Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 14hI think it's a back-to-back with travel against a rested home team while our defense is playing a whole pairing out of their depth? But still, hurts to lose to such a steaming pile of trash. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 14hI haven't seen a replay that shows the infraction 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 16h@hockeyviz.com does your "ping" data come from NHL pbp? Missing a very clear one from Stützle early. 100
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 16hMan deBrincat actually looks pretty good when he's trying. I wish Ottawa had gotten a little of that. Ah well, as long as he doesn't sulk and get lazy as Detroit becomes an undesirable location he'll be fine. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'll be honest I didn't think kleven one 1-on-1 against Pastrnak was going to go that well. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Do the Bruins all have the flu or something? They have not looked like an NHL team so far. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember the last "lateral" forward-for-defense move they made? The trade was one-for-one. 110
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Congratulations to the 2029 Hamilton Red Wings. 010
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's a pretty light call on Giroux but I think the refs are just trying to get warmed up. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ugh I realize that our home opener is going to be an away-only Sportsnet broadcast. For this reason alone I would hate the Maple Leafs. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@millvsspqr.bsky.social I thought you should know that whenever I read about the Detroit goalie Trey Augustine (K. Augustine III), I call him Augustus Tertius and think of you. 100
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Funny to see how different the takes are from major out-of-town/American pundits. I'm curious which of Stützle or Sanderson he thinks is worse than Brady. 010
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Iron Chef + "people's choice" competitive cookout. 020
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Inside every country but nowhere close to the city, except the cringey one www.maptap.gg May 8 99🎯 85😁 95🏅 80✨ 79✨ Final score: 851maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Sometimes they all line up. #5 I just went for the middle of the country. www.maptap.gg May 6 99🎯 96🔥 99🎯 99🎯 90👑 Final score: 960maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 100
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Man that Nikishin hit is awful to see. It doesn't even look like he hits his head (from what I've seen) but hopefully it reminds Canes fans why hits like the Sanderson headshot should be harshly punished. 200
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Hall shouldn't even be playing. Washed up headshot artist with the face of a horse and the brains of an ox. 000
Reposted by Jordan Spence apologistMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 13/11/2024The material cause of your team being bad is that the players aren't very good. The formal cause is that they lose so many games. The efficient cause is that the people who run the team are unwise. The final cause is for you to suffer. 929959
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Lincoln was the hardest and I embarrassingly don't know where Mexico starts . . . www.maptap.gg April 10 92🏆 100🎯 95🏅 91👑 98🎯 Final score: 949maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I try to ignore him but I remember about a month ago Garrioch on TV said "the organization doesn't see Jordan Spence as a top four defenceman", and a), cite a source loser, Melnyk is dead, Dorion gone, and everyone left hates you, & b) I hope anybody with this take sees now how fucking dumb they are 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I bet Staios wishes he'd re-signed Spence before he turned into our #1D. I have genuinely no idea what his next contract looks like now. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I'm deeply disappointed he didn't slap it. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The Senators whole blue line tonight combined earns less than just Dahlin and about the same as Power. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026No replay yet but that should probably be a 5-on-3, Zetterlund was flattened nowhere near the puck. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Jake Sanderson better be in some kind of sci-fi regenerative chamber right now 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 26/03/2026@hockeyviz.com Is the 🌈 💀 🦀 limited to subscribers? It's bouncing to the 2pm message. 100
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The last time a team put fewer than ten shots on goal was 2003. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Oh good Miller trying to take out another defenseman. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Spence's individual xG must be wild the last few games, he's been wiring it. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 16/03/2026That ump is just excited to party with Kash Patel 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This Senators team, you just know a late one goal lead isn't going to stick. The only question is, OT loss or regulation loss? 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Classic NHL reffing. Go ahead and injure a guy with an illegal hit, the refs will penalize the other team more 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If Halliday beats you up ice for an icing you might not belong in the NHL. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I wanted to not associate the American win with Trumpism but seeing pictures of Kash Patel partying with the players makes it impossible. It'll be hard to suspend disbelief about Brady and Sandy's character after this. Ugh. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 20/02/2026That's how Sam Bennett affects your team when he doesn't get Panthers reffing. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Looks like Jarvis goes into the crease on his own, catches just a bit of Sanderson, and just decks the goalie. Weird for that to count. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Haha Stamkos has obviouslyv been a golden boy his whole life and has the emotional maturity of a toddler or an American President. 020
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Refereeing has been very pro-Nashville. Cancelled a goal put in by a Nashville player shoving somebody into the net before the whistle, then declared a baby slash equal to a tree-chop plus hard cross check to a player down on the ice, because stamkos I guess. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 23/01/2026The refs are really determined to do nothing at all this game eh 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 20/01/2026@downgoesbrown.bsky.social re: today's episode of Puck Soup: The successfully to "Electric Boogaloo" as a sequel title is "Pig in the City". "The Letter 2: Pig in the City" 200
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Haha I loved Sanderson taking Bennett and Reinhart 1-on-2 and making them both look like the first cuts from a Timbits team. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Travis Green has to be the worst coach in the league at coaches' challenges. Fireable at this point. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Oh that's a fucking dive. Larkin has a long history of this, by far the most prolific diver in this game. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Wow what a loser Stanley is. Chickenshit sucker punch. Embarrassing to Winnipeg tbh. 000
Jordan Spence apologist @cobrakai.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The Jets have noticed our powerplay is worse than our EV tonight so they'll just play the whole game 4v5 010