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Clumsy_the_24

@clumsythe24.bsky.social
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22 | She/Her | Sigma Female | Based and Epicpilled | Woke | One of Them Queers | Be Gay, Do Crime

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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
French bulldogs are like if you applied a big head mode cheat to dogs
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look at this FUCKING F O O D I made
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
According to my therapist, I have PTSD. I was not aware I had PTSD, mind you. She didn’t tell me about it directly, she just wrote it down on my bottom surgery therapist letter.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man, today’s work day was super long. We had several orders come in at the end of the shift after getting tons of nonstop orders during the entire shift, meaning that I had to clean the kitchen up pretty much entirely after hours. It’s 11 now, I just got off work.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Official statement from the Parton family is up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gov...
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A Message from the Family of Dolly Parton
YouTube video by Dolly Parton
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
love a movie about flesh and fluids
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fnaf at five nights at fnaf at five nights at fnaf at five nights at
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I reinterpreted my old Among Us drawing from 6 years ago. I hadn’t actually played Among Us at the time I drew the original, so I did get a few details off.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
FUCK, I HATE waking up early. I had to get up at 4:30 AM today in order to have enough time to get ready and woken up before having to leave the house at 6:00 AM so we had time to get to my grandfather’s funeral at GOD DAMN 10:00 AM in ANOTHER state!
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My fit for my grandfather’s memorial
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I had to use two twigs as makeshift chopsticks to pull a bunch of strings out of her ass. It was so difficult, especially when she won’t stand still and when I have to hold her down, she struggles the entire time. She also makes a bunch of loud yelping noises too.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Man, I hate it when my dog eats something she shouldn’t because I then have to assist her with getting it out the next day.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No fuckin shot “Now I Only Want You Gone” from Portal 2 just made me misty-eyed! I have beaten this game several times and that never happened until tonight when I beat it again.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The worst part of intermittent fasting is the mornings when the lack of food in your stomach makes you feel nauseous. I fucking hate it so much.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Welp… both jobs I applied to 3 weeks ago aren’t hiring. So that’s fun /s
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Man, Absolute Batman Volume 2 is SOOOOOO fucking good! It’s 8 comic books long and god damn it’s packed with quality. All the absolute books I’ve read so far have been incredible.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sourdough starter Day 1 and 2. I saw the hooch on the top this morning so I fed it. How’s it looking?
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
YEAAA I’M SO EXCITED FOR FAN EXPO TOMORROW
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Gnort moved into a new house ☹️
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
More evolution
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bruh, the new LEGO Batman is so great. Why does it have to be so damn expensive?
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have cursed myself with knowledge by going out of my way to watch the leaked TADC finale
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I may have updated my island again… it’s now has more of a cramped-feeling than before but also less, if that makes any sense. Here’s how my island has evolved since I started taking pictures of it. The most recent one is at the end.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Chat, fliffer, schniffer. Scorpi, yaya, yesseroni. Gorgithol, Tattianna burger. Lala flambo. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Chat, I’m juggling 3 part-time jobs now. Life is wack.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
God, what the hell did they do to the #starfox crew? They look so uncanny.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
‘An American Pickle’ is a cinematic masterpiece. If only it appeared in actual cinemas.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Oh, this looks concerning. I hope I’m not getting chickenpox again.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The worst part about having siblings is that you can’t do “your mom” jokes without it also being about your own mom, thus making it pointless.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Who the hell at @glitchprod.com thought it was a good idea to do a limited theatrical release of the last episode of The Amazing Digital Circus TWO WEEKS BEFORE IT RELEASES ON STREAMING???
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Y’all… go watch Pizza Movie. It’s so crazy.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
All my good V pics from Cyberpunk 2077
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
so sowwy to people who lost money betting against magamyman, you deserve it and i hope you lose again soon. Betting on war is a moral failing.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yay the US is going to war with a middle eastern country for no apparent reason AGAIN! I love living in this hell timeline! :true:
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Say what you want about the USA but All-American sandwiches are really good
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Omg the woman I’m talking to just thought I was a cis woman 🥹
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Man, textbook piracy is harder than I thought it’d be. I did eventually find the textbook I need for my class, though
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I thought caesar wraps from Walmart would be good. However, the ingredients are so DOGSHIT that it’s just a complete bastardization of the concept of the salad. It tasted like TIRE RUBBER! Shit’s inedible 😭
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I hope the new tomodachi life has minigames like the 3ds game did
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Guys… portal 1 is almost 67 years old.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I present to you: Jerome Valeska
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I always find it so ironic that I feel dehydrated after a long shower because, like, it’s water.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We haven’t had WiFi on campus for 2 days now. Water damage to the servers apparently did it.
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I just heard the word “fucked” UNCENSORED in the first SECOND of a YouTube ad. Why can’t YouTube videos do that?
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My horny ass could not be trusted with a caesar salad
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Lmao I guess they just wandered over to campus or something
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Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@katie.bzky.team cool shirt
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