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Cliff Clavin

@cliffatcheers.bsky.social
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think that road rage against Tesla drivers is completely justified on the grounds that they seem to be unable and unwilling to contribute to road-use taxes and their own obnoxious driving behaviour which is a byproduct of their sanctimonious, holier-than-thou attitude and rapacious smugness
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
actually Sam, Iwona B Horyn is the Acting Chief Security Officer at the uh Department of Homeland Security
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it’s a little‑known fact that when the United States hits its 250th birthday, it officially becomes the oldest teenager in world history
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
many scientists believe that the little finger, that's the pinky, léger de main, will one day, like the tail, disappear, you know, because it serves no purpose
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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a brown horse is running on a dirt field with wonderhumor.com in the corner .
ALT: a brown horse is running on a dirt field with wonderhumor.com in the corner .
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Here's a little known fact the smartest animal is the pig
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
it’s a little‑known fact that the aurora borealis has never been visible to the naked eye in El Centro, California. That’s because El Centro sits so far south that the Earth’s magnetic field lines down there are useless for aurora‑making
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
(talking to Christopher Lloyd): Hey, hey. I can grok that, I don't like to be touched, either
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
imagine. one cow to feed an entire city.
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
that I should have so much knowledge and there are people that have to go to bed stupid every night
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
there are many theories as to why the Floridian orange is far superior to its Californian counterpart. I personally think it's the trace mineral element in the Floridian water. That's obviously due to the frequency of the typhoons and the nitrogen-rich alligator guano.
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I'm now one with the cosmos. No more getting caught up in the petty irritations of day to day life. Yeah, stood on many a windswept beach, and felt a oneness
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's a little known fact that most beers are low in sugar because yeast consumes most of it during fermentation, converting it to alcohol
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hey there you are, Sigmund Fraud! This bill is outrageous! $750 bucks here for a friendly chat. I've had several of Ma's organs taken out for less than that!
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I wonder if you know that the harp is a predecessor of the modern-day guitar
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
it's a little-known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the bronze age
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
How would the Civil War have changed if Abraham Lincoln had octopus tentacles instead of a beard?
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
...and shoved it into the ground, hung a flag on it and they danced around it, pretty much, until they dropped, really.
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
...and bang them together to call in the tribes out of the hills, you know. Then the witch doctor stepped up with this long sharpened bamboo staff...
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
...they would fill it with dip, pass it around with the hors d'oeuvres......then they'd take these two big jagged rocks in there...
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
[in comparison to a Jewish bris] The original rites of passage started with the jungle tribes down there in Borneo. When the young jungle tribal lad was on the brink of puberty, they'd bring him forward and take out this large sharpened clam shell....
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
It’s a little-known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the Bronze Age.
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Cliff Clavin @cliffatcheers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"So you see, that's why Shamu cannot really be considered a killer whale."
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