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austin 🪐

@clitrub.bsky.social
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due to personal reasons i will be passing away 27 | sydney, australia | he/him

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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i haven’t actually seen any information regarding the ed sheeran scandal other than people cancelling him like i actually have no idea what’s going on and lowkey don’t really care because his music is ass
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i feel like these two might understand each other on a deeper level
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
funny how as soon as i called them out my wifi connection starts working again
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
apple causing my iPhone 12 Pro to no longer connect to my home wifi in yet another failed attempt to convince me to upgrade to their latest model
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
thinking about becoming a covid influencer
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thrilled to announce I've received a job offer from @Enron! 2001 is definitely going to be my year 💪🎉💼 #CareerMoves #NewPosition #ShareholderSuccess
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
when i switch lanes phantom doors swang arm out the window screaming money ain’t a thang
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
is this considered himbo
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
that one time in uni when i randomly joined a fraternity
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
just hit my vape and did a gen alpha cough
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
and then everyone on the train clapped and teacher resigned ! 🤣
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
does anyone know what is happening anymore
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
just got added to a mass invite group chat on instagram and accidentally hit that fuck ass “follow all” button and now i’m getting a million notifications that my follow requests are being accepted but nobody is following back
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sources at Peacock stated Malia Obama has been casted for Love Island USA Season 8 - TMZ
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the disney knees??????
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
reading the communist manifesto and Realising things
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
gooning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Victoria Premier Jacinta Allen announces Melbourne will enter into Stage 4 Lockdown from midnight as 6 passengers from the Hantavirus cruise ship arrive in Perth.
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
just finished leg day
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
AI is kinda just fancy google if u think about it
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
new gym opened up down the street from my house #15minutecity
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
dixie d’amelio next
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
going to jail is kinda like getting cancelled by the government wait
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
is there a way to get rid of the monitoring spirits and ppl i went to high school with ?? these engagement metrics are shocking
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
8.55 inches long. 3.75 inches wide. uncut. curves slightly to the left. tip is F7BFD3 pink, shaft is a creamy tan. four distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and hes trimmed but not clean shaven
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
wine drunk!!!
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the way me n this bitch would have an absolute kiiii chi
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
the way nobody gaf 😭
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
back in australia and no longer have to pay extra for tap water when dining out
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
first valentine’s together 💌
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Bluesky user Clit Rub turns 27
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
now imagine it was “Jet2 vacation” … shocking …
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ants in my kitchen
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
reading wikipedia
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
how it feels posting about the happenings of my life in australia when most of my oomfs are american
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
been there done that messed around i’m having fun don’t put me down i’ll never let you sweep me off my feet
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
literally me and my flatmates rn bc they’re not answering our emails or texts
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
both toilets in my house are backing up and the property management office is on holiday leave until 7 january
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
khalid makes music for ppl whose high school looks like this
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
yall shit in public toilets… ?
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
how it feels to drive a prius:
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
hunger games character names:
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the Teams logo is so ominous. two human-like figures, with one depicted to be standing behind the other. calling to the essence of a big brother surveillance state. truly a dark homage to the modern panopticon and the horrors of the capitalist workplace
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
What was “your high school” at the incident?
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
they recently started selling the suntory strong zeroes in australia oh bitch i am FUCKED UP !!!!!
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Candidates should have experience using Vebo. 5+ Years of experience with MeepMeep highly desirable. Familiarity with Penetrate Required. Successful candidates will have worked with Boobie in a B2B setting. Understanding of Doink necessary for this role. Applicant will have experience with VerseTop.
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
the only response to this being a reply from a private account
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austin 🪐 @clitrub.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
reactivated linkedin
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