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@coachburns2.bsky.social
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Second son of a second son.

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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Baffled by how giddy the announcements that companies are switching to AI still are. Like even if I thought AI was cool I doubt I’d be happy about people losing their livelihood.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No telling how many books I’ve wanted to read over the years but by the time the paperback comes out I’ve lost interest.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I noticed Peyton Manning has developed a lisp but man his teeth are looking great.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well done.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They don’t.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Might go about the same as when Frazier fought Foreman
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could’ve avoided all this with a simple I HEREBY DECLARE I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO USE MY PHOTOS OR INFORMATION post.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s Titan football baby.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’re missing a little context. But I won’t defend the guy.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Perfect
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The folks who miss posting Bill Cosby scolding kids about sagging and such.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s more important, right?
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did Peyton get dentures?
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I seent em all.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Walton Goggins on those Walmart commercials
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nate Burleson reminds me of Tommy Davidson’s impression of Sammy Davis Jr.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unbelievable
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
pick up a foot ball
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@jamellebouie.net just watched your “take” on Pierre Damas Bel on YouTube and felt the need to let you know it was moving and perfectly stated. I’ve enjoyed your stuff for a long time. Keep it up.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Couldn’t agree more.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I plan to be the number one source for Middle Tennessee State University Blue Raiders Football coverage on Bluesky this season. With this very post I believe I have achieved my goal. See y’all next season!
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Loved White Flight.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why not? It ain’t his money.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I always read this one in Anton Chigurh’s voice.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honestly pretty good ranking other than Tenet being at the bottom.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wishing a blessed Shark Week to all who celebrate
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nod approvingly I suppose
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Two of the best Bond movies for sure.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jaws
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Brilliant.
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Teresa Walker 👑 @teresamwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Titans to honor ALS-diagnosed Chris Johnson by inducting him into Ring of Honor apnews.com/article/tita...
apnews.com
Titans to honor ALS-diagnosed Chris Johnson by inducting him into Ring of Honor
The Tennessee Titans will induct Chris Johnson, the sixth man in NFL history to run for 2,000 yards in a season, into their Ring of Honor during halftime of their regular-season opener Sept. 13.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is a thing somewhere. I’m sure of it.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Incredible
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Have you read the David Grann story about Ricky Henderson?
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Best line in the movie.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When did “play-by-play era” become the thing we talk about for records? I see it everywhere but just like in the last few weeks.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ernie Johnson and the Wu Tang Clan
Ernie Johnson in suit with untied bow tie with the Wu Tang in mostly Knicks gear during their soundcheck for the halftime show
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This book was annoying because the author seemed smug and condescending, but also pretty interesting. The chapter about agriculture kind of made the same argument. I wouldn’t be surprised if this person on TikTok read it then made this video.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The simpsons
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You are my number one source of Moby Dick content. And I appreciate all of it.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Relatable
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Axel Foley or Batman
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He’s had choices.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Bus
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Incredible.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Don’t think I’ve ever been so proud of complete strangers. Great job.
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Gold
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Couch Bums @coachburns2.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Goes great with a slawburger and fries
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