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Loris

@clitloris.bsky.social
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
extremely grateful that all of dragons rising leaked today because it conveniently distracted everyone from noticing that my nudes were leaked all over the internet. thankfully I was able to remove them in time without anyone noticing because everybody was watching ninjago
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
dropping this publicly because the instructions told me to. if anyone has information about this send me an email. screenshot was taken minutes after he was suspended
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sources tell me Doc Wyatt is stable. Please God
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christian mom against ninjago @euph1e.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
hello @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social i have this theory that ninjago legends is a representation of the croatian war of independance. please do read my thread below to fully grasp the idea of it. 🧵(1/?)
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nigelcrimson.bsky.social @nigelcrimson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You know the world is fucked when you can't even dig in your butt in public without being judged...
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Geno @konrade.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
MR BEAST WILL RUE THE DAY HE WRONGED ME
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@docwyattbeyond.bsky.social if ever you're tired of all these people asking you questions, my dms are opened if you want to vent or just take a breather
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
is there discourse about anal sex on bluesky too or is that a twitter exclusive
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
guy who hates living: no yeah this is fine
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
why did you leave? just curious sorry if this is invasive
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Professor Plastic @profplastic2432.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#getgenoontheninjagowritingteamandanimationteamandsetteamandboard
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
today's wordle
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
There's a famous saying that I've said a thousand times these past couple of days: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUU???????
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christian mom against ninjago @euph1e.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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SOGGY @soggilyy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#fuckweevie
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christian mom against ninjago @euph1e.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hi @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social do you think wiry and aren should be unbanned from shintaro craft? ignore me if the answer is yes! thanks dear xoxo!
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SOGGY @soggilyy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#ninjago
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SOGGY @soggilyy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
#weevil
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christian mom against ninjago @euph1e.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#freewiry #freearen
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DREAMZzz Universe @dreamzzzuniverse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@ninjagouniverse.bsky.social Do You Want To Have Sex
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey Doc, happy fifteenth! Just wanted to know if I have your permission to officially vanquish @profplastic2432.bsky.social . Thanks!
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
15 years later and I still have no idea who my favorite ninja is
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
just looked at my profile from an external pov and sighed I am so fucking unfunny what even is this dude
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
like this post if madelemon was hella wrong for doubting me
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carbonator @timitytom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#VANQUISHPROFESSORPLASTIC
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
These two scenes kind of have the same vibe
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Professor Plastic @profplastic2432.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
That moment when instead of calling her perfect you call her lobotomy kaisen
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
yesterday my friend asked me some dating advice since I assume he's bringing someone over to his house and he could not have picked the worst person to ask. a couple of days ago I was playing minecraft while watching minecraft videos. alone. during the night. why would I know anything about dating
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
update: this doesn't work anymore. I have no conceivable reason for getting up in the morning
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
spotify wrapping my way back in her life #player #plotting #onelife
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
my team and I are rehearsing a presentation for tomorrow morning at 8 AM sharp and my teammate that I strongly dislike keeps saying "type shit" at the end of every sentence he says
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
people judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
putting my sad playlist on shuffle then crashing out when the sad song that I specifically wanted to play ends up playing and makes me cry
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
who in their right mind thought that making this couch was a good idea
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Professor Plastic @profplastic2432.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My dignity
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
she sizzlin on my fajita till I come out
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
some of you guys have no love whatsoever. it snowed a couple of days ago for the first time and everyone was complaining about it. have you no joy? no whimsy? no admiration for the change our world has? fuck off and fuck you
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
there are 13 entires to my name in the unsent project and all of them are way too specific and tailored to how I feel I mean what the hell dude this has to be a joke
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
every time I do one of them I realize I have nobody to share them with
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
dressing up as the one who got away for Halloween
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I mean yeah that was the whole point wasn't it
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
they did him dirty in real life too
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
thinking of ryan ross tonight....
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
whoever stole those jewels from the Louvre is probably in a better headspace than me, I can't really be mad. do what you want to do in life is my answer
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 19/10/2025
Thinking about going out for one last six-pack for fall break. A lil treat for the guy who has treats every day
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I need to get drunk enough so I can forget the previous years of my life up to my birth. Maybe then I will be cured
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
no I get it really I feel like this too sometimes
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt
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