cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 15hbig day at the office (updated my Microsoft profile pic to something a lil sexier) 0200
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026gay / straight miscommunication at the gym: my PT was trying to tell me about a movie called ‘Twins’ but I thought he was saying twinks which resulted in 5 minutes of very confused conversation 0200
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I’m starting to feel just a little abused, like a coffee machine in an office” kind of one of the most beautiful lyrics ever written ✍️🔥 091
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026first new phone in a few years and was JUMPSCARED by how many AI apps come installed (felt so good to immediately delete them all 🙂↕️) 11401
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026straight men love wearing long, baggy swim shorts on holiday 3220
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a couple of hours before I go on leave for a week, so naturally everyone at work has decided they need something from me urgently 🫠 1121
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I haven’t watched AHS in years because it got so bad, and I’m fully expecting the new season to be a mess too but idc I’m SAT for Jessica Lange 1180
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the best Silent Hill! Although all first 4 games raised me 110
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Silent Hill Townfall preordered, staying up until midnight to play 😮💨🩸🌫️ 280
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026making my man a cup of tea while he’s on a teams call 0410
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026had a nostalgic and comforting flashback to the feeling of original source mint & tea tree body wash on my balls 0210
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026does not surprise me in the slightest that Ed Sheeran is an absolute wet wipe given that his music is the epitome of beige slop 0291
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Stuck, More To Life and I Could Be The One… literal perfection 020
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we need to talk about how Stuck by Stacie Orrico is one of the greatest songs of all time 280
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026slightly hungover which means I will spend today playing video games and being bricked up 3591
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026there’s a lot I love about the OoT remake, but I’m not keen on the fact that it seems to be a mostly 1:1 remake, and the art style is giving hints of unreal engine soulless-ness :/ 450
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 06/09/2026tried to reactivate my alt but I forgot which login details I used to create it so no big, fat, juicy, uncut cock for bluesky on this sacred Sunday xoxo 7601
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026went to see new Insidious (terrible) and guy sat next to me in the cinema was VAPING throughout. Ban all vapes NEOW. 0160
cj 🙂↕️ @cnjishere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026what if we held hands at the urinals together (as friends) 1410