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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Taking a week to breathe, reflect, and enjoy the start of this new chapter—retirement. No posts, no podcast, just peace. Be back soon, recharged and ready. #RetirementMode #WheresTheFunInThat

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Day 165. My wife and I took a thousand Mile road Trip to visit our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way out I replied, " yeah, it's hard to get here in a straight line. "

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Day 151 My wife asked me the other night why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? I said because they all have phones

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Dr. Matthew X. Joseph @matthewxjoseph.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

X-Factor Edu Kids Books in 2025! Proud to release 3 heartfelt stories that help kids discover about who they are and the community around them. These aren’t just stories, they’re invitations to connect, reflect, and grow. Learn more at : xfactor.link/books @coachthomastech.bsky.social

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Day 147. My wife asked me if I could clear the table last night Had to get a running start but I made it

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Day 144. I've got the memory of an elephant I Remember when I went to the zoo one time and saw an elephant

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Day 143. Sorry we don't serve Time travelers here A time traveler walks into a bar

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Day 141. Don't use double negatives. It's a big no no

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Day 140. Yesterday I tried to explain the definition of what a palindrome is to my students But they got it all backwards

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Day 139. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of the thesaurus tipped over on the freeway this morning Witnesses were stunned , startled, stupefied, shocked, dazed, bewildered, dumbfounded, and astonished

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Day 138 what's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter is facing

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Day 136. A man walks into the library and asks for a book on the laws of probability The librarian says," it might be on the shelf over there."

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Dr. Matthew X. Joseph @matthewxjoseph.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Sir Prise and THE BRIDGE OF INGENUITY is LIVE By @coachthomastech.bsky.social A playful tale packed with #STEM learning, problem-solving, and the power of perseverance. Check it out at: www.xfactor.link/prise @mbfxc.bsky.social @prideinstem.bsky.social @thestemvillage.bsky.social

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Day 134. Did you hear the joke about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Yeah, neither did he

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Day 133. I always try to carry my ukulele with me So that when people ask me if I play an instrument I can say "yes, I play a little guitar."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Day 132. Nurse comes in and says," doctor. There's a patient that says he's invisible." The doctor replies," well tell him I can't see him right now."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Day 131. A concerning fact about geese is that they don't even have an elementary level of education Maybe that's why they're so silly

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Day 130. I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day It's nothing special, but it fits the bill

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Day 129. A friend asked, "What are your dogs' names?" I replied," Calvin and Klein." He said, "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" I said," Yup. they're boxers."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Day 128. My twin brother called me from prison the other day and he said, "you know how he always finish each other sentences...."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Day 126. Saw a late night infomercial last night for a brand new knife The spokesman said it was made with cutting edge technology

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Day 125. One of the best parts of being a parent is teaching your kids life lessons. The other day I taught my daughter what bargain meant. She said, "Thanks, that means a great deal."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Day 120. According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles....... Never get over it

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Day 119 I was watching a live stream of the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night and halfway through the guy on the triangle disappeared...

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Day 118. I saw my wife yelling at the TV," don't go in there. Don't go in the church. You moron." She was watching our wedding video again

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Day 117 I was working on my car the other day and noticed there was two bumps on my battery. I had them checked and one of them came back positive. I hope it's not terminal #notfeelingittoday

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Day 115. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Day 114. What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7 or 11 oz portions? Prime rib

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Day 113. Saw an ad for a coffin in the newspaper the other day And I thought to myself," that's the last thing I need."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Day 112. In honor of St Patrick's day. What do you call an Irish guy sitting out in the yard Paddy O'Furniture.

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Day 111. 22/7 of you won't get this but you should never try and talk to someone named Pi They just go on forever

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Day 110. Gonna be a great day. Last night I got caught between two deaf people arguing in sign language. I couldn't understand a word they said.

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Day 109. I asked my friend what the best part about living in Switzerland was He said, " I don't know but the flag is a big plus"

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Day 108. What is a four letter word with a small laugh in the middle. It really is.

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

🚨 Are we teaching students to think or just memorize? 🚨 Knowing facts isn’t enough—real learning happens when students analyze, create, and problem-solve. Let’s shift from rote memorization to thinking-based learning. 📖 Read more: coachthomastech.com/blog #Education #CriticalThinking #EdTech

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Day 107 I accidentally called my phone Shirley instead of Siri this morning Now it's stuck on airplane mode. #iamseriousandstopcallingmeshirley

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Staff Day. I have a question for all you mind readers out there...

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Day 107. We went out to a seafood restaurant the other day and my wife asked for a lobster tale The waitress smiled and said," once upon a time there was this handsome lobster..."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Day 106. I'm currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian City It's a Rome ants novel

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Day 105. Somebody told me yesterday that cows kill more people than sharks I told them I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Day 104. An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

🚀 Tune into The TechEd Clubhouse Podcast! Discover fun learning with guests Tim Belmont, Ryan Stuer, & Dan Jones. Listen now: bit.ly/TechEd-Clubhouse #WhereIsTheFunInThat

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Day 103. Just went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies... Now we wait

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Day 102 I told my wife that I noticed Americans use a lot of French words like hors d'oeuvres And she replied," and that's just for starters."

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Day 101 The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile And suddenly, I'm the idiot?

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Day 100. Told my friend I'm going to start a company where we rent out hunting dogs for trips He said," what are you going to call it? I said," we lease the hounds"

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

🚨 Passive learning isn’t working! 🚨 It’s time to ditch “sit and get” and bring play-based learning into every grade. Check out my blog 👉 coachthomastech.com/blog/ #WheresTheFunInThat

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

🚀 New Episode Alert! 🚀 What happens when you mix PBL, AI, flipped learning, & student choice? You get a classroom where learning sticks & engagement soars! 🎉 This week on #TechEdClubhouse, I chat with Dan Jones about empowering students & making learning real. 🎧 Listen now! bit.ly/TechEd-Clubh...

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Dan Thomas @coachthomastech.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Day 99. In an anatomy class, one time we had to build a skeleton and I hid the upper arm bone None of my classmates found that humerus

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Jason Reagin @diskon4no.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

What do you get when you combine #PBL #ProjectBasedLearning #LEGO? 🧱 Swing by #DesignCast to find out! @coachthomastech.bsky.social spotifycreators-web.app.link/e/IdSOqws3cRb

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