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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia

@cloysterbell.bsky.social
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I have never been wrong about anything ever

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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Surely airplanes and airports can't be the end all be all ideal form of fast travel. Surely there has to be SOMETHING better
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Lia @iliadele.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#inktober2026 day 1, Apple 🍎
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't trust adults who have white bedsheets. Where's your goddamn whimsy
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never got the presale code for All Time Low at Radio City tickets plus I was 14,000th in the queue so I guess it wasn't meant to be :(
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw this absolutely perfect little dude at the Los Angeles Natural History Museum in 2019 and I want everyone to know that I still think about him often and frequently
A little stone carving of a lizard with blue eyes. He is perfectly shaped
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what rips every single time is when a show/album/whatever uses little snippets of previous songs/episodes in their grand finale and yes this is actually about What A Catch, Donnie from the hit Fall Out Boy album Folie a Deux
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think that Sam and Rowena's ship name should've been Samwitch instead of Samwena
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
worm
worm-like winged fantasy creature with a black upper surface and a tan underside with blue, yellow, and red speckles
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a client breakfast at the same time All Time Low tickets go on sale next week so sucks for the client but I WILL be leaving that breakfast early
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One thing about the DoctorWho_BBCA Instagram account is that it was always obsessed with bringing snacks
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had the opportunity to do something very cool but VERY illegal tonight and I'm sorry to say that I did fully chicken out because I am fundamentally a weenie 😔
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If the Pokemon Company was cool they'd release merch that spotlighted iconic Pokemon patterns like Arbok eyespots or Koffing's skull and crossbones
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jobeeart.bsky.social Jo if ATL is about to go on tour we simply must go together. I will go to Amsterdam if it comes to that
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TikTok video by All Time Low
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no, my one true weakness, trying to come up with what the hell D&D characters would wear to a fantasy wedding
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cool new habit unlocked: every time someone holds a door open for me I respond by bodily shoulder checking the door frame in my attempt to scurry through
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was Community actually a good show or was it simply of its time
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know Seeso died a tragic death and has since been well forgotten but when are they gonna make a S2 of the MBMBAM show
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VER @ drawing comics @verface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Johto Beginnings, Myths & Legends
A little mosaic of stylised images of representative Pokemon from the Johto region
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to my Mothership character Leeroy, de-armed and then eaten alive by an invisible goop monster 🫡
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah BABY
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
not many things you can’t fix by giving yourself a little treat
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love having opinions about Supernatural that would've gotten me actively hunted for sport ten years ago :)
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning and happy Thursday to the guy who just got on the subway full wang out butt ass naked
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi this is my new D&D character his name is Jeep Wrangler
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Girl literally what are you talking about "most of the fanbase", y'all never shut up
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had to get a new work laptop and this one's camera is too crisp. I miss my old one that was blurry and looked like shit. Nobody should be able to see all of my pores like this
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every so often I see someone wearing a Threadless shirt in the year of our lord 2026 and it's like wow, remember the absolute chokehold Threadless used to have on society but more specifically me
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if I only have a mid tier animal, will that work
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KaaiLeen 🌱 @kaaileen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welcome back, Link 💚✨⚔️ [ #art #zelda ]
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That Zelda 40th anniversary concert had better be coming to New York because if I'm not seated front and center, Kondo-san himself will have to catch these hands
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gang I have less than a month left of being a *~*32 year old lady*~* and I feel like I haven't been doing Jenna Marbles justice so I've gotta go balls to the wall for these last few weeks. I have to dye my hair and adopt a greyhound immediately
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can you believe fanfiction is free. People are churning out life changing works of fiction for free dot zero dollars and it's like. Woah. Can you believe it
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Unfortunately I have caught the Sam Winchester simping disease and oh no......... I think it's fatal...........
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This season of Silo was pretty mid. Everyone got a lot more one-dimensional and while the Silo construction stuff was interesting on paper, Daniel really is the most wet paper bag of a character. 5/10, tbd if I'll be watching the next season
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There's something so special about seeing theater in the basement of some warehouse where the four person cast indicates they're switching roles by putting on a pair of glasses and I mean that so sincerely
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Imagine liking a Pokemon that The Pokemon Company churns out merch for instead of the guy that has one single plush and that's it
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Getting edged by the promise of cooler weather only for it to once again be 95% humidity
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What did All Time Low put into 'So Wrong, It's Right' because it's still such a no skipper
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't believe I'm not at Pokemon Worlds this weekend >:(
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a picture I just found of me at Disney post Vidcon where I'm flashing the nerdfighter hand sign while wearing danisnotonfire and TSWGO jelly bracelets and it is THE most 2012 picture I've ever seen
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone who comments on Schanwiches saying stuff like "okay but you should've gone to This Sandwich Shop in Random Town, OR for a more authentic experience" needs to know I simply will never be doing that
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Had to tell my direct report that she whiffed it at the con and she Did Not Like what I had to say so she immediately messaged my boss and grandboss lmao....... neat
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dimetrodone.bsky.social @dimetrodone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Two serpents
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can't believe Supernatural never did a bodyswap episode. Demons do that all the time for fun and you're telling me that not once did they ever think to make Ham and Bean swap bodies for the sheer comedy factor of it all???? What the hell were they doing for 15 seasons
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nemumi @nmm0416.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
819の日!2026年もおめでとうございましたー!!💐🏐
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Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia @cloysterbell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The person I manage just gave me devastating news and I'm getting roasted on TikTok.... but at least I'll always have Haikyuu
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