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I mean, I don't know. More likely there's no nefarious reason behind it and they just plain blew it. But these guys are paid handsomely not to do exactly what they did, and the idiocy is off the charts.

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It's almost like somebody sent a message to the Commanders that they should "forget" how many timeouts they had left.

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Not much commanding happening with those guys

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

😂😂🤡🤡 Wondering if bookies had anything to do with that

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Why are they trying to ki11 us?!

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🤷🏾Told ya 🤷🏾‍♂️ (years ago)

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Desperation off the charts. Fair to call it a de facto surrender in the war with IRI? Seems pretty close to it. (also, H0rmuz is not open. That is yet another total lie. Let's all be clear)

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Better yet, see how he handles it with no antibiotics! Let's see how tough he really is 😂🤡

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If Pike were not yt they would have g@ssed or electr0cuted her as fast as they could, probably in '97 or so.

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Really does make you wonder, doesn't it? 🤔 Sorry couldn't help that one!

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

OOF that's real bad -- and as a Black person, I appreciate that you called it out. 🙏🏾🫶🏾

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There is a decent chance 🇺🇸 won't survive the regime that now rules it. Too many internal cracks, too wide to be fixed.

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The true number is much, much higher. I guarantee it. And I'm as confident in that as I am that the Earth will do a full rotation over the next 24 hours.

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Meaning, "Whatever the number is--and just like Melania put on her jacket--I really don't care"

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looks like somebody voted more than once! Voter fraud!! See? It's real! 🤭

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I would add that they are not so much pro-zygote/embryo/fetus as they are pro-dominating women and anti-women's autonomy. It's important to note that they are also pro-r@pe, *unless* the survivor is in a group they usually like or care about. I have TONS of receipts on everything I just said.

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This what the algorithm is serving you today? If so, I'm sorry it's all bad! Speaking for myself, though, any day the algorithm serves me your content is a great day because you're someone I respect! Not only your thoughts, opinions, observations, etc., but you as a person 😊

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If I could lock every last one of these unvaxxed, unmasked fvckers in a giant cage, that is exactly what I would do. Problem is, there are so many of them that the cage would have to be at least the size of a stadium 😡😤

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Turns out the source of the fortune was actually her family, not his. It started when he bought the packaging company her dad owned.

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hot take: it's more that years went by when people who wanted to die of measles weren't allowed to, but RFK2 has given them that choice back. People are free to die of measles again. It's a terrible way to go, but some would rather die of it than live without it. Smallpox revival coming soon? 🤒

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's a $2.8B gift certificate to B0mbs R Us.

Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Seems like an admission of defeat--everyone knows the war with 🇮🇷 was lost at least six months ago.

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Well what if the nuke threat had deterred both the hurricanes AND the El Niño? By the way, El Niño called and he's desperate to make a deal. That's what a lot of people are saying. 😂

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And it didn't work on El Niño this year. Just sayin' 🤷🏾 Somebody's gonna need a bigger Sharpie 🖋

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But yes, the would-have-been storms didn't even turn into storms, knowing that if they turned into storms they might strengthen into hurricanes, meaning they'd get nuked right in the eye by Amurrica. Trying to use presidential logic to think like an Atlantic hurricane--something like that?

Not so much in the Pacific, though...

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Argentina surrendered on his 36th birthday! 😉

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I was just thinking the other day about how we hadn't heard from Gaga in a while. Now it makes sense! Congratulations 🎊👏🏾

Talk about a head of garlic!! 🧄

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... [2/2] there are no good Black people in the movie, and the movie and its director were so awful that no real Black people would participate, would you see the movie? Neither would I... and if you would, well, that tells me all I need to know about you 🙄

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Black guy here. What this tells me is that he wasn't willing to pay enough to get any real Black people to sign on. For the right price, you could cast Black actors in a wildly racist shitpiece, even today. But the price is much, much higher than it's ever been. Also, if you now know that [1/2]

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Makes sense; I think--and hope--you're right on all three

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Honest question: what makes you so confident that (1) it's a bubble that (2) is going to pop (3) soon?

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As the star of The Files would say, they are all guilty as heII. All of them. They did it all. Problem is, hundreds of millions of people knew this then, didn't care (enough) then, and don't care (enough) now. That there were/are files to begin with is a scathing indictment of American society

Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Boo to the AfD!! 🫨 Unrelated, and on what I hope is a more positive note: as far as I'm concerned, "We're his g-ddamn kids, too!" (whispered) is one of the greatest lines in film history, 10/10, no notes. 🐐

Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Respect for the homage idea. But whatever respect I gained for Penn State the last 15 years--and it wasn't much--is now all gone. I can only hope the backlash is intense enough for them to drop this horrible plan.

Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ugh better crack open a window...

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I can. That's how deep the racist + sexist undercurrent still cuts in this country. It's frustrating and infuriating, but that has always been the bottom line

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That's the thing: RFK2 *AND* Blanche. It's flabbergasting and shameful that this dude still has his medical license!!

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Chris Pennymaker @cmjd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Or, say, La Cosa Nostra. They would take care of it. If you know what I mean.