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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I miss Charlie Watts so fucking much.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can get behind the Las Vegas NFL team if this guy replaces Darth Raider.

Papa III cosplay at the raiders game. Hail Ghost, hail Satan.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hi FOX TV. Go fuck yourselves eternally into the darkest pits of hell, and take this asshole with you.

It’s the fuckfaced piece of shit president on a commercial during an NFL game. Die.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A blessed Sunday for those that don’t listen to that fucking song about Oklahoma or Texas or whatever. As above, so below. #QOTSA

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Where were you for the first Witching Hour of the 2026 NFL season?” I never left.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tuesday morning cheap-ass turntable and kick-ass metal. #Y&T #Metal #Sunriver

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Went to the ballpark and watched the SF Giants score 16 runs (one for each game under .500 per their current record). Highlights were listening to Iron Maiden, Y&T, and Ozzy played during the game on the P.A.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Pretty sure I’m just solar powered at this point. Sun is my source.

Relaxing at the pool working on my golden tan.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Found my summer ‘26 candy. GTFO, Jolly Ranchers. There’s a new sheriff in town. #SourSkittles

A bag of Sour Skittles. Elon Musk is a piece of shit (unrelated, but had to be said).

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

“Dad, can we go for ‘The Walk’?” Oh, fuck right off with these goddamn Disney ads every commercial break on ESPN. Walk the fucking plank, kid. That’s “The Walk” for you.

Dad taking his spoiled little shit of a son on a walk around a goddamn Disney cruise ship that costs twice as much as a typical cruise for adults who aren’t obsessed with a fucking mouse and princesses.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Legit confused if this is how the person who made this sign thinks “toilet” is spelled, or they couldn’t make room for an “e” so decided to creatively abbreviate instead of just removing “the” to save space for that prized “e.”

Sign says “please don’t flush wipes down the toilt.”

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Remember when the NFL realigned around 2002 and blew up the NFC West to create more regional and nearby rivalries? Yeah, fuck you, NFL.

49ers and Rams with the most travel mileage - by a large margin - in the NFL 2026 season.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Clown show, Bezos, you dumb entitled piece of shit. #amazon #nba

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

7 of 9 top headlines on ESPN.com are football; NFL taking 6 of them. Who’s paying you in the middle of NBA, MLB, and NHL seasons? Clowns.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

ESPN.com, never change, you fucking clowns. Another article that has your own talking heads inserted into the lede instead of showing what you were writing about. Fucking embarassment. Glad I’m not in sports media anymore if this was going to be the bosses I would have had to serve.

A bunch of ESPN bozos talking about stuff instead of a photo of the actual story content.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I love a good ESPN.com fuckup in the morning. These clowns used to be the gold standard. Then again, given the current state of sports media, they probably still are.

Oh it’s alt text so here you go, Bluesky police… it’s ESPN.com misreporting an NFL story.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Same story repeated twice? Check. A gambling article shoehorned into the story appearances? Check. ESPN is a goddamn journalistic disgrace. I would have been fired for this when I was running sports channels. Only silver lining is no image of Stephen A Smith.

ESPN baseball page showing worthless crap.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

The 49ers couldn’t manage to not get hurt within 24 hours after the goddamn season ended. The guy is gonna be ok, but for fuck’s sake.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Stop inserting this asshole into everything on ESPN.com. It’s a fucking embarrassment. 25 years ago, I would have been fired for this level of sports journalism.

It’s fucking Stephen A Jackson being imbedded as a lead video into an actual news story on ESPN.com - you were better off without alt text. Sometimes, alt text isn’t worth the while, but ya gotta appease the Bluesky virtual signalers these days.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

This is the packaging footprint for two small 2.5 foot end tables (assembly required) made in Vietnam from Article. Would love to have a conversation with the bean counter goon who thought this was a sound business decision instead of shipping it assembled.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Holding true to my New Year’s resolution. Read it, then trash or file it away. It’s beautiful, innit?

Screen shot of an empty email inbox saying “no mail.” Hope this description appeases the BlueSky gatekeepers.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

So tired of this dipshit league mouthpiece toadie. #nfl

It’s Adam Schefter spouting league-approved diarrhea for the NFL on ESPN. There. You happy I described that? Was it worth my effort for an insipid post? Will this keep me out of BlueSky jail and not receive scorn?

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Another severe weather alert on my phone today.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Guess who just dropped a bag of flour while clearing out the post-holiday pantry?

Arm full of flour. You ain’t missing anything.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I love December 26th. No more shitty holiday music.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

***Scott Hanson voice*** “Lets go to the quad box for a word from our sponsors.” #nfl

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Already working on “Five Nights at Freddie’s III.” #49ers

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Welcome to the only wine tasting room in Napa Valley playing #IronMaiden right now. #UpTheIrons DM me for details.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

When you see the hot air balloons for the first time this fall…

Tito the deaf dog vigilantly watching hot air balloons through the window.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Stopped by headquarters yesterday.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

What a fun fucking world we live in today. My top stories on Apple News were nothing like this a year ago.

Front page of Apple News and all stories are about bombing Iran or ICE.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Gonna be real funny when Durant never gets his promised statue/number retirement in Golden State and gets inducted into the Hall of Fame in a generic NBA jersey.

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Mr. Charm @cmeyer49er.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

A very special BottleRock episode of Stupid White Women. Sit the fuck down, dingbats. #bottlerock

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