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Matthew Sparby

@cloudscout.com
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VintageComputing/RetroComputing enthusiast. Foster parent. Dog rescuer. Lived in California, Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin & Bengaluru. Now back in Minnesota. He/Him/Mr. Sparby if you're nasty. ATDT Shirts: spar.by/atdt youtube.com/cloudscout

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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 20/09/2026
Text scroll from a TV commercial for Castrol GTX motor oil. It says, “MAXIMUM PROTECTION AGAINST VISCOSITY AND THERMAL BREAKDOWN.”
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 18/09/2026
They really missed a perfect merchandizing opportunity here. These should have been on display next to the reading glasses.
Retail display for an electric razor called “PALM SHAVER”
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 14/09/2026
Lots of people had fun with Tim Neu’s vintage typewriter at our VCFMW table. VCF Midwest Cookie Recipe 1 tsp RIFA Extract 1/2 C 99% Isopropyl Alaohol 2 tsp Deoxit 2 C Barn Dust 2 1/2 C Capacitor ooze and 400 mgs of broken circuts
Index card with the following text typed on it by a vintage typewriter:

VCF Midwest Cookie Recipe
1 tsp RIFA Extract
1/2 C 99% Isopropyl Alaohol
2 tsp Deoxit
2 C Barn Dust
2 1/2 C Capacitor ooze
and 400 mgs of broken circuts
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 12/09/2026
This is the CPT Phoenix JR up and running here at #VCFMW #VintageComputing #RetroComputing
CPT Phoenix JR sitting on an exhibit table at Vintage Computer Festival Midwest
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 09/09/2026
For the first time in 7 years, I have booted the CPT Phoenix Jr. A couple hours of experimentation and investigation with a Greaseweazle last night finally allowed me to recover the only known copy of its software! #VintageComputing #RetroComputing
The CPT Phoenix Jr word processing computer booted into its word processing software.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 08/09/2026
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 26/08/2026
RIP, Rooster.
Tim Curry and Carol Burnett in the motion picture Annie.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 30/07/2026
My 4.5 year old KitchenAid dishwasher quit working. Figured out that the motor in this circulation pump had died. Thankfully a local parts distributor had a replacement in stock. Took less than 10 minutes to replace and it’s working again.
Dishwasher circulation pump
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 18/07/2026
Bucket list item checked off the list. Visited the ancestral homeland.
Bucket list item checked off the list. Visited the ancestral homeland.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 08/07/2026
The 9000 is the 286 that I mentioned earlier. I have the machine but don’t have the keyboard or monitor for it.
CPT 9000 computer
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 08/07/2026
This was my computer setup back in 1993. I’ve wanted to recreate it but have never been able to find an AT case like this one. I’d appreciate any tips on identifying it. The DFI logo is a red herring. That’s a badge I put on it myself back then.
Old picture of a computer sitting on a desk with a CRT monitor, keyboard, CD-ROM drive, and a Stereo receiver.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 08/07/2026
Here is the Phoenix Jr.
CPT Phoenix Jr word processing computer
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 20/06/2026
You’ll either love it or hate it.
A Knorr beef bouillon package edited to say XOR Beef Boolean.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 29/05/2026
Chief O'Brien would like to apologize to the players of Forza Horizon 6 for today's transporter mishap.
Screenshot from the game Forza Horizon 6 showing a Ford F150 Raptor embedded in a building.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 23/05/2026
That’s four… count ‘em, FOUR MEGABYTES for your PDA back in 1994! Practically bottomless!
Apple Newton 4MB Flash Storage Card
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 21/05/2026
Our 12 year old American Foxhound, Sadie, never had accidents in the house but she’s started having them the last couple of days so we brought her to the vet this morning. As we feared, she’s now diabetic. Luckily, we have plenty of experience with giving a dog insulin injections.
A brown and white dog laying on a dog bed.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 18/05/2026
This is my 13th gen i5 system…
Modern PC in a case that resembles a Commodore 64
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 18/05/2026
A friend of mine won this NEC PC-8300 at an auction. Really curious if anybody knows what kind of weather related activities these may have been used for. #VintageComputing
Close up of a NEC PC-8300 portable computer with a label taped to it that says

Temp and sky reading every 1/2 hr press C
Comment - C
Quit - 0
Weather - W
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 17/05/2026
Two new foster dogs. Corinne is the light colored dog. Snickers is the darker color. Snickers is only with us for a week until his regular fosters can take him.
Two dogs, each about 48 pounds. One is beige, the other is darker brown with what resembles 1980s frosted tips.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 13/05/2026
Homer Simpson looking at Bart. There is text that says, “Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 05/05/2026
It’s a perfectly normal Monday night. Brought my VIC 20 over to a friend’s house. Now we’re playing Cheese and Onion. #VintageComputing #RetroComputing #RetroGaming #VIC20
A Commodore VIC 20 connected to a modern TV with three guys sitting around it playing Cheese and Onion.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 04/05/2026
Second new fruit tree has been installed. I hope I can keep this safe from the $&@# rabbits.
Young stone fruit tree freshly planted.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 04/05/2026
Happy Dave Brubeck Day to those who celebrate!
Black and white picture of a man with thick framed glasses leaning against a piano
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 04/05/2026
Me right now…
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 04/05/2026
This used to be a beautiful crabapple tree. I will be drying this wood and then using it in my smoker. I hear smoked rabbit is delicious.
Dead crabapple treeBadly chewed trunk of a formerly beautiful crabapple tree.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 01/05/2026
"Mayday! Mayday!" "What the heck is that?" "Why, that's the Russian New Year! We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres!"
The character Johnny from the movie Airplane standing in front of reporters.

An annual tradition.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 26/04/2026
*GONG*
Two chefs working the grill at Khan’s Mongolian Barbeque.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 17/04/2026
Probably my favorite fictional band ever.
Screenshot from the Homestar River “Cool Things” toon showing the band Cool Tapes consisting of Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 16/04/2026
Our newest foster dog Duncan Doo. He was literally saved from the euthanasia room at the last moment. His matting was so severe that it took over three hours to groom him. The grooming revealed some painful sores that had been concealed by the matting. He’s now happy and healing. #Dogs #RescueDogs
Badly matted black labradoodle in a stainless steel shelter kennel. Freshly groomed black labradoodle sitting next to a sofa with a happy look on his face and a wagging tail.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 26/03/2026
Last weekend I picked up hundreds of Minidiscs. They all had stuff recorded on them, including a bunch of Japanese music so I've been having fun listening to those. So far I've been introduced to the following groups: Mongol800 Chemistry Dreams Come True Shakalabbits #PhysicalMedia
A stack of Minidiscs next to a Sharp MD-MT15 Minidisc Recorder. A Commodore US*8 calculator can be seen in the background.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 23/03/2026
Go ahead. Call me a control freak.
Vintage Magnavox “Phantom” remote control.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 22/03/2026
Gilbert would like to draw your attention to the fact that this bowl is empty. #Dogs
Black and white dog laying on a dog bed holding an empty a stainless steel dog bowl in his mouth.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 22/03/2026
Hello, I’m your Uber driver, Mabel. Help yourself to a Milkbone. #Dogs
Two black dogs sitting in a car. One is in the backseat. The other is sitting in the driver’s seat.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 22/03/2026
Who wore it best?
Two logos. On the top is the logo for Tensorflow, an AI software library. On the bottom is the logo for Fleet Farm, a chain of retail stores. Both use similar stylized orange letters.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 19/03/2026
Who are you?
The spirit of Cesar Chavez.
Why do you look like Cesar Romero?
Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 17/03/2026
Dammit, Nvidia!
Two pictures of the character Darrin Stephens from Bewitched. On the left is Dick York with text that says, “DLSS 5 OFF” and on the right is Dick Sargent with text that says, “DLSS 5 ON”
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 17/03/2026
Dammit, Nvidia!
Two images of the character Ernest LeClerc from the TV series Allo Allo. On the left the character is played by Derek Royle and there’s text that says, “DLSS 5 OFF”. On the right the character is played by Robin Parkinson and there is text that says, “DLSS 5 ON”
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 14/03/2026
One ping only. #PhysicalMedia #Walkman #Cassette
Sony Walkman WM-GX822 next to the case for The Hunt for Red October soundtrack cassette.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 14/03/2026
Anyone in Minnesota willing to open their heart to a sweet little 16 year old Morkie? JayJay here doesn’t need much, she just wants a safe lap, a warm blanket, and love. She’s stuck in a noisy animal shelter right now and desperately needs to be rescued. #RescueDogs #SeniorDogs #ShelterDogs #Dogs
16 year old white Morkie dog wearing a pink sweater and a pink bow.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 12/03/2026
Forecast for Minneapolis this weekend is predicting a full Canadian Rap Album.
Screenshot of this weekend’s weather forecast in Minneapolis predicting 12 inches of snow.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 08/03/2026
This is some serious 80s productivity right here. #Marchintosh
Apple Macintosh Plus with a Radius Full Page Monitor.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 04/03/2026
Belt surgery successful. My old Walkman can play tapes again!
Sony WM-FX281 Walkman held in a hand.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 01/03/2026
I bought this with Mr. Underhill’s American Express card. #NowPlaying #PhysicalMedia
The Fletch movie soundtrack CD sitting next to a Sony D-T24 Discman.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 28/02/2026
Let’s hack the Gibson. #NowPlaying #PhysicalMedia
Hackers soundtrack CD next to a vintage Sony Discman
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 28/02/2026
Somewhere… deep in the jungle… #NowPlaying #PhysicalMedia
Deep Forest CD sitting next to a vintage Sony Discman
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 28/02/2026
#NowPlaying #PhysicalMedia
Suzanne Vega’s CD “99.9F°” next to a Sony D-T24 Discman
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 27/02/2026
Sitting in the dark, listening to the classics.
Brent Spiner’s CD “Ol’ Yellow Eyes is Back” sitting next to a vintage Sony Discman.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 16/02/2026
Remember when Lily Savage was on Star Trek?
Majel Barrett-Roddenberry as Lwaxana Troi on Star Trek the Next Generation.
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Matthew Sparby @cloudscout.com · 12/02/2026
Bud Cort had many roles but the first one that always comes to mind is his performance as the voice of Edgar the Computer in the 1984 movie Electric Dreams. RIP Bud Cort.
Image from the movie Electric Dreams showing the character Miles sitting in front of the computer naked Edgar.
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