clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my money is on @msrachelforlittles.bsky.social for the nobel peace prize, but I refuse to check any betting apps 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026everybody is worse than Nigel because Nigel is the best 110 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Maybe not a wood chipper? Maybe not feet first? 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 01/11/2025We can't spell CULT without TLC. All we need is U 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 28/08/2025@hangmanpage.bsky.social this Neco Case song shits on Tacoma and I thought you'd like it for your gardening playlist. genius.com/Neko-case-th...genius.comNeko Case – Thrice All AmericanI want to tell you about my hometown / It's a dusty old jewel in the South Puget Sound / Where the factories churn and the timber's all cut down / And life goes by slow in Tacoma 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 05/08/2025@rjcity.bsky.social if Tonisha licensed a personal lubricant: Tonisha Lube 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Every opportunity to giggle away the chaos is refused and so the cycle must remain and repeat 050 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It's right outside your door. Now testify Who controls the present now controls the past. Who controls the past now controls the future. Who controls the present now? 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 08/01/2025One of the Alabama universities needs to selectively breed sheep for the softest, blackest wool. One in a herd will stand out, but a whole field will get people asking about them and another lucky person gets to say Oh, Black Betty? 'Bama lamb 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 07/01/2025<if> subject:aggressive <then> [SPEECH]:YOU MUST BE UH EAGLES FAN 170 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Comedians say anyone who is brave enough to go on stage and tell jokes is a comedian. Writers say if you write, you're a writer. But I only think about doing those things. Does that make me a thinker? I don't think it does 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Universal Healthcare means no more St Jude commercials, right? 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 11/12/2024He'll say, "Are you year 'round?" You'll say, "Nomad." 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I'm past unbuttoned and into unzipped territory 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Overheard from today's cashier: My kids went from the Terrible Twos to the Worse Threes and it kept on going from there. <brief [comedic?] pause> My youngest is getting everything he deserves 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 16/11/2024An 8 second Tyson KO would give us Americans all something nice to talk about on Thanksgiving. Please Lord Baby George Foreman 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Bummer it's been a slow news year, but you've got great food options 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 14/11/2024There Will Be Blood board game: Battleship with a Z axis "You drank my milkshake!" 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I like how my phone shows calls as Scam Likely, but please add Scam Doubtful and Scam Unclear Ask Later 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Cats counter authority with Counter Authority 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Another reason for universal health care in the US: no more St Jude commercials 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 17/08/2024My current preferred swear: Jesus Dammit Vance 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 27/07/2024Dammit! You got me again, laundromat tracts! 020 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 10/06/2024I was thinking about sprinkling some Flintstones Chewables into Rice Krispies Treat batter? dough? when it came to me: Flintstones Chewable + water = Smrtest Water 110 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 01/06/2024media.tenor.comWalter Payton Nfl GIFALT: Walter Payton Nfl GIF 010 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 30/09/2023The group is quite stupendous Among the best I've ever heard Just one query Which one's Lynyrd? 000 0
clinty.bsky.social @clinty.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Do flat earthers also believe in a flat moon and a flat sun? I won't look it up 050 0
