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MF Doomscrolling

@clups.bsky.social

623 followers 319 following 3.1K posts

He/Him, but really, I'll respond to most anything. I just want to make the anti-pronoun people upset.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gonna need several of these today. #FinsUp

Magical elixir to make the Dolphins tolerable.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence, and a hearty fuck you to you, President Racist Grandpa.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I know lots of people are dunking on this dipshit, and add my name to the list. That poor kid is growing up with this dickbag's genes, and I hope they can overcome that tremendous obstacle to becoming a decent human being.

AI dipshit abdicates role as parent to AI.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Losing a pet is so awful. RIP Cocoa, it's not going to be the same without you, buddy. 💔💔💔

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Portland FTW.

Flag of Portland, Oregon.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's a real manly, muscular bunch there. Total alphas.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Farewell, old friend.

Oakshire Overcast Espresso Srout on nitro.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hey, Dr. Hank! Get fucked, you fascist-enabling, rapist-apologist POS.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This just in: the Way Outs have left the Ed Sheeran tour.

The Way Outs from the Flintstones

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What a time to be alive!

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yes.

Mellifluous Life hazy IPA by Gratitude Brewing.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fresh hop season is here!

Breakside Thriving Metropolis Fresh Hop IPA with Simcoe hops.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I am sick of this shit.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I don't want to watch his show or hang out with him, so this checks out.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you give your money to these dipshits for safekeeping, just be prepared to never see that money ever again.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Wealth tax or guillotine? Chose wisely, Sergey.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

President Big Boy likes playing dress up.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Had me at "Soft & SUPPLE," lost me at "kink-resistant."

Garden hose ad.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

At least you still have your phone so you can whine to your followers.

Andrew Tate complains about consequences for his actions.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Homebrewed saison.

A beer in front of a TV of a stupid soccer match.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"Shut the fuck up, David."

Big Lebowski guys at the bowling alley.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Same.

Pacifico beer

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Bluesky is a sports app.

Everyone losing their minds over the 2nd Cabo Verde goal.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Trump, after misreading this guy's name: "See, they even call it a shithole on their jerseys."

RSA midfielder Sphephelo Sithole.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

TFW you have to take precautions so you don't stain the Fox & Friends couch when you inevitably shit yourself on national tv.

Trump about to shit himself.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It's not always Florida Man, sometimes it's Kentucky Couple.

Police discover drugs in bag labeled "Definitely Not Drugs"

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Siri, show me a pathetic loser.

The dumbest man in America/President.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Spotify's $250 million dollar man. What a fucking moron.

Joe Rogan looking like the total dumbfuck he is.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Weather delays are woke. Real men fight in any conditions.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Wouldn't a dystopian prom just be a prom in the year of our Lord 2026?

Flyer for a dystopian prom.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

So where is suicide bomber Zuck going to blow shit up?

Zuckerberg looking like a suicide bomber.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

That's not how it works, coach.

Cavs coach says "analytically, we've won 2 out of 3," while actually being down 3 games to none.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I think Frank flip-flopped the percentages here.

Frank Luntz 'reporting" that an Iran deal is "95% done"

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Here we go . . . #RCTID

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

When you're tired off a bunch of ones and zeros fucking up your hair.

Sign that says Analog Barbershop

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This is some batshit stuff here . . .

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Homebrewed Russian Imperial Stout.

Dark, dark beer.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

This evening's vibes. #RCTID

Timber lose and Phil gets fired is at least a silver lining.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Well, I guess it's just chicken wings, burritos and beer from now on.

Headline saying fruits and vegetables may increase your cancer risk.

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Oh shit, we're the United States of War Crimes by this standard.

President Racist Grandpa attempts to explain war crimes.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

This guy should be in assisted living, not the White House.

Yet another batshit insane post by President Racist Grandpa saying that he's going to bomb the hell out of Iran on Tuesday if they don't "Open the Fuckin' Strait."

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Thanks, President Racist Grandpa!

Gas is fucking expensive because of Trump's stupid ass war

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MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Cheers!

Pint of Brujos Sixes IPA

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Pulp fiction meme

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Why do we need so much help if Iran has been "totally decapitated" and its military has been "destroyed 100%"?

Trump begging for help to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

MF Doomscrolling @clups.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

A man praying, "Jesus, I've seen what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."