Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025My talented cousin Noel Manche is an amateur water colourist (among many other things). He sent me this beautiful study of Maltese architecture. You can feel the Sun. 2253
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025A micro story Columbo arrived. “Where’s the body?” “Here, sir,” said the officer. Columbo looked. “See that hair?” He entered the bathroom. “It’s clean” the sergeant said. Columbo picked a false eyelash off the floor & puzzled. ‘One more thing’ he said ‘is there any coffee?’ 0101
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025A micro-story Colin woke, head pounding. Bruised knuckles, cut fingers, then—blood. So much blood in the bed. He stumbled to the kitchen, made coffee. What happened last night? Where was the girl? Heart racing, he went to the bathroom. 020
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Berwick-upon-Tweed sits at the mouth of a river separating England & Scotland. It is, apparently, the ‘happiest place to live’ in the UK according to the Guardian. 161
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 16/05/2025A micro-story In the year 2525, when man was still alive, none knew anymore why the Gulf of Musk, a vast desert framing a brackish lake, bore its name, lost to the Great Data Collapse of 2317. 95 billion Borgs ruled, blind to scattered human enclaves—until one woke. 280
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Buy Greenland, annex Canada, bring peace to Ukraine, bring the world to its knees with tariff hikes (making billions & billions & billions). Art of the deal my hat. He’s weak. And there’s more than a sniff of insider trading. 1212
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025China has history too. The unequal treaties of the 19th century are burned into the national psyche, when China was repeatedly humiliated by western powers, Russia & Japan. That is not happening again. Guess which picture is from the US & which from China. 0102
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It’s all about cards, I think. Zelensky has no cards. Greenland has no cards. If you don’t have cards you’d better get some. Aces are best. 360
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Fancy a move? How about Wytham Abbey, one of the most viewed properties for sale on Rightmove. Past visitors include Elizabeth I & Oliver Cromwell. The asking price is not given in today’s Guardian. 470
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It’s wet in Wales youtube.com/watch?v=xZZT...youtube.com 260
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Toxic pollution levels in Delhi making life unbearable & reducing life expectancy substantially for its 30m inhabitants. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...theguardian.comPollution in Delhi hits record high, cloaking city in smogIndian capital imposes emergency measures including closing schools and offices and barring heavy vehicles 2115
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I’m taken with this cover atm. youtu.be/8QWjCzULyNA?...youtu.beWe Built This City | Live Band Performance (Starship) | Sing it LiveYouTube video by Singit Live 240
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Time for this again. youtu.be/UkaJrzd6-hw?...youtu.beChinese school principal teaches students shuffle dance during breakYouTube video by South China Morning Post 183
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Dutch govt. in crisis over racist remarks following the Maccabi Tel Aviv rioting. The right wing coalition may crumble. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...theguardian.comPolitical turmoil rocks the Netherlands after Amsterdam violenceRuling coalition in crisis amid claims of racist remarks and speculation government may collapse 153
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Where there’s a will there’s a err … fish finger 🫤. So the court has ruled in the case of a man who wrote his will on two food boxes, leaving £180K to Diabetes UK. An unusual case. www.theguardian.com/law/2024/nov...theguardian.comMan’s will written on back of food boxes is valid, UK high court rulesMalcolm Chenery left estate to Diabetes UK charity when he died in 2021, writing will on fish and mince pie boxes 0141
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024The Moon’s craters are arranged in a message sent to us by aliens, scientists discover. Giant crabs marching across N sea bed set to invade Britain. Mongolian locust swarm will devastate China rice crop destabilising world markets. Madonna becomes world’s oldest chess grandmaster. T or F? 5101
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Silly squabbles about who said what. Bring on the vote for crying out loud. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...theguardian.comBiden’s ‘garbage’ gaffe hastens Harris’s slow-mo breakup with presidentHarris faces conundrum of showing deference to president while distancing herself after his ‘garbage’ comments 120
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 29/10/2024There is a continuous, deep-seated thread of extreme racism running throughout American history & it’s very much to the fore in this election. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...theguardian.comTrump fills Madison Square Garden with anger, vitriol and racist threatsMarking final stretch of campaign in New York, Trump and cabal of surrogates attack Harris and mock Puerto Rico 040
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 28/10/2024The date with destiny approaches. Will America choose a pliable lightweight or an incontinent felon? The most ‘interesting’ outcome will be a narrow Trump defeat. Then we’ll see whether the Jan 6 sentences had any deterrent effect. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...theguardian.comMichelle Obama blasts Trump for ‘gross incompetence’ at Harris’s Michigan rallyAt Kalamazoo event, former first lady and vice-president argue Trump has no credibility on women’s issues 031
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 25/10/2024The world of chess is in uproar (who cares, right?). The combination of computers & online play have led to destructive allegations of cheating, fuelled by a former world champ. who sees cheating everywhere & seems to have gone quite mad. 130
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024I know it’s not in keeping with the spirit of the times but maybe everyone should just calm down a little. An American civil war might cause unpleasant ripples. www.thetimes.com/article/1cac...thetimes.comQuarter of Americans fear civil war after election, Times poll showsA YouGov survey less than two weeks from 2024 election day reveals voters’ unease over violence 010
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 23/10/2024It’s 1786 again with us perfidious Brits muscling in on American life. Tempest in a tea cup IYAM. www.thetimes.com/article/b577...thetimes.comDonald Trump accuses Labour of meddling in US electionA complaint was filed with the Federal Election Commission against British volunteers campaigning for Kamala Harris in battleground states 131
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Books I’m reading atm: - about the KKK - Mike Duncan on Lafayette - the Klondike gold rush - fall of Singapore, a favourite subject You? 010
Clive Wismayer @clivewismayer.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Hi folks. Migrant from twitter. What’s it like over here? 10130