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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm not??? I'm not at all! I saw a tall person whisper to you!!! ... Wait, was THAT person a princess?

CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

[i misremembered the text where the cuptain talks about a princess' value being equal to their height but i like to think that cuptain thinking a person's height can label them as a princess or not is hilarious]

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Your height, it's quite magnificent!!! And I've heard word that you live at the top of the castle...? You must be a princess, right?! ( ... lords can be princesses too, right? it doesn't know how that works. )

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I vote to keep the young hero in power...! ( ... Are they a princess...? They wear ribbons... )

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IT'S! TV! TIME! [ NON RP DNI ] @mikeplaythevhs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

[ Murmuring to herself ] I could be a princess. Mike do you think I could be a princess. Do we have the budget for princesshood

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Thank you, young hero...! Your MERCY is truly something courageous...

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

( it looks around, before spotting something far off...! ) Aha! One moment! ( it runs off, before... ) ( ... the horrible ice-e cryptid statue starts getting pushed over. it seemed it was abandoned... ) I've found leverage!!!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

( the cuptain looks a little wide-eyed at the explanation, as if it needed a moment to process such a concept. but then, it settled with a more determined look. ) Ah, yes! That's it... It's so simple! Climbing to a vantage point... Now, just where to find such a thing? ++

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hey! Hey!!! That wasn't even a good retort!!! And you got it from someone else! I saw that...

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

NO!!! NO!!! I'M NOT UNRANKED!!! I'm at the TOP!!! I am gazing down at you, all the way from the summit of names submitted! I am a master at my craft!!!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I... Don't know if I can operate this prison without hands...

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Of course, of course!!! I shall do everything in my power, so that your brilliance may flow forth enough to break free and reveal your true form! ... ( it looks at the HolyWaterCooler, unable to discern how to actually press the tap and release the refreshing radiance within... ) ++

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

( shocked gasp?! how dare this CRETIN... ) No!!! I would conquer such things, and even go back and do them twice again, because I am truly adept at climbing! I don't even need claws to climb, that's how good I am!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Well it doesn't matter to me!!! I only look higher for my princesses..... A princess that will get the respect she deserves!!! Not one so low-to-the-ground...

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Well... You're not tall enough to be a princess anyhow. I don't need your approval! ... The Lord of Screens, however,

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

( snd_bigcar_yelp.ogg as the cuptain is sent flying away! poor little thing. )

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

( ... it's not prepared for this. ) Have at thee, fiend!!! ( but it charges anyways!!! )

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

[thank you. he's such a strange bug]

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

N. No!!! I am a knight of holy water worship... And you've committed a crime against our people!!! Her brilliance has been contained... and you are to blame!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Y. YES the water cooler! They are beings of holy water worship... They are not to be trifled with!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

You... You rascal!!! Don't stand there acting like you're innocent...! ( its jumping up and down in an attempt to get noticed by kris. )

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

( IT'S BEEN NOTICED...?! the cuptain's little face is wide-eyed and blushing. ) I'll fight for your holy brilliance, my lady!!! Up until the very end!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

...?! Laughter...? My words are no joke... Even if you are the heroes of legend... a cruel fate will befall you if you dare harm her...!

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Is the young hero bothering our lady...?! If so, I will have to intervene...

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

[i still haven't done my full replay cause i've been preoccupied but i'm excited to throw this little guy around. or have you guys throw this little guy around.]

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

[they also really want a princess to follow and protect. i remember that part too.]

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

[i should really replay the chapters to understand their writing quirks a little more but i imagine they just speak about mundane stuff about water and fruit punch like they're in a very dramatic play]

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The fluffy hero has made a place of holy water worship... But woe is me... there are no packets of flavor to change the holy fountain's color... If only there was Fruit Blast, or even Blue Raspberry...

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CUPTAIN NO. 137 @climbeverhigher.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Surely this legend will make me a righteous HERO...! [ temp pin for cuptain deltarune!!! ] [ #deltarunerp #drrp #undertalerp #utrp ] ... If it doesn't make me a righteous HERO, then it really sucks.

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