cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hi Mr.Beast here. If you're watching this, I’m dead. And I’m giving away everything I own—my channels, Feastables, and billions of dollars! 100 subscribers are in this circle. They think it's for $1M, but the last person to leave inherits my entire empire. Let the challenge begin! 000
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 06/07/2026In the new He-Man movie, the film rationalizes all the silly names as "Adam gave these people names when he was 10". They missed the opportunity for not saying Skeletor's name the whole film until Adam confronts him at the climax and calls him Skeletor. Then he goes, "how TF did you know my name?" 000
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Just started a new job. Just saw a coworker look me dead in the eye as he squirted his plastic water bottle into the back of his throat. It was the most clueless and oblivious I've ever seen someone to how homoerotic they're acting. He. Has. A. Wife. 😵💫 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Do you think Brittany spears, just....had those knives? Or do you think she paid someone literal money to go out and get them for her? 000
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Be me. Already worked overtime all week. Getting loads done. Wednesday morning company meeting. Says we need to scale back overtime to save money. 2 hours later. "mandatory 12 hour shifts the rest of the week." We don't have enough work to meet the quotas they want. Me... 000
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Sometimes, when I hear a bird calling, I mimic it by whistling, and they answer back. I call it blue birding. 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 17/06/2026They tell you your whole life not to eat the silica packets. What if that's just the way out of the simulation, and they don't want you to know? (For legal reasons, this is satire. Do not eat silica gel packets.) 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Why isn't there a gay furry comic between a sea cucumber and the pearl fish that lives in his butt? 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Shredded ham a healthy spoonful of diced jalapeños, shredded cheese with a slice of munster inside three beautiful eggs splash of milk to make them fluffy. 50/50 butter bacon grease in the pan lovingly topped with taco bell chipoltle sauce makes a bomb omelet. + cup of joe. Breakfast of champions. 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I want to be a good person. But sometimes, when it feels like the world left good people behind, I feel a hardness in my heart. I become a bitter, resentful person. I need to be better. I need to be better about choosing kindness and love. 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 09/06/2026ramen and coffee for breakfast with a side of questioning my life choices. 010
cmac029.bsky.social @cmac029.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Never been fond of social media. Gonna' try to get better at it. Just Gonna post whatever is on my mind. No guarantees that it'll be interesting or consistent. I'm just here. :P 030