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CM Venom

@cmvenom.bsky.social
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Maestro of the headbutt, former "sexually suggestive" Six Flags scareactor, probably top 5% on WWF No Mercy for the N64, only conservative with the use of white pepper

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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Brand New Day has the best looking live action Spider-Man suit, absolutely no question.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
1984 Paul Orndorff seems to believe there are only three magazines.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That’s most definitely on purpose.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Punisher: PTSD, GTA, PTSD
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just dipped a Cool Ranch Dorito into actual ranch dip, and I need to make it a habit of not doing that.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Masquerading as an FFA member for my own purposes.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It is entirely too easy to rope me into watching an Oceans movie.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is a never-ending stream of Sid chokeslamming people in ECW.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Today’s episode: Stranded In Pekin
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Two-Face, but it’s a horizontal divide
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
She could be any one of you. Any. One.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’d like to know where the actual fuck Congress is.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Kings in the North
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
“I don’t like that picture of you and Randy Quaid.”
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Just dropping in to say fuck Bezos, and fuck the Washington Post.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I’ll take the Bears alone in first place for a while. Certainly hasn’t been a boring season.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Hot damn, 18mm is pretty big.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
T-minus two hours till Halsey.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Barium? Hardly knew ‘im.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Demolition’s entrance music was so fucking good.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It’s a Thursday, and I just made a batch of whipped cream for no other reason than I could.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Smart work on my part adding a Thursday to make that four day stretch a little bit wilder.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"I just need seventy bucks..."
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Bears and Panthers wins, a Packers loss…is it too much to hope for the Chiefs to shit the bed tonight?
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Cancelled, and told them exactly why.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I mean, that’s certainly standing by your statements and convictions.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Sure, things aren’t fully great sometimes, but at least I don’t have a kid about to enter a Florida public school.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This PLE brought to you by Riyadh Season And A Casual Reminder That 15 Of The 19 Hijackers Were Saudi
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Obligatory “it’s just preseason” shit aside, I think the Bears looked very crisp last night. There was a speed and urgency I haven’t seen from that team in quite some time.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Unbelievably, this NFL preshow is still talking about the Browns.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Shalla-Bal’s herald speech has become one of my favorite MCU scenes.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“Let’s go out to the Nation” is a really good way to get me to switch over to 80s on 8 or something.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Putting in earbuds that were sitting in the hot car is an interesting experience.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’ll obviously reserve full judgment until I ride it, but Test Track 3.0 looks pretty good.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My Dig Dug skills are subpar tonight.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Stardust Racers looking great as everyone runs past it to get to BatM at rope drop.
Stardust Racers at Universal Epic Universe
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
“You’re going to watch this Katherine Hepburn movie from 1938, and you’re going to like it.”
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Watching the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Vegas just debuted pretty high on the list of things I’ll never do.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Rewatching Revenge of the Sith, and the biggest factor in Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side is that he’s a fucking idiot.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“I’d like to hit the car.” (next homer hits the car)
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Ten years ago today, I went to SFGAm with a woman I met off Craigslist. Came home with my kidneys and everything.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Staying close the night before, Express, and a night at Terra Luna. I’m giving myself every possible advantage.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Delighted to see a Kerry King-Wrestlemania crossover.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Consolation exit music is funny as fuck to me.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Out Of Context Blog Post Quote, 2022 edition: "I picked a point on the far wall and stared at it, trying not to think about this geriatric chick farmer and his mad interracial prowess."
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Undoubtedly speeding toward Six Flags America.
License plate reading “BATWING”
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Five full-sized pitbulls off leash is not what you want to see when walking into an alley.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Last night was both cherry red and midnight blue.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Ah, combat.
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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
One of my favorite cashiers apparently thought she had the green light to lean in toward me and say something way racist about the previous customer.
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