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Commander Pants

@cmdrpants.bsky.social
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Canadian. Heir and scion to the throne of Pants.

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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 57m
I think the only charitable take on it is that it's old enough that he, and his audience, don't remember it. Which still makes him dangerously uninformed, ignorant of history, and utterly incompetent.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the blasphemy front Québécois French has it covered. TabarNAK! 😀
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This just reinforces the meme that while "F the police" means disdain, "F the firefighters" means *desire.* 😉
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pleased to make your acquaintance! I'm only a dilletante writer, but I do have an interest in the morbid. (Or the grotesque and profane) youtu.be/mZMswlFNhvE?...
youtu.be
Dance
YouTube video by ithcy2
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TIL... 😬
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What I've gathered from this is, aside from the genius, Newton was a *weird* dude.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"So, you're saying that if I write down a bunch of numbers, I can hit that guy over there with ONE cannonball? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Valid philosophical question: "Why do we exist?" Invalid philosophical question: "Are we human, or are we dancer?"
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My personal favorite Dad joke as a healthcare worker is bringing someone an IV pole and saying, "Have you met my friend? He's Polish!"
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to wonder why America can't come to a reckoning with what's happening right now... until I saw that it still hasn't done so for things a century old, or longer.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MFer wants to do the same in northern Alberta... luckily the local First Nations see through the BS and are having none of it.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Familiar enough to anyone who had an elective intro Genetics lab in university. Now if I leave something out too long, I curse "F***ing Drosophila!" rather than "fruit flies."
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Given the super-horny scenes in the last few MGS games, I think Kojima would approve. 🤣
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time! 😆
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact that it's cheap, as tough as a Nokia, has incredible battery life, and can easily be adapted to work as [REDACTED] in a [REDACTED] scenario quickly is, shall we say, a Swiss flag.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who would've thought that being a clean-cut, blonde haired Aryan stereotype might stand out when in the field?!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And a very lucky man, to boot! 🙂
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
F91W FtW!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/vK03y...
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Did you not have to beat them off?
YouTube video by Harvest_delivers
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a vintage bash.org post about someone becoming a millionaire after patenting a device to punch people in the face via the Internet... 😁
bash.org
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And in a couple of years, it'll be "Normalize 'I was just following orders!'"
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AUTUMN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU DO IT?!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very well said! I should exchange my hubris for humility and proper analysis. I wish I'd known that earlier in life... c'est la vie. Thank you for the reality check!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My dude, that's not ODD. "I liked them before they got popular" is hipsterism. Signed, middle-aged former(?) hipster.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was watching the news when the second hit, and yelled to my mom "Theres been a terrorist attack in New York." After she screamed "WHAT?" I told her I had to run to the school bus. My first class was Social Studies, and the teacher just put the class TV on CNN and said, "You're watching history."
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't dissociate "brain sex" from skullfucking. Which is an apt metaphor for the psychosis AI causes...
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Following his example, I know a couple of political figures I'd like to give a Shewinigan Handshake to...
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had a similar exchange on Reddit... we agreed that we're brothers playfighting, but when a 3rd party arrives, it's, "NOBODY PUNCHES MY BROTHER BUT ME!"
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, SHIT! Not our SPACE SECRETS!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
F***in cobra chickens, man... 😄
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clearly, the best solution is to stand on a street corner wearing a huge sign reading "GIVE ME CRABS!"
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hard to go wrong with a Honda... I inherited my mom's '93 Civic with 330k km on the clock, and despite a single quirk(had to jiggle the starter solenoid on hot days) it had two more owners and another 200k km.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
When the internet managed to disgust you, the angel and devil on your shoulders, and the NSA and FBI monitoring you.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Would you characterize this as being "Rosalind Franklinned" or "Watson & Cricked"? I'm for the former as it acknowledges the woman who actually did the work.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Temporary Cloudbreaks in a Sometimes Spotted Mind
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
O SH- *buys swamp property* *affects Scottish accent* *begins search for talking donkey*
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Western Canada, we had these at least until '91, as I recall. As a young child I'd collect them, as well as the aluminum ashtrays(which made great little Frisbees).
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I remember a Dutch friend telling me that one of the worst insults translates as, "Cancerwhore." Which reminded me of this: youtu.be/sqXgZDQTAVg?...
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planet bullshit
YouTube video by Troy Walker Antifa HQ
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post-punk enthusiast: A bell is a cup... until it is struck
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aye, that's the adult approach. Also, thank you for helping to improve my vocabulary of foreign vulgarities! 😁
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I trust your response included some choice expletives... my Greek is terrible but I think they are total μαλάκεσ!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Adapted from the Tom Clancy novel of the same name. Basically Jack Ryan fights the IRA.
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What's your take on The Warriors(1979) as a modern interpretation of Xenophon's Anabasis?
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Tolerable Lightness of Being
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A little black humour from a healthcare worker: "All suffering is temporary, you have to die sometime!"
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@wsj.com 910206803242391020680324239
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How many times have you seen the movie? If it's less than 3 times, consider me impressed!
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My goy ass will gladly bang a bagel into my mouth all day, every day. Incidentally, I also enjoy the baked good...
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Commander Pants @cmdrpants.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I hope it's as obvious as AI speech and video... I can always tell when something is just a little bit off with those.
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