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Clive

@clivebateman.bsky.social
244 followers 16 following 27 posts

gaming, geeking, gooning 26 | UT → SF 🌁

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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
grocery store checkout pen wants me so bad
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is my dentist into me, or is it just that his hands are in my mouth and he’s nice
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
c’mon, it’s #humpday… hump a buddy out, will ya?
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the head rush after hitting the saline spray like a bottle of poppers >>>
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
freshly shaven, you wanna feel it?
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
had to get this nut out, been sick for too long 🤧
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
saw an ig comment from an Internet Hot Guy back home that said he hated Golden but Kelly Clarkson’s cover was the only time he could stand it, and it gave me the ick so bad that he is out of the running
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
suffering through a cold 🤧 but I sneezed after jerking off and a little more came out, so I guess that’s balance
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hotel mirror lighting is my biggest fan
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
happy selfsuck sunday to those who celebrate
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New York City! I am in you!
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ex added a sex rave to our old shared calendar by accident, and then broke no-contact to ask me to remove him from it
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kiss me on the lips #humpday
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
gym buddy applications are open
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
there’s something so powerful about having a dildo in your backpack
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New barber called me handsome
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
POV: you catch me checking the time
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
who knew sundays could get so hard
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
destroyed my hookup in Smash before we smashed
A Cat looking weird on a chair with a chess game set up on the table
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#humpday
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
bush thread 🌳
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mantra for getting over your ex
Lyrics from Charli XCX’s “No One Lasts Forever” with the repeating phrase “They are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever”
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just rediscovered a guy who I had I crush on in high school by seeing his amateur porn 🫢
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Clive @clivebateman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
little does he know, my ex just made this exact move
Grindr chat, other person says “can always do the classic bleached buzz”
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