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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 21h
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes I AM tired of reading theory. yes I DO believe I will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven for reading theory. yes I am VERY worried the reward will be more theory to read
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm an Ea-nāṣir truther, I don't think his copper was actually that bad what if his customers just sucked
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we need a modern LBJ that just goes to the UAW and tells them that Chinese EVs are coming to the US market tariff-free unless the rank and file stop voting MAGA
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Helen @wokesteppenomad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Country sucks" Yeah it's called revolutionary defeatism look it up. The proletariat has no nation.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Median Soviet citizen
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME, LYING: why would i lie to you?
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very smart and glad your counsel understands, please continue writing that illegal shit down
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
total regrets live
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obi-wan kenobi: I fought in a galactic war and watched my pupil become a fascist. The most evil people imaginable are in this airport bar
9:12 PM • Feb 2, 2017
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take me down to Oyster Cracker city where the crackers salty and the salt is gritty. Oh wont you please employ meeeeee oh yeah
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The price is on the can tho
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bsquiklehausen @bsquiklehausen.com · 16/09/2026
Damn it's crazy there's no other way to power trains.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
well well well. if it isnt the blues job brothers
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs acme movie poster with labeled segments, showing two saying: "haha silly coyote," and "holy shit john cena." a big section says: "conglomerate corporations will do anything and put anyone at risk to boost their own sales and even though it may be intimidating to stand up to them, perseverance and solidarity with the working class is important." a little section then says: "holy shit toxic yaoi"
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Buddy this doesn’t appeal to me, I’m a single issue voter, and my issue is that none of us are free until all of us are free
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Rowan Hooper @rowhoop.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something to cling to and promote the hell out of: leveraging POSITIVE TIPPING POINTS www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Climate solutions most likely to reach ‘positive tipping points’ revealed by scientists
Global shift towards clean electricity could trigger ‘cascade’ of progress, helping reduce air pollution, cut waste and revive oceans
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LETS FUCKIN GO
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the apes gathered around the monolith in 2001: a space odyssey except the monolith is now the icon for microsoft teams
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Putting on my headset and commanding my pikmin like it's 2008
Tom Clancy's EndWar, a RTS game that was controlled solely by microphone
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/09/2026
would you like to start a conversation with the customer service chatbot. would you like to use the doctor’s self-service phone system. do you reject the warm touch of a lover. do you long for the cold embrace of steel. will you replace your soul with hydraulic fluid
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THIKN ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE PUNISHMENT STATION (OFFICE CHAIR) AT WORK - ONE LINE EMAIL FROM BOSS INVALIDATES AN ENTIRE DAYS WORK - BOSS FAILS TO RESPOND TO QUERIES LEADING YOU TO MISS DEADLING FOR WHICH YOU ARE BLAMED - BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR YOUR WORK WHEN HE MANAGES NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY - YOU MUST RETURN TO OFFICE BUT BOSS CAN STILL LEAVE WHENEVER HE WANT'S - BOSS SEEMS TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME COMING UP WITH NEW RULES TO PUNISH WORKERS - DO NOT TOUCH MY SHOULDER - DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKEN,,,, DA TEXT "THERES A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED... "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "I WILL RESPECT TERM'S OF SERVICE AND SAY NO MORE " -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
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RADINSKY 🏳️‍⚧️🪬 @thisisradinsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In tears man the US being the ONLY State to have outright voted against adopting the equal earth map at the UN, a map that is literally more scientifically accurate Empire of evil for evil’s sake
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Amazon Kindle with a HUD that tells you reading sabermetrics
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
DA MOVIES BABY
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every single article about solar power and battery tech is like "We put solar panels on the Hellmouth and the Hellmouth is now reciting poetry and smells like peppermint and teaching young orphaned birds how to fly. Also we can power a small city block."
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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Most people should have to drive to the library to “do their own research.” Otherwise they should be “doing some chores.”
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
they're gonna put me on the cover of checking my email magazine
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Edcrab @edcrab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch. I straight-up don't remember writing that shit. I don't know how it runs when it calls on a non-existent .txt called deepmmagic. Yeah two Ms I missed it. And yes I know it always crashes to desktop on exit. No I won't help you mod it for "deeper magic"
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my strongly held beliefs is that Taco Bell should just replace all of their ground beef with TVP
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/08/2026
While many of you are likely yelling "GO HELMETS" or "GO BIKE INFRASTRUCTURE!" I'm yelling "DESTROY ALL CARS and the rule of law!"
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PostmanPatthew @cliftonial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Flying/Ground is too good of a typing for the Orioles, signed an Orioles fan We deserve some bullshit like Ice/Rock
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jacob Misiorowski, arguably the best pitcher in baseball right now, is a huge Pokémon fan, further cementing my theory that baseball is just Pokémon but with guys.
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I guess my biggest take on race is that in "going the distance" the singer seems to describe simultaneously a horse race, a car race, and a foot race without really understanding how any of those things operate
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
have we considered lining everyone involved with this up against a wall in front of a series of claymores
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
watching law abiding citizen. more like law breaking citizen if you ask me
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the average well-off DSA organizer is basically organizing to pay higher taxes the rest of their life and in a society where that level of selflessness is pretty rare I don't think anyone should be giving them shit for it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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