Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 18/09/2026French bulldogs are like if you applied a big head mode cheat to dogs 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026According to my therapist, I have PTSD. I was not aware I had PTSD, mind you. She didn’t tell me about it directly, she just wrote it down on my bottom surgery therapist letter. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Man, today’s work day was super long. We had several orders come in at the end of the shift after getting tons of nonstop orders during the entire shift, meaning that I had to clean the kitchen up pretty much entirely after hours. It’s 11 now, I just got off work. 000
Reposted by Clumsy_the_24Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Official statement from the Parton family is up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gov...youtube.comA Message from the Family of Dolly PartonYouTube video by Dolly Parton 0405136
Reposted by Clumsy_the_24❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 23/08/2026love a movie about flesh and fluids 192
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Fnaf at five nights at fnaf at five nights at fnaf at five nights at 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I reinterpreted my old Among Us drawing from 6 years ago. I hadn’t actually played Among Us at the time I drew the original, so I did get a few details off. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 25/07/2026FUCK, I HATE waking up early. I had to get up at 4:30 AM today in order to have enough time to get ready and woken up before having to leave the house at 6:00 AM so we had time to get to my grandfather’s funeral at GOD DAMN 10:00 AM in ANOTHER state! 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I had to use two twigs as makeshift chopsticks to pull a bunch of strings out of her ass. It was so difficult, especially when she won’t stand still and when I have to hold her down, she struggles the entire time. She also makes a bunch of loud yelping noises too. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Man, I hate it when my dog eats something she shouldn’t because I then have to assist her with getting it out the next day. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 19/07/2026No fuckin shot “Now I Only Want You Gone” from Portal 2 just made me misty-eyed! I have beaten this game several times and that never happened until tonight when I beat it again. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The worst part of intermittent fasting is the mornings when the lack of food in your stomach makes you feel nauseous. I fucking hate it so much. 110
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Welp… both jobs I applied to 3 weeks ago aren’t hiring. So that’s fun /s 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Man, Absolute Batman Volume 2 is SOOOOOO fucking good! It’s 8 comic books long and god damn it’s packed with quality. All the absolute books I’ve read so far have been incredible. 000
Reposted by Clumsy_the_24they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit. 28708148521293
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Sourdough starter Day 1 and 2. I saw the hooch on the top this morning so I fed it. How’s it looking? 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Bruh, the new LEGO Batman is so great. Why does it have to be so damn expensive? 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I have cursed myself with knowledge by going out of my way to watch the leaked TADC finale 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I may have updated my island again… it’s now has more of a cramped-feeling than before but also less, if that makes any sense. Here’s how my island has evolved since I started taking pictures of it. The most recent one is at the end. 010
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Chat, fliffer, schniffer. Scorpi, yaya, yesseroni. Gorgithol, Tattianna burger. Lala flambo. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Chat, I’m juggling 3 part-time jobs now. Life is wack. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 07/05/2026God, what the hell did they do to the #starfox crew? They look so uncanny. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 28/04/2026‘An American Pickle’ is a cinematic masterpiece. If only it appeared in actual cinemas. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Oh, this looks concerning. I hope I’m not getting chickenpox again. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The worst part about having siblings is that you can’t do “your mom” jokes without it also being about your own mom, thus making it pointless. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Who the hell at @glitchprod.com thought it was a good idea to do a limited theatrical release of the last episode of The Amazing Digital Circus TWO WEEKS BEFORE IT RELEASES ON STREAMING??? 020
Reposted by Clumsy_the_24Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 04/03/2026so sowwy to people who lost money betting against magamyman, you deserve it and i hope you lose again soon. Betting on war is a moral failing. 1214419
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yay the US is going to war with a middle eastern country for no apparent reason AGAIN! I love living in this hell timeline! :true: 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Say what you want about the USA but All-American sandwiches are really good 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Omg the woman I’m talking to just thought I was a cis woman 🥹 010
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Man, textbook piracy is harder than I thought it’d be. I did eventually find the textbook I need for my class, though 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I thought caesar wraps from Walmart would be good. However, the ingredients are so DOGSHIT that it’s just a complete bastardization of the concept of the salad. It tasted like TIRE RUBBER! Shit’s inedible 😭 010
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I hope the new tomodachi life has minigames like the 3ds game did 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I always find it so ironic that I feel dehydrated after a long shower because, like, it’s water. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 19/01/2026We haven’t had WiFi on campus for 2 days now. Water damage to the servers apparently did it. 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I just heard the word “fucked” UNCENSORED in the first SECOND of a YouTube ad. Why can’t YouTube videos do that? 010
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 18/01/2026My horny ass could not be trusted with a caesar salad 000
Clumsy_the_24 @clumsythe24.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Lmao I guess they just wandered over to campus or something 000