iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I desperately need an astrology professional to tell me what tf is going on with my chart rn bc I’m about to lost my last marble

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

IT IS SO GOD DAMN EASY BEING A WATERPARKS FAN

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

for some reason, learning Danish has preoccupied my entire existence now. like I know everyone in Denmark speaks better English than 90% of Americans, but I’m just doing it out of spite

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I signed up for pitbull and harry styles presales, why do I feel more anxiety about the pitbull one

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

istg “epic vulgar roast” is turning into a vocal stim and I need it to STOP. I HATE THAT MAN

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

if you see me reposting my parx tts on here, pretend it’s the first time you’re seeing it, ty

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I didn’t realize you were on here, omg 😭🫶

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

oh no, I just remembered alex høgh andersen existed 🧎‍♀️

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

with the gh-esque hair cut rn, I still stand by this statement

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

found this in my notes: “Deep thought from a deep thot, call them hoezier” thoughts???????

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I missed Bluesky, awsten isn’t active on here, I felt so free being unhinged over here looking for more parx friends on this app 🫶

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

tt shop is so weird, why am I being offered samples from a bra company when all I do is shit post about Waterparks

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I think I may have broken my curse of getting sick after every Waterparks show !!!!!!

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Sure, we know Waterparks. but has anyone considered waterdrives? 💔

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I found the miles of notes (rants) I wrote after being on parx twt for only one day (and then immediately deleting bc I’m a weenie), so I’m posting some of the reactions I had here LOL

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Imagine if your favorite artist got on TikTok and made a video about how your fanart is mid now and your old stuff was so much better

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

hey fuckers, guardian angel here to deliver a message: get that prenup 🫶

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“are you really that funny or am I just ovulating, like” -BRAINWASHED by Waterparks (my version)

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up. Tomorrow is the cloture vote. KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️ Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill. Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

concept: “edge me” sixpence none the richer cover thoughts??????

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

spotify recommending me entertainment as a new album to discover is so insulting like why are you pretending I don’t play crybaby on repeat when I’m having a mental breakdown

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

next time I’m in love, I’m going to send them an apple memories slideshow of my nudies 🫶 (consensually, of course)

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The blackout doesn’t have to end today. Commit to spending your dollars locally so they stay out of the hands of mega corporations and billionaires. Follow our boycott guide and continue to support micro economies in your local town or city. #50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

got real anxious thinking about how claustrophobic it must be being a fetus

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

listen, when I say I want to be obsessed with, it’s bc that’s the only level I operate at like if I’m in love, I’ll tattoo my tongue with the compliments that made you smile most, so I can be sure anything I say from this point forward will only be things that lift you up is that too much to ask??

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

jank boteko ❤️ didi I laugh every time, sue me (don’t)

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I love that duolingo is doing awsten knight style marketing

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/02/2025

🚨🚨🚨 Trump just fired USAID inspector general Paul Martin—one day after he exposed how Trump’s foreign aid freeze & mass firings have made it easier for U.S. taxpayer dollars to fund terrorist groups like Hamas & ISIS.

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I need someone to squish my brain like an asmr soap video

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I AM TRYING SO HARD TO BE NONCHALANT BUT I WAS NOT BORN TO BE NONCHALANT I AM GOING TO PEEL MY SKIN OFF 🤭

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I know it’s all giggles about Denmark buying California, but Denmark…..babygirl…..please consider it. I want to ride bikes and hygge the fuck up

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

“the weather there is absolute dog shit, you’d love it” to be loved is to be seen ✨

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

EW EW EWWWW EW EWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW EW EW EW EWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHHHHH i blushed and i’m embarrassed. i need a lobotomy STAT

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

list of people I would beg on my knees to the grim reaper, sims style, to have resurrected and I’ll even trade my own life for it to happen: - Hayley Williams - Jon Batiste I’ll keep you posted when I add more people, thank you

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

just learned the word “sobriquet”, I’m about to be even more insufferable than I already am

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

oh, also, foster the people was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

so I love my loops, don’t get me wrong. I just have this bad habit of wanting to raw dog my favorite artists when I see them live.

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

senate, lmk if you need me to clock in for the filibuster give me 200mg of caffeine and a snack, and I could talk you through Waterparks’ entire discography for at least 36 hours, 12 of which would be dedicated to Greatest Hits

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

panic at the disco? no, make out in the chokey

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

my super power is growing up driving in southern california, but being taught by PNW parents. I’m a psychopath no matter the weather 🫶

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♀️ Venus Is Gatorading. ♀️ @venusingatorade.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I need ya'll to see how much of a dork ya'll 1st gentleman is

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

anytime I get too annoyed with a conversation with Christian conservative family members, I ask them what they think about dinosaurs and whether they think they existed. watching them short circuit is really special. it’s art, actually.

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

if someone tries to break into your house, don’t scream. instead, stop what you’re doing, say “finally, I’ve been waiting for you” in the calmest tone before releasing an ear shattering maniacal laugh, while crawling at them gollum style. everything is an opportunity for theater ✨

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clumsyandpanicked @clumsyandpanicked.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

isn’t it crazy that Elon literally could have spent time with his children over the weekend, but instead chose to figure out how to siphon even more money from the American people, so he can continue growing his hoard of wealth? like damn, even Mr. Krabs prioritized Pearl

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