: Got to set the mood xD
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
window with a laser device and threw in a knock out gas canister through the asymmetrical hole. They hid and waited for it to take effect.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Queue the Pink Panther theme as a team of elite Cobra Commandos are sneaking outside his residence. The captain gives a halting command, and gives a signal. He and his subordinates put on gas masks and the captain gives a countdown with his fingers stating with three. He cuts a small hole in the —
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
||: Yeah, especially in the new vampire mode.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
||: She ain't lying. She carries us.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
||: BIG LASER AND TABLE COMING UP!
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
|: Okeeeey. You want shootout? Capture? Spying? Whatchu want?
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
||: Yesss.
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
|: Suuuup
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𝙻𝚝 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚗 @ltfalcongijoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Lt. Falcon. Vincent R. Falcone. • Independent portrayal. • Literate. Familiar with guns and military. • Mature themes. War is hell. • Crossovers welcome in #MVRP! #GIJOERP #TFRP #RPSky
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𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚛𝚊𝚍 ‘𝙳𝚄𝙺𝙴’ 𝙷𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 @thesgt.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
ʜᴇ sᴀᴡ ᴄʀᴏssᴇs ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴢɪᴏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ sʟᴇᴇᴘs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ's sɪx ғᴇᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴅᴇʙᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ♡︎&↻
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
@thesgt.bsky.social
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a person is writing on a green sticky note with a white marker
ALT: a person is writing on a green sticky note with a white marker
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"You hate it when I kill good people. You hate it when I kill bad people. People are so hard to please."
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"We are not oppressors. We are liberators!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"Dated? This is the standard of my armada!"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"Am I meant to understand this point of reference?"
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Good luck, weirdly dressed man!
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Such a shortsighted mind...
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𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 @cobralacommander.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
THEN I'LL FIRE AGAIN!!
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