David Palmer @cloventt.net · 30/09/2026They’re warming up to me. Sunflower seeds and nutella are basically crack for a rodent. 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 28/09/2026Fledgling magpie just chilling on a fence in the park. Mum nearby. 020
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 05/09/2026The Crusbler. Baked fruit mixed with pancake batter, topped with rolled oats, sugar and crumble. Next time I’ll put in cubed bread to make a Betty Crusbler, and add pastry on top to make a Grunting Betty Crusbler Pandowdy. Where is your god now? 110
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 18/08/2026TWO TANGOS DOWN. Bonny and Clyde are back in confinement I was curious so I hand caught one and let it bite me. Sharp teeth but they can’t do a lot of damage. Now, I truly have no fear of them. 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 16/08/2026After a weekend of licking peanut butter off my traps, mouse #2 got a bit too excited when I introduced some apple to the traps. 🪤 He was also unaware I had set it to be much more sensitive. More to come. 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 12/08/2026Victory has been achieved over the invading forces of mousedom. Their sentence is incarceration in a 5-star mouse hotel. 010
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 22/07/2026Private jet flying direct from LAX to Queenstown, currently over Christchurch. 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 20/07/2026I can't be the only person having a hard time telling these two bozos apart right 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 18/07/2026Today's featured picture on Wikipedia is a kererū. Look at this fatboi. 03211
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 16/07/2026Only 300 bags left, you don't want to miss out drbugs.co.nz/products/dr-... 010
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 16/07/2026Debugging my broken heatpump outdoor unit. Turns out all the cheap brands are literally the exact same control boards internally. This is Kelvinator, but that’s identical to Midea and Haier internally. Anyway, this one fried itself. Replacements are $200 from Aliexpress. 150
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 16/07/2026The school missed an opportunity here to go with the much catchier acronym “AMPERV” 010
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 10/07/2026Reminder: Seymour wants to take this holiday away from you. 1194
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 08/07/2026Local National candidate bragging about his “Te Reo Maori” qualification while failing to spell “Māori” correctly. 020
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 06/07/2026Dangerous news: I am in easy walking distance of the Dr Bugs factory 130
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 19/06/2026Pretty much the longest day of the year, right in the heart of winter in Ōtautahi. Humanity is doomed. 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 17/05/2026Diesel price so crazy these guys are back to running their truck on coal 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 23/04/2026Christchurch City Libraries are not subtle about who our enemy is in the iNaturalist City Nature Challenge. 020
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 14/04/2026Political parties need to start educating politicians about disgusting early internet shock humour. 95917
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 09/04/2026Popped along to a burlesque/circus/comedy fundraiser at Darkroom last night. What a great show! Ōtautahi has some wickedly talented people. 020
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 08/04/2026As a Little Yellow Digger stan I am so very happy with Stuff journalists right now. 1112
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 05/04/2026“We were somewhere around Tehran in the middle of the desert when the dementia began to take hold.” 000
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 05/04/2026Tonight’s autistic waste of time is brought to you by finding which specific house in Huntly was a filming location for A Minecraft Movie obviously 110
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 16/03/2026New World, why’d you ask my opinion if you don’t want to hear it? 011
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 02/03/2026This is what happens within a few hours of saying “trans rights are human rights” on Facebook 140
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 20/11/2025Today’s Wikipedia DYK section has been taken over for Trans Day of Remembrance. 🏳️⚧️ 0228
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 05/11/2025"Positive discrimination" doesn't sound so positive when Jones is describing it. 030
David Palmer @cloventt.net · 05/11/2025Ali Jones got absolutely schooled by Albany English teacher Philippa Wintle on RNZ The Panel this evening. The importance of te ao Māori in our education system should not be diminished. Transcript attached for those that can't listen. www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro... 030