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Retired high school Math/Physics teacher LCDR, USN (Ret) UT Austin alum, BA Math 1975 🤘

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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ante up and deal.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's experiencing difficulty removing his head from his ass
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best way to go is cold turkey ... cut the cord with the church of perpetual guilt.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaker Johnson response to most every issue.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ICE goes after the "low hanging fruit" rather than the criminal element.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait until he opens his mouth (i.e. sewer in boot camp parlance)
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Marshall Lucky youtu.be/fqAqzIkQQXw?...
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The solution to inflation (Used Cars 1980)
YouTube video by John Tate
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And folks bitch about teachers getting summers off ...
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Most top 40 songs of that entire decade were the suck.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/jS_Shu8y0sI?...
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Now go do that voodoo that you do so well
YouTube video by Alex Goodwin
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No time to conduct gender reassignments ... was too busy cleaning kitty litter boxes and incorporating CRT theory in my Calculus/Physics curriculum. 😉
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yea ... and the presence of illegal immigrants increased the cost of housing. 😒
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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The Godfather makes an offer he CAN'T refuse 🤌 | Paramount #shorts
YouTube video by Paramount Movies
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Canuck not sugar-coating it, eh? 😉
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An extra windy day generating horizontal rainfall in the Azores … what else is new?
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"demanding a recount" ... and folks in HELL (and TX) demand icewater.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Boy, can Trump pick'em or what?
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Should be easy … small heads, big asses.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"War Department" being reactive rather than proactive ... they'd rather identify/crucify a scapegoat for the logistics fail.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't forget ...
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Mike Myers Grey Poupon
ALT: Mike Myers Grey Poupon
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sucker ...
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Sucker
ALT: Sucker
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bingo!
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
... and this is a sample of the electorate.
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Infokomposter Mönche
ALT: Infokomposter Mönche
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway? What'll those assholes think of next?
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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The Godfather: Wet My Beak Iconic Quote
ALT: The Godfather: Wet My Beak Iconic Quote
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
How long after the bill becomes law does DT take credit?
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Place Your Bets on the Golf Course
ALT: Place Your Bets on the Golf Course
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I thought he said crime was reduced 5000% ... 🙄
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"En boca cerrada no entran moscas."
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
GOP Senator Joe McCarthy red scare rehash.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I equate this occurance to a naval vessel running aground ... bad juju.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
She wouldn’t know a communist if one bit her on the ass … and she’s all ass.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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I'll Allow It - Sombrero Guy
ALT: I'll Allow It - Sombrero Guy
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"... at a level of luxury that nobody has ever seen before." Meanwhile, the rest of you peasants can seek travel accommodations in steerage ...
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Says a lot about the "most widely read" Bible version ... 🙄
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hurry up and wait.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So sayeth the Chief Petro-thief and consummate butt-pirate.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Markwayne, don’t you have clogged shitters to clear onboard USS Ford?
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Squidward and Patrick Star Cleaning Toilet
ALT: Squidward and Patrick Star Cleaning Toilet
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I love the smell of methane in the morning.
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Justplasma Donald Trump 'I Did That'
ALT: Justplasma Donald Trump 'I Did That'
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Used to frequent that establishment located on Lancaster East of downtown Ft Worth.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Apologies …
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Joke Missed
ALT: Joke Missed
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
man made island in Dubai … upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
GOP rules ...
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SML Fortune Cookie: You Will Find Great Wealth Today
ALT: SML Fortune Cookie: You Will Find Great Wealth Today
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He made his own bed ...
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"- Hopefully it will be for ETERNITY!" Hope in one hand and 💩in the other ... which one gets full first?
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“you people” … 🙄
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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MSN
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Daddy Trump not allowed in the Bahamas ... seems Junior is not as dumb as I thought.
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CMike @cmike52.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
puffy face from MSG in the kung pao?
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