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I'm Dylan (he/him), a husband, father and full stack #webdev experienced with #PHP, #SvelteKit, #Svelte, #JS, #NodeJS, #linux, #WordPress and #ansible. I'm also […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@closingtags, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Recent cheat days inspired me. Not to work harder but to make a thing.
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
Can anyone explained why I get all of these obviously fake transactions in my SaaS product? I assume the emails are compromised but I just don't get the "Why?" behind it all. The payments aren't completing.
A series of $1 payments from the Stripe dashboard with the status of "canceled" and obfuscated email addresses.
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
FOR TESTING PURPOSES ONLY (the camera still works lol)
A tangled mess of wires
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
oops
An RJ45 connector is held by a Caucasian hand in front of a plywood background. A small, black burn marks is visible on the left side of the connector.
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
Wtf am I even doing anymore? Apparently, a kernel upgrade completely broke my Proxmox install and now I have no network. Please send more bourbon and/or help.
An untainted beige wall exists in the background with a brown cabinet and grey plastic totes in front of it. On top of the totes sites a laptop, while a monitor sits atop the brown cabinet. Cables dangle dangerously from the wall, incoherently tethered to and fro. A step ladder stands, holding an elderly keyboard that shows its age. A pale, white hand hand erupts fron the foreground producing a glass. In the glass, there are 4 small ice cubes and a redish drink. Beyond the vale, a subdued man questions his existence.
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
🙏
a prompt on a computer screen showing "Resilvering Status - 1.35% Resilvering pool: default_storage_pool Status: SCANNING" with a "CLOSE" button beneath it
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
Mixing HTML and Markdown? I'm certain this will never come back to bite me.
Code showing markdown inside of HTML reading: 
I finally ended up with something like the below code, which can also be vie
                                                                            
<details>                                                                   
<summary><span class="font-code">db.ts</span> - database migration</summary>
                                                                            
```typescript                                                               
// move data to temp tables to change PK                                    
db.version(7)                                                               
	.stores({                                                                 
		inventory: null,                                                        
		inventoryTemp: 'id, barcode, name, description',                        
		recipes: null,                                                          
		recipesTemp: 'id, name, description, items'                             
	})                                                                        
	.upgrade(async (tx) => {                                                  
		const inv = await tx.table('inventory').toArray();                      
		const rec = await tx.table('recipes').toArray();                        
                                                                            
		await tx.table('inventoryTemp')
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
I may need to go grab a drink for this...
A cloud deployment status showing that merge request #242 from Dilden/cloud... is being merged with the main branch.
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/01/2026
@mattdsteele
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2025
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2025
@nicknisi.com
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2025
Wow, can you believe it? You're free to work up to 14 hour days at this place! Some company perks are hard to believe. #wfh #remote #freelance #webdev
Screenshot from an online job listing that reads "Other details:

Work Mode: Onsite - Full Time
Location: Remote
Experience 2+ years
Days: Monday to Friday
(this next part is highlighted)
Timing: Minimum 8 hours/day, Monday - Friday but you're free to work up to 14 hours/day
Salary: Market Competitive

About HR Ways:"
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2025
You know its bad when XKCD is talking about it xkcd.com/3081
A comic showcasing a PH.D. timeline in the US. It begins with "Meet with Advisor", then goes to "Research Proposal", then "Qualifying Exams" followed by "Research and Write Dissertation." At this point, the timeline is scratched out. What used to read "Submit Dissertation" followed by "Defend Dissertation" now shows (in red) "Get grabbed off the sidewalk outside your home by masked government agents" followed by "Be whisked out of state before a judge has time to intervene."
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2025
I deploy before my bedtime
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2025
@joshwcomeau This is a fully functioning synthesizer built entirely with HTML, CSS, and JS. It uses the Web Audio API to generate the sounds on the fly!
A purple synthesizer keyboard with various knobs and switches all over. The bottom has piano keys.
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2025
@mattdsteele
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2025
Sad to see old communities and the content they've produced poisoned by AI slop. But at least everyone on Mastodon is still a real person, right? ...right, folks? You're all real, right? hallofdreams.org/posts/physicsforums
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𝙳𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗 @closingtags.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2025
Same Curry, back at it again! infosec.exchange/@JosephMenn/113878…
A poster for the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" but instead of Nicholas Cage, Sam Curry's face is shown on the left.
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