Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 57mI think the only charitable take on it is that it's old enough that he, and his audience, don't remember it. Which still makes him dangerously uninformed, ignorant of history, and utterly incompetent. 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026On the blasphemy front Québécois French has it covered. TabarNAK! 😀 040
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This just reinforces the meme that while "F the police" means disdain, "F the firefighters" means *desire.* 😉 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pleased to make your acquaintance! I'm only a dilletante writer, but I do have an interest in the morbid. (Or the grotesque and profane) youtu.be/mZMswlFNhvE?...youtu.beDanceYouTube video by ithcy2 100
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What I've gathered from this is, aside from the genius, Newton was a *weird* dude. 110
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"So, you're saying that if I write down a bunch of numbers, I can hit that guy over there with ONE cannonball? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" 160
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Valid philosophical question: "Why do we exist?" Invalid philosophical question: "Are we human, or are we dancer?" 040
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My personal favorite Dad joke as a healthcare worker is bringing someone an IV pole and saying, "Have you met my friend? He's Polish!" 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I used to wonder why America can't come to a reckoning with what's happening right now... until I saw that it still hasn't done so for things a century old, or longer. 172
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MFer wants to do the same in northern Alberta... luckily the local First Nations see through the BS and are having none of it. 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Familiar enough to anyone who had an elective intro Genetics lab in university. Now if I leave something out too long, I curse "F***ing Drosophila!" rather than "fruit flies." 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Given the super-horny scenes in the last few MGS games, I think Kojima would approve. 🤣 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The fact that it's cheap, as tough as a Nokia, has incredible battery life, and can easily be adapted to work as [REDACTED] in a [REDACTED] scenario quickly is, shall we say, a Swiss flag. 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Who would've thought that being a clean-cut, blonde haired Aryan stereotype might stand out when in the field?! 120
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/vK03y...youtube.comDid you not have to beat them off?YouTube video by Harvest_delivers 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's a vintage bash.org post about someone becoming a millionaire after patenting a device to punch people in the face via the Internet... 😁bash.org 041
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And in a couple of years, it'll be "Normalize 'I was just following orders!'" 0230
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Very well said! I should exchange my hubris for humility and proper analysis. I wish I'd known that earlier in life... c'est la vie. Thank you for the reality check! 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My dude, that's not ODD. "I liked them before they got popular" is hipsterism. Signed, middle-aged former(?) hipster. 001
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was watching the news when the second hit, and yelled to my mom "Theres been a terrorist attack in New York." After she screamed "WHAT?" I told her I had to run to the school bus. My first class was Social Studies, and the teacher just put the class TV on CNN and said, "You're watching history." 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I can't dissociate "brain sex" from skullfucking. Which is an apt metaphor for the psychosis AI causes... 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Following his example, I know a couple of political figures I'd like to give a Shewinigan Handshake to... 001
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Had a similar exchange on Reddit... we agreed that we're brothers playfighting, but when a 3rd party arrives, it's, "NOBODY PUNCHES MY BROTHER BUT ME!" 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Clearly, the best solution is to stand on a street corner wearing a huge sign reading "GIVE ME CRABS!" 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hard to go wrong with a Honda... I inherited my mom's '93 Civic with 330k km on the clock, and despite a single quirk(had to jiggle the starter solenoid on hot days) it had two more owners and another 200k km. 020
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Would you characterize this as being "Rosalind Franklinned" or "Watson & Cricked"? I'm for the former as it acknowledges the woman who actually did the work. 040
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Downgrade a movie: Temporary Cloudbreaks in a Sometimes Spotted Mind 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026O SH- *buys swamp property* *affects Scottish accent* *begins search for talking donkey* 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Western Canada, we had these at least until '91, as I recall. As a young child I'd collect them, as well as the aluminum ashtrays(which made great little Frisbees). 130
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I remember a Dutch friend telling me that one of the worst insults translates as, "Cancerwhore." Which reminded me of this: youtu.be/sqXgZDQTAVg?...youtu.beplanet bullshitYouTube video by Troy Walker Antifa HQ 040
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Post-punk enthusiast: A bell is a cup... until it is struck 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Aye, that's the adult approach. Also, thank you for helping to improve my vocabulary of foreign vulgarities! 😁 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I trust your response included some choice expletives... my Greek is terrible but I think they are total μαλάκεσ! 120
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Adapted from the Tom Clancy novel of the same name. Basically Jack Ryan fights the IRA. 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What's your take on The Warriors(1979) as a modern interpretation of Xenophon's Anabasis? 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A little black humour from a healthcare worker: "All suffering is temporary, you have to die sometime!" 010
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026How many times have you seen the movie? If it's less than 3 times, consider me impressed! 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My goy ass will gladly bang a bagel into my mouth all day, every day. Incidentally, I also enjoy the baked good... 000
Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I hope it's as obvious as AI speech and video... I can always tell when something is just a little bit off with those. 100