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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

With the music acts dropping out, and many of the celebrities invited to the White House's "Punch-a-Thon on the Lawn" taking a hard pass, this Freedom 250/80th birthday celebration is shaping up to be another sad, rickety jeep moment and photo opp. I cannot wait to see the low lights on replay.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

With the summer months come the nightly parade of revving motorcycles up and down our street for no goddamned reason whatsoever except to make to make noise and aggravate the fuck out of the people who live on the street. I hate every goddamned one of them and their noisy motorcycles

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I see president cockwomble had another "IQ" test. 1) It's not an IQ test, dipshit, it's a test for cognitive decline 2) The reason you are taking them so often is because they are measuring the advancement of your decline 3) Bragging about acing a dementia test is a sign of dementia, dumbass

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Been seeing a lot of clips of Chapelle explaining how sports, businesses, government was doing business with Saudis, so he decided to take the $, stick his hands in the sand for the photo opp, and tell jokes Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a fine excuse to tell yourself later FU, Dave

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

They didn't even make an attempt to use a different name for Sharon Simmons, which probably made it infinitely easier to Google her and find her in the Nevada video. A baffling level of incompetence. They should take lessons from Fox. It took months to figure out they kept using O'Neill.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Everybody remember how disappointed and dirty we all felt when we learned Michael Avenatti was an asshole? Pour yourself a drink, get the shower ready and read the Politico article about Swalwell being taken down by the whisper network. What a gross, abusive mf'er, then stone cold denied it all.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

trump declaring he ended his 10th war (11 counting Venezuela) any day now.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

By now, isn't it kind of obvious that those Zionist pricks in Netanyahu 's government got trump to attack Iran so their land grab in South Lebanon would meet less resistance?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I'm old enough to remember when the President of the United States and the biggest fucking asshole on the planet who raped children were two different people. Yet, here we are ...

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

All these rumors going around that Netanyahu died. I don't think it's true, but if it is and he is indeed dead, does that mean that trump will be president next?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Months ago when the Dems insisted that healthcare subsidies be continued the govt shut down. Opened later with the promise a vote, but it did not pass The new year is here. The subsidies are not. Where are the stories following this up? This was such a HUGE fucking problem now not a fucking peep

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

CNN reported that scientists have discovered how "super agers" stay mentally sharp. I haven't read the findings yet, but if they found that the reasons are video gaming and daily cannabis intake, then I will be doing advanced calculus on my 95th birthday.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Whoever had Kamlager-Dove in the office pool as the person who asks the question as a bridge FINALLY too goddamned far for trump to get behind just made serious bank.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Me just now: Busy all day long. Did not look at anything all day long. Pick up phone. Some post of a document with a lot of yellow on it. Get glasses. Read posted document. Take glasses off and pause for a moment Decide to rewatch Eyes Wide Shut tonight. jfc ... these absolute fucking monsters

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

When did MLB change the name of the Hall of Fame to the Hall of Really Good?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

If grok can remove clothes from pictures of prepubescent girls, shouldn't be that hard to wipe the mask of this murderer, should it? I'd do it myself but I do not have an account in that cesspool.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Let me get this straight About a month after he pardons the former Honduran president who was incarcerated for flowing drugs into our country, he picks up Maduro and charges him for flowing drugs into our country? Maduro better hope his wife had their checkbook in her purse so he can get a pardon.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Grandson over for the weekend. Watching The Amazing World of Gumball. He's 16 and I'm 67. This show has always been hilarious. A hill I'm willing to die on.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

How is everyone's Festivus Boxing Day going so far?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Wrapping presents. Took scissors in hand. Made a small snip. Commenced to successfully drag scissors across entire length, slicing it perfectly. Now I need a cigarette and a nap.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

With ChatGPT about to allow "adult options" to be available on their system, and Gemini's Nano Banana absolutely crushing it, it is just a matter of time before some enterprising nerd creates an Only Fans Bot Agent and makes a preposterous amount of bank.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

This is where I will be hanging a framed, poster-sized copy of someone's obituary. A place where I sit and spend the majority of my waking hours. Hanging up high enough so I can see it over my monitor, but not so high where I can't glance up several times a day to bask in the joy it brings me.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

How much $$$ do you think Diego Pavia cost himself this weekend exposing himself as a narcissistic douchebag on a national stage, AND surrounding himself with a "posse" where everyone is SIGNIFICANTLY taller than him, thereby making him look shorter. There's stupid, then there's Diego Pavia stupid

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I"m 67. I've been a UFO/UAP believer since I was 12 and recall being ridiculed for it. Now that we are finally getting "soft" disclosure via ™AoD", the irony of arthritis preventing me from looking up without discomfort and a bad case of CSS (Can't See Shit) is not lost on me. TL/DR: fml

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Just curious, whatever happened to Dan Bongino? For a guy who never met a camera he didn't like, he's been off the grid since his blow out with Bondi over her Epstein cover-up and subsequent demotion to Co-Deputy Asst FBI Director when they hired McCarthy. So where is he?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Interesting. Someone opened a business catering to the impatient dyslexic community. Seems like a bit of a niche market, but all the best.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

What the fuck was that performative monstrosity in AZ yesterday? I mean, Holy Crystalnacht, Batman. At least the Nazis kept their celebration inside MSG back in the day. They have already moved on to the 6th level of grief ... Grift.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

MAGA Blizzard Response-MBR Rather than look into an issue and come up with an informed opinion, MAGA just goes with whatever preconception their tribe is floating around in their misinformation silo The cognitive dissonance would cause a meltdown...like a snowflake. Birthday letter has caused a MBR

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Why would trump scream endlessly for months about releasing the files if he's in them? Because he didn't think he was in them, he was Jeff's friend and did not think his friend would do him dirty like that. But they brought in the FBI to scour the files, he's in them, and he stfu about it since.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Looking forward to seeing how FOX covers the September 3rd conference with the Epstein survivors. Seriously, given the make up of their core audience, it will be a masterclass day in cognitive dissonance for them. How do they go with it?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

President cockwomble A cockwomble is a British slang term for a foolish, obnoxious, or incompetent person, often a man, who makes stupid statements or behaves inappropriately while possessing an inflated sense of their own importance and wisdom. Like a glove.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Completely befuddled by the Cracker Barrel (we old Boomers call it "Crack B") brouhaha. Did conservatives not recognize the inherent redundancy in an older white gentleman, Uncle Herschel, sitting next to and with his elbow on a barrel, next to the words "Cracker Barrel"? Masterclass in irony

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Has anyone told Linda it's not Title "Icks" before she embarrasses herself again?

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Did Pam Bondi just say out loud that the entire prison staff was aware of protocol that the camera outside Epstein's cell would be off every night from 11:58pm to midnight? And THAT'S why there's nothing to see here? Really? If everyone knew, then EVERYONE who wanted to know also knew.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Read Murkowski's comments after the vote and try to convince me she is not a ceckless funt.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Spent the past two days convinced that Will Smith's "I Like Pretty Girls" was a fake AI video as a spoof. Nope He has become to Rap what Raygun was to Break Dancing. Harsh, I know, but did you see the video in London on the street singing Pretty Girls? I've seen more energy in crowds at a wake

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Puddle Depth Thoughts by me: Those obnoxious Royal Match ads that show up CONSTANTLY whenever you play whatever stupid game you have buried in your phone are the digital equivalent of the Kars 4 Kids song.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

@bencollins.bsky.social Did you write this? If so, it's frickin' hilarious. If it's real, we're screwed.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

To be polite, let's call me a "retired" Catholic. The new Pope, an American, was only made Cardinal 2 years ago. My gut tells me that Francis knew damn well this guy was an "FU trump", social justice dude and positioned this guy to take the reigns. If that is the case, mad respect, Francis.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Miller's Analogy time: Friendship movie : Guys :: Minecraft movie : Teen boys Change my mind.

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e. g. Alice Lastname works for me @cloroxwipes1.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Me: I'll take "Apt Descriptions" for $300, Alex. Alex: A picture of this untrustworthy politician in the dictionary next to an empty suit. Me: Who is Gavin Newsome? Alex: $300 and you retain control of the board ...

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