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Clueless Toshika

@cluelesstoshika.bsky.social
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Cabbage futures speculator on the Daikon Prairie. I post mainly random stuff about life in Tokyo/Japan, as and when the mood takes me and/or I have too many pictures on my phone.

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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 5h
Not now, death under undisclosed circumstances at a plague research institute in Siberia.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
祝台風28号(旧ハリケーンNOLO)発生! 祝台風29号発生!
Map showing paths of typhoons 27, 28 and 29.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
祝「熱帯低気圧b」発生! (Not shown: Hurricane NOLO).
Map showing predicted courses of Typhoon 27 and Tropical Depression beta.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TURN OFF THE GODDAMN TYPHOON MAGNET
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah the joys of living in the countryside [*]. Good thing it didn't happen on the first dry weekend day for yonks when all the laundry is hanging outside. [*] Nerima-ku.
A small fire burning in a field.
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Jamie @jambuslang.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is where they store all your posts
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, if Kanto-area people suddenly start mooing loudly, it's all my fault. Despite the ca. 42 separate warnings that any activity more strenuous than light breathing may put me at risk of fainting, I feel fine (especially as I lied and said I'd had lunch before going in).
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Words, action and all that.
けんけつ character
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Babe wake up new ハラ just dropped! Source: news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/627...
Screenshot of an article about "フキハラ".





Harajuku girls enjoying new office style.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to resume something interrupted in 1991 by moving to foreign parts, where my blood has hitherto always been considered tainted. Moo.
A UK certificate of blood donation, dated July 1991.





Secret passwords leaked onto the internet.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news, it's gone again and sky is grey with light precipitation where I am. Was worried whether we'd get the laundry properly mildewed in time for the weekend.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now it is surrounded by tall buildings, Tokyo Tower 🗼 no longer looks as imposing as it once did.
A structure which strongly resembles a miniature Tokyo Tower, in the classy district of Ikebukuro.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And if you missed them, you might get another chance next week.
Map of Typhoons 26 and 27, as of 2026-10-01.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heh, if you are in the Kanto area and can see in the direction of the eastern horizon, you can see the typhoon clouds.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy "Shibuya-ku Announces Anti-Hallowe'en Measures Day" to all who celebrate!
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PSA for people in Tokyo with children: tomorrow is 都民の日, which might mean surprise! school/kindergarten etc. holiday. ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%83%...
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都民の日 - Wikipedia
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PSA for motorists: your emergency shopping indicators are for when you need to obstruct the side of the road for your personal convenience. If you are going to move away, at least have the decency to cancel them, then indicate and look all around like a person who took an actual driving test.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the plus side, at least the Far Right are now satisfied. Wait, someone is just handing me a sheet of paper...
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taking the LaRva Train...
The cyclopean Seibu LaView train






Tarpits of woe supplicate the flying spaghetti monster.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta maximise that pool time
An anonymised child in a small swimming pool in the rain
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ゲリラ雨 in the middle of the night
Rain pouring down over a swimming pool
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pool is open, it seems.
A small swimming pool.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheeky weekend getaway
Interior of a train, with information display in Hangul.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last of his kind.
A sad small banana looking at the fallen corpses of two normal bananas.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If they didn't get PIKOTARO to headline this, what are they even doing?
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What goes around comes around, eventually. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Israel facing water shortages caused by destruction of Gaza’s treatment plants
Five desalination plants shut down for days, while Gaza remains in grip of severe water and sanitation crisis
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is that creepy monster? Also I wonder what the white thing is in the background.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And if you must *use* these things, enter instructions as commands, not requests or questions. Do not delude yourself these need to be treated like humans. Do not "thank" the byte generator. Do not address it by "name". Do not list it as a "Co-Author" in commit messages.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reorganised my browser toolbar bookmarks for convenience.
Screenshot of some browser toolbar bookmarks for various critical information.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
祝台風26号発生!
Predicted course of newly-minted Typhoon 26.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Breaking fashion news from the 1860s.
Internet advertisement for trousers titled "Japan figured out pants".
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I for one welcome our new package-dropping drone overlords. www.youtube.com/shorts/cjMC6...
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Amazon drone delivery drops woman's package into swimming pool
YouTube video by ABC7 News Bay Area
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh hello 茨城県南部!
Preliminary earthquake map, 2026-09-22
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hope this is accompanied by a similar campaign for Japanese motorists.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TV: spends the last month or two warning drivers about the dangers of driving cars into floodwaters after the previous floods. Cars on TV this morning: "Let me just drive into this water of unknown depth wit other immobile cars stuck in it".
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC9O...
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Here Comes The Rain Again Eurythmics
YouTube video by Malefoi
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Srsly?! It's not even Respect the Typhoon Day yet.
Rain radar situation over southern Kanto, なう.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a long shot, but wondering if any mutuals might have a Rain God in their network I could reach out to with some requests? Thx.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well we still haven't identified "Bob", but have determined he is much happier as an outdoor plant, where he can hunt rodents and small birds to his heart's content, or is that cats?
A plant, growing from the soil.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just checking the Kanto-area weather for tomorrow... Oh.
Rain forecast for the Kanto area, 2026-09-20
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait, my taxes are subsidising Nazi cars?!
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sign speaks the truth.
A sign stating "新幹線が見えるよ" and a train in the background.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shinagawa vibe be like
Banner sign a bus stop saying "NOT GO!! (Immigration Bureau)"
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll take one off their hands, no problem.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Name checks out.
A building with name sign "Sunshine City", bathed in sunlight.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
祝台風25号発生!
Predicted course of newly-minted Typhoon 25.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish to complain to the Typhoon Manager. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9WB...
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【熱帯低気圧】台風へ発達する予想 東日本へ接近するおそれも(16日11時30分配信)
YouTube video by ウェザーニュース
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Umeboshi Monster at your local Post Office would like to wish you a happy and productive start to the week, and also that it is only 48 shopping days until Hallowe'en!
A hand-made orange-ish wall decoration with a face purporting to be an umeboshi.
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Clueless Toshika @cluelesstoshika.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you understand German, and are considering a lucrative offer involving transporting a suitcase of dubious origin to Japan, I suggest you watch the below video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXX4...
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Deutsche Straftäter in Japan: Leben zwischen Einsamkeit und Drill | ZDFinfo Doku
YouTube video by ZDFinfo Dokus & Reportagen
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