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Dysfunctional Programming

@clouddysfunction.bsky.social
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Chronically online programmer (full-stack / person most often flung at the weird new tech) and a historian with a PhD because that makes sense. All views my own and not my employer’s (or anyone else’s)

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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Credit to Earl Grey Memes on STSP but I’d watch this in a heartbeat.
The Enterpise D with an episode title card reading “LGBT… Q?”.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
Cover of If you give a a mouse a cookie but his expression is replaced with sheer distress. The title text reads Please give a bitch a break and the credits have been replaced with I work very hard, I’m trying my best, I’m so tired all the goddamn time.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Pointy finally came!
A Regenyei shorty feder (longsword) resting against a light blue scallops wall paper in a hallway with a wood floor.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My fitted sheet is a switch.
A hand with red shiny nails holding a red fitted sheet with a tag that reads “top or bottom”
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When you say females this is what I see for the record.
Image of two Ferengi from Star Trek the Next Generation.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This is a moment for John Sheridans. Sadly all we’ve got are Chuck Schumers.
John Sheridan from Babylon 5 standing on the bridge of the Agamemnon.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
@safety.bsky.app I know you clearly do not care but this troll has nothing better than follow trans women with harassment accounts. How is this this hard to fix?
I’m not alt texting this except to say it’s a transphobic username and profile.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I bothered to reach out to my Democratic Congessional reps and also Biden on this. This is the only reply I got and it’s worse than none.
10:47 :
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Response to Your Message
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THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON
December 20, 2024
Dear Dr. 1-
As I conclude my final year in office, I am so grateful to you and Americans across our great Nation for your support over the last four years. We have accomplished more than almost anyone thought was possible. Much of what we have achieved is being felt already, and so much more will be felt for decades to come. Together, we have changed America for the better.
May God bless you and your family. I hope you have a safe and happy holiday
Sincerely,
If you wish to receive regular email updates from the White House, please click here. You may also follow President Biden and the White House on Eacchook, Instagnam, Twitter, and YouTube.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I wrote the White House urging a veto of the NDAA. I got this form response. I swear to God nothing would be less infuriating.
10:47 :
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Response to Your Message
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THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON
December 20, 2024
Dear Dr. 1-
As I conclude my final year in office, I am so grateful to you and Americans across our great Nation for your support over the last four years. We have accomplished more than almost anyone thought was possible. Much of what we have achieved is being felt already, and so much more will be felt for decades to come. Together, we have changed America for the better.
May God bless you and your family. I hope you have a safe and happy holiday
Sincerely,
If you wish to receive regular email updates from the White House, please click here. You may also follow President Biden and the White House on Eacchook, Instagnam, Twitter, and YouTube.
White House Websits | Privacy Policy. | Contact the White House
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
For a bit of Christmas fun, accent nail and reds!
A woman’s hand with a dark red sleeve. She is pale and had her palm facing the camera. She has dark almond red nails and her ring finger accented with a painted on white gift bow.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Footage of the shooter in the UHC healthcare assassination.
Blitzø (the O is silent) from Helluva boss. He is a red imp with black and white curved horns wearing a suit and firing a pistol while covering under a tilted table.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Birthday loot! I’m so excited! (cc @melissacaruso.bsky.social )
A copy of The Last Hour Between Worlds by Melissa Caruso. The cover has black background with two clock motifs and a silhouette figure framed in a larger clock frame. She is wearing a waistcoat and holding a rapier in her right hand.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Awww yeah.
Marble counter top with two white  bowls of spicy bacon and crunchy onion ramen, topped with unsealed chop sticks.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Is this actually her?
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SUPPORTING DELAWARE'S
FAMILIES
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Sarah McBride
::. @sarahmcbride.bsky.social
569 followers 1 following 10 posts
Delaware's Congresswoman-elect. Working to deliver for ALL Delawareans.
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Delawareans sent me here to make the American dream more affordable and accessible and that's what I'm focused on.
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Ok Thank You!!!
Coward
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I simply cannot have nice things.
Photo of a cute black manicure with a gold leaf painted on the index. The ring finger of the right hand is noticeably shorter after a break.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cookies turned out!
A kitchen counter with a mixer barely visible and a cooling rack on a granite countertop covered in chocolate chip cookies.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Jesus Christ I can’t even just have my science podcast.
Photo of apple podcast app with an up next for Sci Fri entitled “Gender-Affirming Care is On The Line In This Election”
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Exercising your civic rights is sexy and cool.
A white woman with a blonde bob, sitting in a car with her seatbelt on. She is wearing a golden necklace, a teal long sleeve shirt and has an “I voted” sticker on.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Gideon is a main character in a fantasy / sci-fi series who wears skull face paint. It’s basically queer necromancers and disaster lesbians in space.
Cover art of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir, depending a woman flanked by skeletons with red hair, a sword and a skull painted on her face.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Rude.
An out of order arcade machine with an error message saying Ball Missing,  Call Attendant.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Friends I am dangerously basic.
A blonde woman with a bob, wearing blue and gray checkered boyfriend cut button down, in a   room with a sign saying relax and unwind.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Photo of me.
A basic unicorn from Unstable Unicorns. It is orange on an orange background with leaves falling and holding what is obviously a PSL.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Harrowhawk Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series.
Harrowhawk wearing a bone cuirass white cloak and skull paint of the Ninth House with a broadsword holstered on her back.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Sam Vimes, Discworld.
Paul Kidby’s sketch of Vimes, a grizzled man with a cigar, a tiny dragon lighter in plate armor.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Sure why not?
White background with black text reading 1 like = 1 character I love.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
My posting.
Photo of silica gel crystals and dessicant packets on a table.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
But the cost…
Image of final fantasy 4 in English with Tellah casting Meteor at Golbez.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
My wife and I are super normal.
Text message convo with various stickers attached to messages,  notably a cute dog to one.

Ah ok cool
All good
Parked by you
Oh my god I can attach puppies to messages
Read 7:13 PM
Le scream
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¡Message
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Motherfucker. I just got these three days ago.
A cute red French nail with a chip.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Just edged me out!
Vocal quiz showing a score of 30402.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I know words.
Result from the viral English knowledge test showing a score of 30402 and top 0.01%
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Still a lowbie tho!
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
39 and up club - drop a photo with your age. 41 and digging life!
Blonde woman in a room with a sage green wall. She’s wearing her hair in a shoulder length bob and a black sundress with daises on it.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Reskeet your profile photo.
Blonde woman wearing red lipstick and a black cocktail dress with a silver feather shaped necklace.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid.
A scene from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home with Spock in white Vulcan attire (and a headband to hide his ears) and Kirk in Starfleet uniform, less insignia, in 20th century San Francisco.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
My grad advisor played for the Lemonheads.
A meme with a red smiley face floaty and the text “Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context."
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Me too, menu. Me, too.
Clip from beer menu that reads: Medium in body with a soft mouthfeel and a straw yellow or pale gold (which has been highlighted and could be a beer description or one of Meg kinda).
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
What are trans women being blamed for?
Galadriel from Lord of the Rings pouring water and saying: 

Things that were..things that are....
And some things...
...that have not yet come to pass.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Fun day at Pride and now afterparty!
Meg, a blonde woman with shoulder length blonde bobbed hair, in a pride tee smiles at the camera in front of a rainbow pride sign.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Hi @markbauman.bsky.social! I’m good and very married and lesbian.
DM out of the blue with the following text:

6:47 ₫
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Mark A Bauman
@markbauman.bsky.social
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Hi, good lookin. How are you doing?
I'm Mark
You're beautiful
5:37 PM
Write a message
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
If you see this post, do it! Pronouns : she/her Height: 5’4” Shoe size: 10 women’s Zodiac: Scorpio Smoke: nope Tattoos: nope Piercings: ears Favorite drink: coffee / gin and tonic.
Meg in a black formal dress, a red manicure and blonde shoulder length hair with a silver and black feather shaped necklace, ready for an evening out.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
OpenAI logo with stickers arranged so it has a pink blouse, a hat with a bow and a pink purse.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Folks, I’m just putting this here for folks to touch.
A picture of vividly green well-kept grass.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
So I know Target was scaling back Pride in certain stores but the selection in a central NJ location was literally nonexistent. I couldn’t buy a Pride flag, period. The word “pathetic” occurs.
Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel looking.m engaged and contemptuous. Her makeup is white stage with red circle blush and dark liner and shadow. She has blonde hair in a long multi-tied pony tail.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
I’m also 41 (and a bit flushed in this shot but my face looks so narrow)x
A white woman in a sleeveless black dress with red lips and makeup and a nice mid evening glow. She’s wearing a shoulder  length blonde bob and necklace with a metal feathers. Her left wrist has a silver bracelet and to it can just spot jelly red nails.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Marriage is a many splendoured thing. I tried to convey that I had successfully handled a mouse via trap and well… failed to communicate.
Emoji with a mouse, a knife and a dead person with X’ed eyes emoji.

Text below: The mouse had a knife had a knife and stabbed you????
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Footage of my 40s ass looking down at phobes who pull that. Pathetic.
Charlie from Hazbin Hotel in looking angrily condescending. Her hair is long and blonde, tied in the back and she has a white face, sharp makeup and round blush on her cheeks.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Okay so maybe a few things have changed in the past few years.
Woman in black dress with a feather metal pendant and shoulder length bobbed hair. Red lips and makeup with some flush and tiredness  evident against a black river.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
It is a sacred selfie rite.
A woman in a black dress, sleeveless, a feather metal necklace and shoulder length blonde hair leaning against a train window.
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Dysfunctional Programming @clouddysfunction.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
Folks, I’m going to a really gay gala.
Blonde woman with a full face of makeup, jelly red nails, shoulder length blonde hair and a silver bracelet and feather shaped metallic necklace.
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