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Ike [·𐑲𐑒]

@cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social
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IT Ops Tech. Professional printer negotiator and occasional Windows heckler. Otherwise found around motorcycles, birds, trails, books, code, creative writing, art & rugby. Married 👬🌈 • DMs open.

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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lips and Tongue Close-up
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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9things.me
@cmdlineconfessions: 9 games that define me
Disco Elysium, Remember Me, Far Cry 5, Borderlands and more. Make your own at 9things.me.
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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9things.me
@cmdlineconfessions: 9 books that define me
The Etymologicon, We Are Legion, I, Robot, Brave New World and more. Make your own at 9things.me.
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't know Crayola made a jockstrap, but it looks AMAZING on you 😉😁
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good to have you back 😁😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How about a mouth (for cleanup)?
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The key stays unused Still my hands remember well How freedom once felt #haiku #imissmymotorcycle 𐑞 𐑒𐑰 𐑕𐑑𐑱𐑟 𐑩𐑯𐑿𐑟𐑛 𐑕𐑑𐑦𐑤 𐑥𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑯𐑛𐑟 𐑮𐑰𐑥𐑧𐑥𐑚𐑼 𐑢𐑧𐑤 𐑣𐑬 𐑓𐑮𐑰𐑛𐑩𐑥 𐑢𐑩𐑯𐑕 𐑓𐑧𐑤𐑑 #𐑣𐑲𐑒𐑵 #𐑥𐑴𐑑𐑼𐑕𐑲𐑒𐑩𐑤
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely! 😉😁
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Super rubbable 😉😁 the MOST rubbable
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Beef. It's what's for dinner 😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Alarm screams at dawn I sleep through apocalypse Morning wins again #Haikus #Narcolepsy 𐑩𐑤𐑸𐑥 𐑕𐑒𐑮𐑰𐑥𐑟 𐑨𐑑 𐑛𐑭𐑯 𐑲 𐑕𐑤𐑰𐑐 𐑔𐑮𐑵 𐑩𐑐𐑭𐑒𐑩𐑤𐑦𐑐𐑕 𐑥𐑸𐑯𐑦𐑙 𐑢𐑦𐑯𐑟 𐑩𐑜𐑱𐑯 #𐑣𐑲𐑒𐑵 #𐑯𐑸𐑒𐑩𐑤𐑧𐑐𐑕𐑰
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's drama? At work? Good thing I know the cameras. Oh, how à propos... #workdrama #thisiswhyIworkinIT #haiku
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Red lights blink again Somewhere the printer still screams I am not surprised #techsupport #haiku
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Man in Turtleneck with 'Perfection' Text
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Listen, I've watched some weird shit in my life. I still can't figure out what the hell is going on in this SIX minute, egocentric, and discombobulated "video." Then again, it is Elon. I would expect nothing less from him. It seems he's taken Trump's AI obsession and ran with it to a new level. #wtf
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What are we playing?
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Tyler K. Stroud @stroudarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#Read #Books
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Awesome work 😉😁 keep at it, big guy!
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hell yeah!
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There it is.
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hell yeah! 😁😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yes, sir?
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sorry to hear that, big guy. It certainly isn't fun, but hold on in there. You got this 🤗
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses. (Just watching OPS from my office.)
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Basic Facts
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So... The flat tire. Please, say it's a metaphor. It isn't, is it? 🙄🙄🙄🙄 #dammit #todayisnotmyday #haiku #poem #wtf
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Been grappling with some depression lately... Taking a small break. #bebacksoon
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is this the equivalent of the joke back in the early 2000s that we need a license to drive on the "information superhighway?" #damndrivers
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's some massive meat there 😉😁
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Love to share tips 😁😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am not super religious or spiritual and I’m open to some form of transcendent reality, but I don’t believe humans can meaningfully define God, and I don’t believe Christianity has exclusive access to the truth... Biblical Literalists drive me absolutely insane... #whatshappeninghere
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
...and most Republicans. What a fun fact! 😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
300 lbs is lookin' gooooooooood 😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I feel "off" today. Maybe, I'm just dramatic? Time will never tell. #maybethisisthetwilightzone #haiku #poem
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Perfect pose 😁😉😈
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Looking great! The mustache suits you! 😁😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You absolutely can! Use it for as long as you like 😋😁😉😈
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'd say so! Sequoia at least! 🌳
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Whoever said their favorite season is summer is a damn liar! With humidity it's 106⁰! It feels like the Nazis opened the Ark of the Covenant again! #dogdaysofsummer #givemefallorwinter
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm officially calling jazz/improv music "stylistic showboating," and I think we all know why... Thanks for coming to my TED talk. #andallthatjazz
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Happy Birthday, sexy!! The bday suit is looking fresh 😉😁
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gotta love America 🙄 only place I know that I have to dip into retirement just to get a scope done on a chronic, pre-cancerous condition that has had four prior-authorizations already. Yet, insurance doesn't think it's necessary 🤷🏻‍♂️ #whattheactualfuck #whatamipayingyoufor
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I don't know how I feel about this #amiunc amiunc.com/test
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Looking cute AF!!!!
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#monochromemonday
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Yes sir! 😁😉
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You have a sharpie? Then mark my words verbatim. This is not the end. #Pride #Haiku #Poetry
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Boredom is looking hot!
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Absolutely love, love, love it!
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Ike [·𐑲𐑒] @cmdlineconfessions.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Absolutely gorgeous (and the chain too)! 😉😁
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