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Ivy Yors
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![Loona [Helluva Boss] taking a mirror selfie for the viewer, with her BIG FAT ASS perched up on the bathroom sink. Captioned: "you comin over or not?"
personally I have to say no. now I know what you're thinking, literally wtf would you say no for dumbass, she's trying to let you hit. But to that I say: do you really think Loona could cook us up a good meal after? No? Then that means I have to stop and get food, and then I'd have to be in line with all the uber eats guys picking up food for treatlers, which honestly isn't even the worst part. The worst part, really, is the first 20 minutes of pretending I didn't show up to fuck. I'm sitting there like "when tf are you gonna park that ass in my lap 'cause I don't wanna look like a jerk by initiating before you're ready to bang". We ate our food, watched an episode of The Office, can I put my hand on your coochie already? I mean I'm down to watch a couple more honestly season 4 is pretty funny. Now that I think about it actually, Loona would totally be into the Office, but never admit it to anyone but the dude she's fucking/dating/pushing out kids for. It's too mainstream and corny for her to say she likes it. She'd say she only watches cool horror films and hipster shit like Yellowjackets, while laughing her ass off at Parks and Rec. lmfao. anyways enjoy the booty ass, she likes getting spanked sometimes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3jrkxze65dvvybv64oy65jeh/bafkreifggfo6rewewwi64lvj6kffg2ravchbc23kwt7xh5jiyd3o4eck2e)
