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Chris Myers

@cmofia.bsky.social
308 followers 399 following 321 posts

Father. Husband of an Educator. Progressive. Sports junkie (STL & SEA teams + Mizzou). Small town Iowa city councilman. Sarcastic tone implied in most skeets.

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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Masyn Wynn is a lock for another Gold Glove with plays like that.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Fortunately for Skattebo, he is immune from CTE as it only affects people with a functioning brain.
sports.yahoo.com
Giants RB Cam Skattebo says CTE isn't real, calls it 'an excuse'
Skattebo also said that asthma was "fake" and suggested that those with the disease should just 'breathe air.'
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yum I gifted a meal by taking a photo at The Kitchen Bar with the free @GiftAMeal app. #TheKitchenBar #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busine...
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A final message to ChatGPT
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What a sick move on that goal!!! Women showing how it's done. #TeamUSA
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!!! What a wild season!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
YEEEEEAAHHH!!!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me as a football fan: Where was he throwing? As a Seahawks fan: Nice toss!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Barner for MVP
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Let's just score six now.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny just give one of the most epic halftime performances.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Back to back plays showing how much Charbs is missed.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If I had a dollar for every Draft Kings ad during this game, I could afford tickets to the next Super Bowl.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
How we feelin' 12s?
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
WOOOOOO!!!! Side note: Anybody know a good cardiologist?
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
120 seconds to go.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Or not
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
He stayed in. JSN!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
K9 is the player of the game if the score holds.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
OPI, but it would have been declined anyway
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm sick after that.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Hey Rams, how about a nice warm Kupp of shut the hell up?
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache is saying " now you will go to sleep "
ALT: a man with a mustache is saying " now you will go to sleep "
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
BOBOBOMB!!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Punting is winning.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Cautiously hopeful
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
30 more minutes like the last 2 minutes
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
What kinda arm does Dickson have? Just sayin'.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Don't like. Please stop. Go score. Thx
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And back we go.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Crossing midfield in one play.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
That work for ya?
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
JSN is not real
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
K9 caused Speights to lose his jock.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yaaaaahhh!! K9!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shaheen is the best trade since Marshawn.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
M-I-Z!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
There was a team from the Bay, They hoped today'd be their day, They gagged from the kickoff, Their defense went soft, Now on the golf course they can play.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Seahawks defense is scarier than the Sith.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
One more touchdown and go for two. Hanging 49 on the 49ers would be poetic.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Deport Melania
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
KW3 FOR 6!!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Bobo starts on most NFL teams.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Newbies was the musical my daughter did as a high school freshman. Not what you would expect from a very red farming community.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Conference in 855-FOR-TRUTH, then drop off the call
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Game 1 vs. 49ers = 13 points Game 2 vs. 49ers = 13 points Less than one quarter tonight = 17 points
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Good use of a timeout. Turnover on downs instead of a first down catch.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Shaheed is everything we wanted Percy Harvin to be.
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not just a TD, but a statement!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
LET'S GOOOO SEAHAWKS!!!!!
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Chris Myers @cmofia.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Great season. Grab that 1 seed. Get some rest. E-Lumen-ate (not my best effort) all visitors. Return back to the Bay Area in a month.
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