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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 23h

Jude Bellingham is one of the most fluent, effortlessly fantastic footballers I've ever seen. The lad has just turned 23! He'll become England's greatest player imho

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Skysports and Skynews are now repeatedly pushing the damage and cost to the EPL expelling Man City would cause! Never mind the cheating, that's ok, though? It's not that they have a vested interest, is it? These are going to get away with a slap on the wrist, if anything at all

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagine making 14 saves and losing thirteen nowt

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Watching "lost grounds" on sky. He's at the old Roker Park, and he's drove 20 miles north to a theatre in South Shields! He must have taken a queer fucking route

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Women genuinely confuse me. My better half just asked her son, who's popped in, to take her to Tesco to buy some logs. I asked why don't you just drive? "It shuts soon" Oh, I didn't realise he'd come in a fucking time machine! The last bit was obviously not spoken

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching England last night, we got carved open a good few times, but two goals came directly from two bad mistakes from Guehi and O'Reilly, it's as if they'd lost concentration and they had other things on their mind

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think it's safe to say if we'd held on v Argentina we would still have one World Cup

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Josh Widdecombe proving the power of a great agent. How does this talentless cunt get work? His representative could probably get me a game for PSG

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Skysports news: Could there be a potential title charge by Brighton? Oh do fuck off

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This might well be Michael's last game if it stays like this. 3 week break to have a look. They're shite

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The referee in the Fulham game blows his whistle to kick off, and with that toot, he sends Spurs to the bottom of the current league table

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How slow is fucking skysports? I read it was a goal on here when they were in their own fucking half

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As much as it pains me to say it, Sunderland looks a pretty tidy side

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As much as the colour of Sunderland's shirt makes me feel nauseous, the design pisses all over ours. PS the keeper wasn't too clever there

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching Celtic v Rangers and wondering why our League 1 games don't 60,000 crowds?

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Josh Widdecombe on the tv nearly as much as Romesh Ranganathan. Is the comedic cupboard that bare? Chuck in Jack Whitehall and you have a trio of tv's least funny cunts in christendom

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Currently in the Saturday night ritual of her spending two hours trawling through Netflix until its too late to fucking watch anything

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sky Fpl, I know what I'll do, I'll play my two Arsenal defenders and leave my Brighton keeper and defender on the bench. I might be a worse manager than De Zerbi

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Any player who turns his back on a strike like Maddison did there wouldn't get another minute if i was his manager. Gutless twat, it's a ball not a fucking bullet

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tonali's lass will have a deposit put down on an apartment in Turin before he gets home

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've watched Tonali at Spurs a few times now, I'm yet to see him offer anything to this team. Waa he this shite for us? £100m! Fuck me

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wonder if Spurs would spend another £300m in January to guarantee 17th?

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why do players take their shirt off when they score? Good or bad rule, it's a booking, so why? Why do they need to? Silly cunts

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of my pet hates in football is teams who wear an away kit when their home kit doesn't clash with the team they are playing. I know there are contractual requirements, but Chelsea's change strip has the same coloured shorts as Bentford. Their home strip doesn't! Why, why, why ya fucking cunts

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All jokes aside, if you haven't been to Prague, you are missing out in the best city break I've ever done

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Custardsteeth @clownsbootz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Don't come to Prague if you don't like a head on ya pint

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