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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society

@clickbaitrobot.bsky.social

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Stupid headlines made by code and templates and NOT AI. Posted on Twitter 2015-2023. This bot posts the best in sequence. And all links are to the non fash Nitter. Occasional new ones marked 'clickbait reboot'

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

‘George From Rainbow: “Celibacy taught me I’m too clever to find love”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

‘Labour risks election wipeout unless it “replaces Sir Keir Starmer with a virtual lump of dried porridge”, study finds’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

‘Rachel Reeves: Free ‘Knight Lore’ training will be offered to every adult in Woking, on how to get high scores and use cheat codes’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

‘“Yes I am standing, and this election is a referendum on whether it’s ok to eat suet puddings in the shower”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

‘38 photos of Tommy Robinson that’ll give you an erection for the first time since Kinnock fell over on the beach’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

‘Goldie The Blue Peter Dog confuses ‘Middlesbrough’ with ‘stottie cake’ in incoherent Davos speech’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

‘Orville The Duck wants ‘immediate negotiations’ to acquire Birmingham but insists he ‘won’t use force’’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

‘Gonch From Grange Hill threatens 200% tariffs on blancmanges unless Richmond Upon Thames surrenders sovereignty ‘ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

‘“I am never leaving Slashdot” Chewbacca defies Rachel Reeves’s ban ‘ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

‘Heard of potato? Let me tell you about my favourite new superfood...’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

‘Henry the Hoover SACKS Priti Patel over ‘irrefutable evidence they were plotting to defect’’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

‘Orville The Duck refuses to rule out nuking London’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

‘A genuine treat for £2.90? Try the smallest ill-fitting suit in Plymouth’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

‘Do I really need to eat almost 3 pounds of cheese triangles a day? I haven’t got the stomach for it’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society @clickbaitrobot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

‘Worzel Gummidge defects from The Cons to Reform: “It’s because I’m a cunt”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

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