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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄

@coautonomous.bsky.social
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MycoPunk. Sovereignty Enjoyer. Democracy Maximalist. Biomimicry Experimenter. Cooperative Pan-Capitalist. History Appreciator.

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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 2h
"I am the House" is sounding more ominous by the day.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 3h
Let them eat...food.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 14h
..surrounded by an army of zombies?
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 15h
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Revolving door keeps on spinning.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fair enuf. "Why you copyin' him, dipshit?" is probably more their speed.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another acceptable response is "then why are you emulating their policies?"
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"allegedly" is carrying weight like Atlas.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it bad that every suicide is sus now?
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If youre still snowbirding in FL after the last couple years, you get what you get.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lukoil assets are about to become priority targets for Ukrainian drones.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine selling your vote for 90 bucks when gas is 6 bucks a gallon.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody expects the election of an influencer pope!
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The Spanish Inquisition Sketch
ALT: The Spanish Inquisition Sketch
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Better lock down that senate, and Fetterman.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Make religious persecution (prosecution) great again.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seems akin to perjury.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because of course he does. Birds of a feather.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Asshole works pretty well.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you didnt understand what words mean.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hypocrisy is also dead.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should always have 24/7 access to timothy hay feed for bunbuns.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grasping At Straws.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The proverbial Gilded Turd.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We all know Ka$h is the Chief DogFucker, especially when it comes to the Epstein case.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captains of Industry.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
s00n
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Have fun shitting your pants, plebs."
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its not truly ruling with impunity unless youre rubbing the plebs face in it.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Swing for the fences, FDR style. Claiming big legislation 'can't be done' is some self-defeating shit, and historically incongruous to boot. Is that what Rs were saying to themselves before the BBB? If incrementalism worked, it would be working.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Caravans are sooo 2018
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just when you thought your job at the Russian troll farm couldn't get worse, they have you watching 24/7 TrumpTV. Better than the Ukraine frontline, i guess.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd be more worried about domestic airstrikes after November.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dont forget Atreyu the Horse in the Neverending Story
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My concern for the global climate is battling my nationalistic schadenfreude.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And true to human nature, we cut that fucker down.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Keep em poor, stupid, afraid, and shitting their pants" is the Right's raison d'etre at this point
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never underestimate american complacency, apathy, and can't-do attitude.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally, a feel good news story.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Old Yeller still hits hard.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Underrated comment.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The skunk smells better, and has better policy ideas.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Canadians have been asking these questions for decades.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Arbeit Macht Frei, Plebs.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've enrolled in a phrenology program at my local alchemist college.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Better yet, I hope you pissed on them first.
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🍄🇨🇦CoAutonomous🇺🇲🍄 @coautonomous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They also value hypocrisy.
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