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Cloud Native Yoda

@cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social

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post about star wars and cloud native things i do.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

know who needs to hear this i don't, but there are alternatives to fighting

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting"

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Rogue One A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens The Last Jedi The Rise of Skywalker Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Revenge of the Sith

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Andy Randall @ahrkrak.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Seattle public library card. The main image on it is baby Yoda, the caption “READ: this is the way”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

so much rust

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

yoda: "when 900 years old you are, thankful for every new day of life, you will be"

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

steer kubernetes better than han does the millennium falcon, kat will. yahoo!

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a man wearing a headset is talking on a phone and saying yahoo

Alt: han solo yelling "yahoo" as he flies the millennium falcon

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

satya reading about openai spending $38b with aws

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a group of stormtroopers are standing next to each other in a room and talking to a man .

Alt: lando calrissian walks through the scene, flanked by stormtroopers and led by boba fett. caption "this deal is getting worse all the time"

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

blog.vllm.ai/2025/10/27/s...

"death star plans briefing scene"
title: vLLM Team Standup
subtitle: Refactoring of the vLLM Semantic Router’s Rust-based classification layer addresses this problem through architectural modularity, Low-Rank Adaptation, and concurrency optimization.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Darth Vader thumbs up. “Cvss score 10/10”

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

ChatGPT prompt: "What can I help with"
Emperor Palpatine: "Use my knowledge, I beg you!"

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

the jar jar binks of software companies, atlassian is

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Star Wars Episode X: Return to the Office

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Darth Vader, thumbs up. “You want how many billions of GPU capacity? you got it.”

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

"that's not a moon..."

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Emperor shoots force lightning. Caption “ Give in to the force of the bitnami subscription… it is the only way you will see your beloved containers and helm charts again”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

actually, replace you ai agents will. but if it helps you feel better, think of them as just tools to help you do your job. same the outcome, but happier you will be for a few months.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

so much dark side. thank the force for cloud native yoda.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

native sidecars: proof of the force (of community)

top panel: screenshot of an article titled "Kubernetes 1.33 release adds native support for container sidecars". Luke says "I don't believe it"
bottom panel: Yoda says "That is why you fail"

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Declaration of Cloud Native Independence We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.

An illustrated poster styled like a historical parchment scroll, titled 'Declaration of Cloud Native Independence'. The design features whimsical cloud-native elements: Kubernetes pods wearing tricorn hats, containers marching in formation, a Prometheus figure holding a flaming torch of observability, and a wise Yoda-like character in a DevOps hoodie saying 'Deploy or deploy not. There is no try.' The text includes stylized excerpts like 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless...' in elegant calligraphy. Background includes cloud infrastructure motifs, CI/CD pipelines as winding roads, and Helm charts as ancient maps.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

congratulations to senator @jbryce.bsky.social on his appointment as supreme chancellor of the cloud native federation, following its takeover of the old republic

Palpatine to Amidala: "Now they will elect a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor, one who will not let our tragedy continue."

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

hold the galaxy of microservices together, kubernetes does

Picture: Obi-wan explaining the Force to Luke
Title: Luke hears about Kubernetes for the first time from old Ben "obi-wan" McLuckie
Caption: Kubernetes is what gives your applications their power. It surrounds them, penetrates them, and holds the galaxy of microservices together.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

dark but real

top frame: "finance says your 'open source' team isn't generating any revenue"
bottom frame: anakin with outstretched lightsaber, about to attack the younglings

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

yodaops tip: alter the working yaml you should not

Vader to Boba Fett: “I am altering the yaml. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Yoda lightsaber duel with count Dooku

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

yoda at keyboard, coding. caption "when you stop vibe coding and start vibe meming"

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

yes yes yes hmm

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

best kubecon ever, london was. thank you everyone who came to see my talk.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

"please explain @kubernetes.bsky.social in the style of Obi-Wan Kenobi explaining the Force to a young Luke Skywalker"

chat-gpt prompt "please explain Kubernetes in the style of Obi-Wan Kenobi explaining the Force to a young Luke Skywalker"
response: "Ah, young Padawan, you wish to understand Kubernetes—the great orchestrator of containers, much like the Force binds all living things.

Kubernetes is what gives your applications their power. It surrounds them, penetrates them, and holds the galaxy of microservices together.

You see, in the old ways, developers would deploy applications manually, bound by the constraints of single machines. But Kubernetes, like the Force, grants you control over an entire fleet of nodes, distributing workloads across them with balance and harmony.

A Pod, much like a Jedi Knight, is the fundamental unit of deployment, containing one or more containers, each working together in perfect synergy. These Pods are ephemeral—here one moment, gone the next—but Kubernetes ensures they are reborn, maintaining the will of the system.

A Deployment, young one, is your way of declaring how many replicas of your application must exist, much like the Jedi Council ensures the Order endures. If a Pod falls, Kubernetes ensures another rises in its place.

And then, there are Services, the beacons through which your applications communicate—like the Holocrons of old, guiding lost packets to their rightful destinations.

But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility. The Dark Side lurks in the form of misconfigurations and improper resource management. If you let your YAML files become cluttered and unchecked, chaos will reign.

So remember, Luke—Kubernetes is an elegant system for a more civilized age. Use it wisely, and may the cluster always be in your favor."

Obi-Wan Kenobi, caption: "Kubernetes is an elegant system for a more civilized age"

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Me in the national security team group chat

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a baby yoda holding a cup with the words sup written on it

Alt: baby yoda holding a cup with the caption “sup”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

ingress is kubernetes' exhaust port. and know what that means, we all do

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a black and white photo of a dark tunnel with a pink devil 's horns in the foreground .

Alt: luke flies his x-wing down the death star trench, fires torpedoes into the exhaust port

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

turns out signal runs on kubernetes with an unpatched ingress-nginx

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

accidentally add me to the cloud native federation board group chat on signal, someone did believe the discussion you will not such flagrant breach of linux federation security protocols!

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a baby yoda sits in a bucket with the word gasp written on it

Alt: a surprised baby yoda sits in his basket with the caption “[gasp]”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Kylo Ren: I want you to look into travel for the next KubeCon NA
Officer: Sir, it's going to be in the United States. If you make the slightest mistake on your entry visa, or they don't like your gender expression or skin color, they will lock you up for days or weeks without due process.
Kylo, in rage wielding lightsaber: Do they not know that Canada and Mexico are right there?

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

one for all my cloud native padawans whose new year's resolution is to start a company around their open source project

Palpatine: have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the open source founder? He built a company, grew the company, had a nice litle business. Sold it to a mega corporation. They killed the project, but he made a billion dollars.
Anakin: is it possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: I can introduce you to him. He now runs a VC firm that invests in open source founders.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Kylo ren walks into the snowy night clutching his fiery lightsaber.
Caption: “I’m ready for you, 2025”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

may the new year happiness be with you

Princess Leia: help me, 2025. You’re my only hope.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

may the merriness of the holiday season be with you hmm

A snowman in the shape of Yoda, leaning on a stick

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

error: your lifetime usage quota for file ilovedemocracy.gif has been depleted. please try another meme.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

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a man in a hood says execute order 66 in front of a hologram of a storm trooper

Alt: emperor palpatine says "execute order 66"

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Top: Ben Kenobi handing a lightsaber to Luke: “your father wanted you to have this… his hand-crafted Kubernetes cluster.”
Middle: “in the hands of a skilled cloud native Jedi, it is an elegant and powerful weapon. Wield it carefully.”
Bottom: Luke screams as his hand is cut off, dropping the lightsaber.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Three pictures of Yoda
First labeled “emacs” shows Yoda in neutral but powerful pose
Second labeled “vim” shows him concentrating deeply
Third labeled “notepad.exe” shows him wielding a lightsaber

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

tried eks auto mode, he did www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Sb...

Title: Trying EKS auto-mode for the first time
Count Dooku holding light saber.
Subtitle: you disappoint me

Screen shot from video of someone trying to apply auto mode to an eks cluster with the caption “I FAILED!!!”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Palpatine: “do it. Sell that shit for money.”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Scene from Star Wars Skeleton Crew, Girl Looks disparagingly at older man.
title: Cloud native skeleton crew
Subtitle “So you laid off all the DevOps team and NOW you need to update your cluster?”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

how can it be another kubecon? i've not yet written my report from the last kubecon

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Han Solo with his arms outstretched
Caption: “a Han Solo Story”
Subtitles: “I’m such a lovable rogue I’m renaming the Falcon to be the “Official K8s Galaxy Cruiser” and donating her to the Cloud Native Federation.”