Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comLips and Tongue Close-upALT: Lips and Tongue Close-up 110
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/10/20269things.me/g/2KXWgVW9things.me@cmdlineconfessions: 9 games that define meDisco Elysium, Remember Me, Far Cry 5, Borderlands and more. Make your own at 9things.me. 020
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/10/20269things.me/g/XPyJiTX9things.me@cmdlineconfessions: 9 books that define meThe Etymologicon, We Are Legion, I, Robot, Brave New World and more. Make your own at 9things.me. 020
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I didn't know Crayola made a jockstrap, but it looks AMAZING on you 😉😁 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The key stays unused Still my hands remember well How freedom once felt #haiku #imissmymotorcycle 𐑞 𐑒𐑰 𐑕𐑑𐑱𐑟 𐑩𐑯𐑿𐑟𐑛 𐑕𐑑𐑦𐑤 𐑥𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑯𐑛𐑟 𐑮𐑰𐑥𐑧𐑥𐑚𐑼 𐑢𐑧𐑤 𐑣𐑬 𐑓𐑮𐑰𐑛𐑩𐑥 𐑢𐑩𐑯𐑕 𐑓𐑧𐑤𐑑 #𐑣𐑲𐑒𐑵 #𐑥𐑴𐑑𐑼𐑕𐑲𐑒𐑩𐑤 061
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Alarm screams at dawn I sleep through apocalypse Morning wins again #Haikus #Narcolepsy 𐑩𐑤𐑸𐑥 𐑕𐑒𐑮𐑰𐑥𐑟 𐑨𐑑 𐑛𐑭𐑯 𐑲 𐑕𐑤𐑰𐑐 𐑔𐑮𐑵 𐑩𐑐𐑭𐑒𐑩𐑤𐑦𐑐𐑕 𐑥𐑸𐑯𐑦𐑙 𐑢𐑦𐑯𐑟 𐑩𐑜𐑱𐑯 #𐑣𐑲𐑒𐑵 #𐑯𐑸𐑒𐑩𐑤𐑧𐑐𐑕𐑰 030
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There's drama? At work? Good thing I know the cameras. Oh, how à propos... #workdrama #thisiswhyIworkinIT #haiku 050
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Red lights blink again Somewhere the printer still screams I am not surprised #techsupport #haiku 030
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comMan in Turtleneck with 'Perfection' TextALT: Man in Turtleneck with 'Perfection' Text 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Listen, I've watched some weird shit in my life. I still can't figure out what the hell is going on in this SIX minute, egocentric, and discombobulated "video." Then again, it is Elon. I would expect nothing less from him. It seems he's taken Trump's AI obsession and ran with it to a new level. #wtf 030
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Sorry to hear that, big guy. It certainly isn't fun, but hold on in there. You got this 🤗 000
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses. (Just watching OPS from my office.) 150
Reposted by Ike [·𐑲𐑒]Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Basic Facts 437115973125
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 16/07/2026So... The flat tire. Please, say it's a metaphor. It isn't, is it? 🙄🙄🙄🙄 #dammit #todayisnotmyday #haiku #poem #wtf 040
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Been grappling with some depression lately... Taking a small break. #bebacksoon 030
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Is this the equivalent of the joke back in the early 2000s that we need a license to drive on the "information superhighway?" #damndrivers 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I am not super religious or spiritual and I’m open to some form of transcendent reality, but I don’t believe humans can meaningfully define God, and I don’t believe Christianity has exclusive access to the truth... Biblical Literalists drive me absolutely insane... #whatshappeninghere 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 08/07/2026...and most Republicans. What a fun fact! 😉 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I feel "off" today. Maybe, I'm just dramatic? Time will never tell. #maybethisisthetwilightzone #haiku #poem 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You absolutely can! Use it for as long as you like 😋😁😉😈 020
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Whoever said their favorite season is summer is a damn liar! With humidity it's 106⁰! It feels like the Nazis opened the Ark of the Covenant again! #dogdaysofsummer #givemefallorwinter 110
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm officially calling jazz/improv music "stylistic showboating," and I think we all know why... Thanks for coming to my TED talk. #andallthatjazz 000
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Happy Birthday, sexy!! The bday suit is looking fresh 😉😁 110
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Gotta love America 🙄 only place I know that I have to dip into retirement just to get a scope done on a chronic, pre-cancerous condition that has had four prior-authorizations already. Yet, insurance doesn't think it's necessary 🤷🏻♂️ #whattheactualfuck #whatamipayingyoufor 020
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I don't know how I feel about this #amiunc amiunc.com/test 010
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You have a sharpie? Then mark my words verbatim. This is not the end. #Pride #Haiku #Poetry 030
Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Absolutely gorgeous (and the chain too)! 😉😁 010