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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 13h

And who will go to jail or pay fines over this? Literally no one. "Laws schmaws." - The entire MAGA cult

Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

One of my favorite #northernlights shots, taken back in May of 2025. I've been tempted to print it and drop it off at the house in the photo...I have no idea who lives there, but they probably have a farm dog and possibly feral roosters. So, I always chicken out. Pun intended.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I recently discovered that my Pixel 10 has an #astrophotography mode. I'm especially good at figuring things out - all on my own - that most other humans have already figured out, documented rigorously, shared, updated, commented on, and advanced to great heights. Here's me at the 1st floor.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When your diaper is full of poop, that's the only way to stand.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Laws and regulations? Pfft. Republicans only care about them when it lets them abuse women and brown people.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I guess murdering kids is bad for PR? Who knew?

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Forcing a marginally functional sack of skin to show up at work so you can make him vote is definitely elder abuse. "Fuck your 'I can't speak or walk' excuse and get your old ass to work!" - The GOP

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yeah. That guy definitely needs to be at work. JFC

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I will not be accepting any coinage with the face of a convicted rapist, felon, and conman...in case anyone was curious. I'd rather have you pay me in pennies. Or lint from a dog brush.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

That dude has NEVER, in his life, not had the most punchable face within 1,000 miles.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

So, not being OVERTLY psychotic as you gaslight your way thru a congressional hearing equals "remains composed?" That's your headline? USA Jump The Shark Moment #2,458,994

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So, #Supergirl is awful. Who coulda thunk it???! Hollywood seems to specialize in jumping ever increasing sharks, year after year. It's almost like, oh, I don't know, comic book super heroes are done to absolute death and we should never make one again ever ever ever ever ever ever amen.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I vote for Marina or the All Star team multiple times a day. She's a monster.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Alyssa Thomas should be booed out of every basketball venue she enters for the rest of her life. This should be a career ending, literal CRIMINAL assault (good God I'd love to see CC press charges). Instead, she's fined 0.08% of her salary, and has to sit a single fucking game. The #WNBA is a joke.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The correct way to pronounce "self-made billionaire" is "liar."

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

He literally just forgot who is currently president.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

So....they're very likely harmed and unsafe. Got it.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Oh, they all know the rules. They'd need shock collars to get them to shit up!

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I bet he doesn't even know which Carolina they play in.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Brooke Rollins would be fired from every job in America, from a paper route up to corporate VP, if she spoke to people at work like that. The Trump Administration is the highest concentration of classless, incompetent, tactless buffoonery ever collected under one roof.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

So the current line up is down to *checks notes* Vanilla Ice? Ahhh, I fondly remember the 200th Anniversary of this amazing country, when Gerald Ford booked the Bigger-Than-Elvis Florence Foster Jenkins (even though she'd been dead for 30 years or so).

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Be a helluva lot cheaper to just build the thing as an actual explosive and not pretend it's a spaceship.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Temu Nosferatu is definitely the ugliest fucker who ever fucked. Chef's kiss. No notes.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Is JD driving? Asking for 300 million friends.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I'll take "Completely Made Up Bullshit Nonsense Gaslighting Propaganda Mouth Diarrhea" for $800, Alex.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Oh, so Orange Meat Sack is pro-protester, now?

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Someone do the math... How many Scaramucci's did #PamBondi last?

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The clown car continues to plug along.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Can't wait to hear MAGA choad-bros blame Biden for Trump blowing up the entire #F1 calendar.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Now? Try always. Bees love the same shit hummingbirds do. Hence the Bee Barriers. Also, wasps and ants. Sugar is addictive across many species, apparently :)

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Cool that the entire US military strategy is now Mel from Alice.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I really wish the credits had listed SM as Temu Nosferatu

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The defining characteristic of a true idiot is how dumb he thinks everyone else is, too.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

If the lie he was trying to illustrate was that he understood how time works, then he wins first prize! Or last prize, depending on if you're him or not.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Here's the truth in a single sentence: MAGA protects pedophiles.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I learned film photography on a Nikon FM2...which I later sold to help pay for my Nikon D1...which I now regret immensely. I probably got 50 measly bucks for the thing. At that time, I'm sure every cent helped. But I wish I had that thing back.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

You could also replace "Ronald Reagan" with "The Rise of the Religious Right," which, of course, was one of Reagan's most enjoyable legacies.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I'll simplify it for you. If it resembles a weapon used by the military, it's military-style. FWIW, personally I view ANY weapon that chambers more than a single round to be military-style. If your goal is to shoot a lot of bullets into something, then you should be on a front line somewhere.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Rich White Male Oligarchy Golden Age, is the answer.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Um... Duh. Have to you ever heard the average hockey player interviewed? They all stopped maturing as soon as their balls dropped, and have been in fuck or fight mode ever since. Not saying they deserve a defense...but also zero dot zero percent surprised. Half of them probably own. Cybertrucks.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

EVERY staunch conservative that I've EVER met is not REMOTELY funny. They all THINK they're hilarious...but their entire view of what's funny is actually just based on common ugliness. None of them are clever enough to be funny. They all lack the basic human empathy and insight humor requires.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Everyone knows that the secret to superhero-level hand to hand combat is having no peripheral vision and being unable to turn your head. It's actually a very poorly hidden secret. Everyone knows. It makes people fight way awesomer.

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Your Old Pal @coachbeardspants.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

If he makes it thru without blowing some critical artery, or just plain falling asleep, mid-rant, I'll be stunned.

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