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Clover the Maid of Time

@clo4.bsky.social
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27 ⚧️ Getting back into Homestuck cuz the nostalgic comfort of my youth is the only think I can imagine that would help me get thru a truly comically hard year

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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As if caliborn wasn’t bad enough, we have reached a singularity of the most unbearable douchenozzles possible. I fucking hate this guy. So God Damned Much
ARQUISPRITE
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Grubs this guy is such a shitty little TWERP. chews off his own leg just to sit around like a smug lil twat. Smh hate his ass
Caliborne, covered in blood, holding an assault rifle sitting in front of his fucked up kernel sprite
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The way this whole sequence makes ZERO temporal sense. Did Dirk really need to transportilize his severed head to his crush JUST so they could kiss? Bro has GOT to be the most xtra 24/7 smh
Dirk and Roxy riding through the sky on a hoverboard chill style, while Jane flaps in behind, tits to the wind, clinging to Roxy crazy style
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sometimes u just gotta make out w the severed head of ur best bro (who u maybe have a crush on) For plot reasons. Totally normal plot reasons.
Jake English kissing the severed head of dirk strider. It’s his first kiss!!!!
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
RIP lil Sebastian, one of the greatest to ever do it
Lil Sebastian
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The way “you eyes are an ocean, your breasts, are also an ocean” lived in my head for a FUCKONG DECADE I forgot that it came from Dirk and Calis SHITTY FUCKING SHIP ART
Pesterlog of Dave drawing “”porn”” for an as yet unnamed caliborn
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When Aarania said people would be surprised how many people feel positively about them I felt that. A big part of socializing for me has been acting on the assumption that if someone is willing to hold a conversation with me they feel positively towards me & desire friendship
The ghost of aarania talking to Jake’s dead dream self in a dream bubble
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You KNOW shits abt to pop off when midnight crew starts playing. Evil queens really love destroying beloved cultural icons
The condence levitating the Statue of Liberty
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love how badass the parents end up being. It does feel kinda silly that they also get killed off so readily, but the narrative must have its dead moms
Rose Lalonde, AKA mom, killing the pope guy fieri, via lobotomization
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
God I wish some badass weeb would recreate this IRL
Dave Strider, from the beta universe, AKA Bro, decapitating the presidents of the world
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BREAKING: in act 6 intermission 2 John refers to Jade as a furry. She doesn’t explicitly confirm, nor does she deny this, but either way this definitely says something about Jades furry journey
John and Jade playing the ghostbusters game. They’re both wearing computer-muffs, Jade is sitting in a pile of squiddles, and there are two birthday cakes
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My poor baby!!!!! I’m glad she finally got her date with Karkat, even if it’s in the afterlife.
Nepeta, wearing her derse dreamer pjs, with white eyes signifying that she is dead.
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s so funny that the kids are only JUST meeting the trolls and this is like their first in person impression
Aaradia, Kanaya, Dave, Rose, Terezi, who has her face in her hands, and a half dead, half blind Sollux stand around Karkat who has been laid out after getting hit with a trans dimensional bucket carrying a defaced poster with a heartfelt message on the back.
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And now we return to our regularly scheduled nonsense. Is this just like an open condom chucked at you? Idk if they ever make a clear analogy.
Karkat getting hit in the face with a bucket
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s so funny to think about how this is the first time they ever really met in person. Like Dave and rose got a chance to hang out in their dreams, but John never woke up till right after Jade sacrificed her dream self to save his dream life.
Jade using her space powers to shrink skaia and the alpha kids 4 planets down to marble size to bring into the new session with them. John stands in the background looking slightly confused, holding his legendary hammer. They are both in their god tier pjs
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This image was a HUGE deal when it dropped. The bottle that christened a thousand cosplays or whatever they say
Jade Harley, witch of Space
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Like come ON! I love her ToT It’s also kind of tragic that she was brought back to confusion and chaos, and then left to spend their 3 year journey on a half destroyed planet. Like she could have reunited w her friends in a dream bubble but no one TOLD her that was even an option?! Kinda fucked Ngl
Jadesprite
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love how as we get later into the comic we really see them starting to branch out artistically. Like, this is fire (literally)
Davesprite and jadesprite on a burning skaia watching the meteor that heralds their impending doom hurdle towards them
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is literally me rn
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No Homestuck today. I worked 17 hrs on 2 hrs of sleep
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yano if I was mourning my dead brother I too, would do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the hand
Dave strider doing an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ah the dream team, I love these kids so much
Sollux, godtier Aradia, and an alternate robot version of Aradia, and Jade wearing an elaborate black…skirt?
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Kind of crazy how the kids prototyped their own guardians, which led to their guardians being murdered by the combine power of their sprites.
Jack, bedecked in the trophy’s of the dead
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Meanwhile the carnage continues. This time Vriska got John’s dad killed. Smh she fucked these kids up so bad
Jack standing in ruins surrounded by the blood of John and roses parents
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Massive W. Vampire Lesbian Supremacy
Kanaya wearing equis’s shades covered in gamzee’s blood
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
GET FUCKED INCEL
Eridan laying dead
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I LOVE HER SO MUCH😭😭😭 I’m so glad she’s alive
Aradia, the maid of time, smiling peacefully
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck this shitty fucking jugalo. Go back to being a chronic slimaholic
Shitty clip art of Gamzee
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nooooooooooo baby no he’s not worth it. I really think she woulda survived if shed simply stayed hidden & quietly grieved her moirail in peace.
Nepeta lunging out of her hiding place in a grate foolishly trying to kill the awakened bard of rage, the evil jugalo, Gamzee Makara himself
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Glob even in death this perv is a massively creepy jackass. And ugly when he was starting to grow on me with his cute scene role playing with Nepeta. Rest in piss horsefucker
Equis laying dead, strangled by a broken bow, with a shit eating horny smile on his shitty dead face
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What are friends for, if not smooching your corpse
Karkat and Terezi smooching the corpses of Kanaya & Tavros, in attempt to resurrect them
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sometimes substance abuse is bad. Sometimes it’s the only thing keeping an unhinged clown from going off the deep end
Gamzee chillin on his computer surrounded by teal imps, slime pies, and clown props
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When ur chronic friend goes straight edge and unearths murderous rage
Karkat crashing out
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When the homies start fighting & it gets waaaaaayy out of hand & you suddenly find yourself fully alone
Karkat, aghast
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When the shitty incel goes off the deep end & misers your friend AND destroys all hope of ever repopulating your race
Kanaya going beast mode with her chainsaw
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The girls are fightinggggh
Eridan & sollux blasting eachother with power beams
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Vriska just absolutely loves murder. Can’t get enough of ruining the lives of pathetic nerd boys
Vriska impaling tavros on his own lance
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sometimes you just gotta smack the shit out of yourself & do the hard thing. I forgot how much of a crybaby jadesprite is
Jade Harley smacking Jadesprite silly
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
SMH this is the second time John has been killed by one of the trolls. Say what you will but Karkat was so right when he told them not to listen to the scourge sisters, even if his motives are rooted more in jealousy than anything else
John Egbert laying dead on his quest bed
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love these goofy lil guys. The consorts are so peak
Salamander firefighters blasting off with cans of barbasol
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love these goofy guys. Does anyone have any idea what kind of salamanders these guys might be based off? I may have found my Halloween costume lol
Secret wizard salamander talking about the history of their secret wizard order
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The absolute OG incel
Eridan pathetically saying how pathetic he is
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Omg she literally said “you remind me of my boyfsituationshipx”
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I feel like horses were kind of a thing in the early 2000s, y’all remember he torso horse?
Bro holding baby Dave & maplehoofs corpse
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wish she would forcefem me
Dave getting trolled by Terezi
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wow this whole bit is literally just trollflirting. Kind of slay
Terezi and the coolade man in Dave’s comic
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
# 1 J3GUS FREAK
Terezi & her scylladex
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
WHEN JOHN WAS PRETENDING TO BE ROSE AND HE SAYS ROSE IS IN LOVE WITH HIM, BUT THEN KANAYA FINALLY BARES HER FEELINGS TO ROSE AND LEARNS ROSE NEVER MEANT ITTTT. AND THEYVE BEEN FLIRTINGGGGGGG
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Clover the Maid of Time @clo4.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I looooove to see them flirting. I wish Kanaya would forcefem me
Kanaya pestering rose
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