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LAMENT

@clockfucker.bsky.social
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call me roland | that one guy on ao3 | 🔞 | comms closed | i really like dante limbus company | clockfucker.straw.page

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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So happy with this fucking thing i got today i love her so much i kiss her on the forehead one thousand times today
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
⏰⏰⏰⏰🔥🔥🔥🔥I LOVE YURIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥⏰⏰⏰⏰
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i'm sorry i haven't checked strawpage in 3 months but whoever sent me this i snorted in a silent library. Ew. Why?
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
who are you and how the fuck did you know i am an AVID will wood fan /j you're so right though??? you're so right???? like the formal suit but with a little bit of queer flair... hold on. let me rotate this in my mind for a while...
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
so about that collab am i rite fellas
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
HELPPP WHO DID THIS i'm laughing my ass off holy shit
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
hellll yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
also i hope everyone knows that this line is a reference to "you KICK miette?"
“I SOUND NOT LIKE THAT!” she cries, slamming her fist into the table as she stands and points accusatorily. “Sir Heathcliff, thou bully-est me in my hour of need! Woe! Woe upon thee, the most Heather-wreathed of Cliffs! Woe upon thee for every year of my lengthy existence!”you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
and finally, a compilation of ishmael being rude because i love her. great event. absolutely loved it, 50 distortions / 10 + really fun combat challenges. can't wait for the sweeper event where hopefully dante is a more active participant like in motwe. yippeee
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
also realising heathcliff was chosen not because of calculated risk management, but because he reminded hohenheim of johann... fucking ouch. also, considering dante is the only reliable narrator we've had in these games, it's interesting to see it come back in the form of a Fathom's biased narration
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
hohenheim still behaves very humanly as a distortion, because he distorted for his pursuit of knowledge, in massive contrast to heathcliff who distorted because he saw himself as less than human. made me think heathcliff was on the brink of turning into an abnormality during his chapter :(
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
heathcliff sucking up to hohenheim and ishmael hating his guts is very funny. and speaking of the guy, poor thing :( i absolutely loved the last stretch of the intervallo, it was both surprising and gave hohenheim so much depth as a character and was very well paced for how little time it took up
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
loving the idea of dante getting their head back along with their previous combat knowledge and becoming a SotC level threat. even so, limbus company is hiiigh up there in danger levels in the city!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
so the structure for the new coding system seems to be 1) LEVEL (zayin, teth, etc.) 2) DAMAGE (1-10 scale based on how easily it can kill people) 3) SIN (irae, gulae, etc.) 4) DISTRICT (number representing the district it was found in, e.g. 20 for T Corp.) 5) ID (unique id number) fun!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
also super interesting that the bloodfiend anguish was so strong that it projected onto dante, despite heathcliff distorting not affecting them at all. alright. mini interlude for some "family" screenshots
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
already made a whole thread on this. but WAAAAAH also bloody vergilius sprite!! donqui fucked him UP at half power goddamn also my old headcanon that dante + donqui both had psychosis symptoms (mainly hallucinations for dante, delusions for donqui) twas fueled today
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
presumably outis and rodya got assigned gloom for being unable to change the world around them no matter how hard they try - rodya, easily, for her inability to do anything in the revolution, and outis for her inability to go home... why must women suffer
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
interesting considering sinclair's main goal of his canto was to kill kromer. also, it's very clear in the following battles that the sinners are matched with the sins of the peccatula (e.g. pride for ryoshu, lust for ishmael) so hong lu being assigned wrath is interesting to say the least
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
+1 to the wlw rodya agenda - i did NOT expect sinclair to step up the heathcliff antagonism this chapter but i find it very funny. ...i wonder if heathcliff reminds him of kromer in some ways. - SOMETHINGs getting set up with gregor. finally we get an explanation for "spontaneously metamorphic"
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
you know that one post's thats like "autistic people when they meet someone 0.0001% more autistic than them"? that's these two. i love hohenheim's bright yellow background. very cute. + dante verg charon faust shitty half baked family mention WIN!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
overthrowing an existing wing before its natural decline is exactly what happened to the old L Corp before Lobotomy's takeover. considering the massive death tolls in the trailer, it's not impossible for there to be a second war around the time of outis' canto
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
while this is played for laughs i can't wait for outis' canto to reveal the horrific traumas she's been through to make her this way. the "self-sacrifice" comment, considering dante's stance towards canto v, i feel will come back to bite us in the ass + cute faust slipup
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
gregor's been through the same shit as a soldier, presumably - fueling my "ishmael is only a few years younger than gregor theory" lmao - dante losership - also a massive fan of ishmael being the pseudo-leader of the gang despite being the third physically weakest. she's a natural born leader :)
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
alright time for my play by play of the checkup event thanks to the manager of the limbus full story log website (god bless jordan who manages it) - ISHMAEL?? poor thing :( i wonder what eight assoc. put her through, considering she never signed up for a combat job (unless she fought after 8)
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
also very curious as to who this is referring to, my ideas are: - yi sang (smartest guy in the room, used to be a researcher) - heathcliff (poor guy gets dragged away from his hobby of beating people up to do paperwork) - vergilius (only non-sinner man in the room) - meursault (i miss him)
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
god i really hope they manage to include the low poly 3d model environments in the actual game somewhere and it's not just a trailer gimmick, it looks so fucking cool!! also as resident vergilius+faust being tired divorced (never married) friends fan i hope they talk to each other more
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
ohhh just kidding. found one where she's nice and front and centre
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
looking through rodyas cgs and she's literally never centre frame in any of them. i think the first cg has the fullest focus on her but it's off, unsettling. she's been "caught" by the camera, only because she let it. otherwise she's always just off to the side, usually literally in the shadows.
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
did dante just have a stroke here or something. great work sweaty
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
here's dante takin a fat nap while 90% naked because i can.
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i am taking comms! please visit the form below to submit a request! forms.gle/SrVAXRSNkqsj...
Writing Commissions Open!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
HELP i just saw this. god i WISH i could make them squirm and stuff but unfortunately i will have to make other people bite them instead. it's been real great to people share my freakitutde towards them!
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
nice
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
do you guys think rodya got her tattoo before or after killing the tax collector
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
EXACTLY they're genuinely so funny together it's unbelievable. heathmael levels of beating each other up with hammers except with not enough braincells to take it seriously. and also they're besties
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
dante #limbuscompany
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
dante doodle #limbuscompany
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
clock related egos
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
wait i want to change one of the chapters where someone cums in their pants from dry humping and then they keep going. call that damp humping. that's sorta hot actually.
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
+relationship headcanons (sexual, orientation, romantic, platonic/familial)
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
some headcanons for the limbus guys (age, drinking, smoking, opinion about lcb)
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
also shoutout to everyone leaving acronyms on my fic because i genuinely just sit there for five minutes until it makes sense LMAO. first one i just had "dante touches tits" written in the comment box until i figured it out
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LAMENT @clockfucker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
please let this be a dante focus event oh my god. let them get stranded in the night of the backstreets or something
Nocturnal Sweeping intervallo poster
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