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When I was diagnosed they were still calling it A.D.D..

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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning California!
 close-up view of a Dotted Paropsine Leaf Beetle... that appears to be waving at the camera 
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone holding a large Psilocybe cubensis
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Don't ya know there are no safe words south of the Mason Dixon line? Aw say aw say!"
 foghorn leghorn improvises block restraints on his new play partner who is asking "Aren't  you gonna ask me my safe word Mr. leghorn?"
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
 I'm not so sure Kennedy would know what a "safe word" even is 
Foghorn leghorn is setting up to some extreme power exchange play with a dog in stock restraints in the prone position
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big medicine to wake up to this! (Alt not working- my 9 lb Terrier mix sleeps on my shoulder while I saw logs)
My gray and white terrier mix (9 pounder) sleeps on my shoulder while I dream of a better world
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three examples of earthstar fungus 
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A beige greyhound named Yaya sleeps comfortably while occupying the entirety of a sofa designed for four human beings 
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wut?!
A beige greyhound lounging on a sofa looks at the camera with a slightly bewildered expression
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ever try Chicken of the Woods fungus? (Like everything else, it tastes like chicken)
An orange "Chicken of the Woods"), fungus, growing on the trunk of a small, dead oak tree,9 pounds of chicken of the Forest fungus on the kitchen counter ready to be cleaned up prior to cooking
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ozma and Dorothy enjoy a gentle kiss 
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Picture of a full moon with a prominent halo framed by pine trees. Taken 
at midnight right before things got crazy. 
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A cheesy Infomercial pitch man hawks "flex calk" a rubberized leak repair system so advanced it's been banned by the military
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Handsome Western Fence Lizard in repose
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An AI spoof of Mitch McConnell‘s “proof of life“ photo. Mitch is  standing, throwing a kick higher than his head.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cartoon in the style of the New Yorker Magazine, Grim Reaper standing in front of Mitch McConnell's front door, there are two speech bubbles, intentionally left blank to give folks an opportunity to engage in the creative process of cartooning
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'd give anything to dump my Starlink 🫤 (Top center)
Starlink antenna mounted high in a pine tree
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They've arrived here too.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fast forward, six months? 🤔
On Hitler’s birthday in 1945 he came out of the bunker long enough to say hello to some Hitler youth that no doubt would be splattered by Russian forces in the next coming days
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Discovered my spirit animal! Originally posted sometime after midnight but reposting because it's important that the world know.
A chipmunk photographed at full gallop running across my studio floor. It's very dramatic and impactful because none of his legs are touching the ground, he almost appears to be flying about 1 inch above the floor.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is one of four living in my attic. I can't figure out how they're getting in. I would kill them all but I enjoy them too much.
A chipmunk running at full gallop, while he's not smiling something about his body language says "I'm really happy".
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Serious Bram Stoker shit
A woman struggling to conceal her  Transylvanian canines
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They usually visiting groups, but this one is always solo. I like to think she and I have a thing.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
🤔 "goals"
Chilkoot pass 1898, black-and-white image shows a long line of wannabe goldminers making their way single file over the pas to the Klondike to strike it rich.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Glad to hear some people are finally taking this seriously, after we get settled down though…
A poster divided into two panels. The top panel shows a large fish chasing 12 tiny fish, beneath that. "DO NOT PANIC"  In the lower panel the large fish is now swimming away from the tiny fish as they have formed into the shape of an even larger fish now chasing the original large fish.
(not my best alt description🫤)
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Meet "Ellas", my latest follower. I haven't checked recently, but the majority of my followers are just like her, quietly and without a lot of noisy words, building my online self-esteem from the inside out! (Someday will all these 🧟 accounts rise up and eat us or something? 🤔)
A Bluesky account header with an attractive female avatar that is following 117 accounts and has 28 followers. it seems unusual for an account that has never posted nor replied to have 28 followers. 
Is it the winning smile? 🤔
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If you see any of this, grab some for me
Image of "chicken of the Forest" fungi it appears like swollen cabbage leaves died  orange similar to candy corn then loosely stacked on top of each other, emerging from the bark of an oak tree
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I wonder what these fellas are up to this evening? 🤔
four unnamed golf players that left the PGA to join LIV. Wearing blue sport shirts they’re standing with their arms around each other, smiling
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
4/23 So cal
Photograph of gas prices posted at a gas station $5.79 for regular 87 octane  $7.49 diesel #2 cash prices. Credit prices not shown .10c more
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Nightclub on Northwest corner of Santa Monica Blvd. and Crescent Heights in West Hollywood. It was my punk Mecca around 1980. Not my photo, but I went to THIS show. Also saw TSOL, Black Flag, Buzzcocks, X, sex pistols, and a bunch of other bands that the drugs have erased from my memory.
Picture of the Starwood nightclub marquee located on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood circa 1980 performing groups – Damaged Head, Wall of Voodoo, The Blasters,  Plimsouls, Phil Seymour.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It could be worse…
Pictured are the two characters from the tediously vanilla "love is…" Cartoon the female appears to be wearing stiletto pumps while the male ogles her behind
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He just released a new book, available on Amazon. Y'all should read it and leave a helpful review!
The cover of Russell Brand's latest book "How to become a Christian in seven days".  Subtitle "May take 50 years of sin and serious fuck ups to get you started"
A spartan beige background with a  dark gray crucifix centered on the cover. Not apparent at first that the crucifix is comprised of dead flies. There are also five flies that appear to be walking around other areas of the cover.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He's currently on tour pitching this book (not a joke, not AI)
The cover of Russell Brand's latest book "How to become a Christian in seven days".  Subtitle "May take 50 years of sin and serious fuck ups to get you started"
A spartan beige background with a  dark gray crucifix centered on the cover. Not apparent at first that the crucifix is comprised of dead flies. There are also five flies that appear to be walking around other areas of the cover.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
How do we know it's "his shit"? 🤔
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's no joke around here mister, and it all starts with quality footwear... SAFETY FIRST! Yes, you heard that right, 🥾INDUSTRY🥾 "... for industry"
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Almost sounds like a long haiku. I bought and assembled a log splitter yesterday. They said it couldn't be done without a second person to assist. HA I say! (the dull pain radiating from my hip that I woke up with this morning has nothing to do with it 🫤)
A Champion brand gas powered log splitter with a 27 ton capacity shown in the crate it was delivered in completely unassembled. Visible are wheels, the hydraulic ram, bottles of hydraulic fluid, etc.Me feeling pretty good about myself with the fully assembled log splitter hitched to the back of my ancient Toyota Sequoia
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Won't support the new green deal. Voted for a resolution memorializing Charlie Kirk after his death. In the 2023 spending freeze he pretty much sided with Republicans calling their ridiculous overtures "reasonable" AIPAC beneficiary ETC ETC ETC
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Anybody care to speculate on what this might be? 🤔
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
People who knowingly post obvious AI crap are snot eels, Slippery, slimy and comprised mostly of mucus.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here we get World War II era T6 Texan trainer aircraft making lazy circles over LA for hours upon hours, 3-4 times a month. They were buzzing around on the weekend, I guess the cost of aviation fuel isn't a problem for them. @mrl53.bsky.social
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
H E Y C A L I F O R N I A Y'all ready for the January 2 Primary SmackDown here?
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This crap it really isn't helpful
A close of shows that the original post of Melania Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and others is actually "satire"
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I thought it was just part of the package… 🇱🇷Great starting salary 🇱🇷Loosely monitored expense accounts 🇱🇷 Top-tier medical insurance 🇱🇷 Vacation – 14 wks per annum 🇱🇷 Attractive staff with limited or no boundaries. 🇱🇷 Qualified Immunity 🇱🇷 Pardon- Federal prophylactic
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TACO TUESDAY! 🌮 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
A post from Donald J. Trump from Truthsocial 
@realDonaldTrump
Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ah, I have a nice trash pit too, hours of fun 😉
3 Old bottles from a ‘20s era trash pit
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have a soft spot for old barbwire. A lot of times there’s a good story behind it.
About 20 feet of old rusty bar wire in a tangled knot with an old rock wall in the background
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I was in that spot in 2010 during a storm. A friend and I abandoned the tent for the car, guy behind us was shooting time exposures through his windshield and snapped this of us. Loudest night of my life.
Image of "The Mittens" at Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park on the Arizona-Utah border during an electrical storm, lightning appears to hit the ground next to a tent while two people are standing nearby.
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
Looking up from a clearing in a pine forest, a waxing gibbous moon sports an impressive ice halo
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Title @clevertitle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@kdbyproxy.bsky.social I imagine you spend a fair amount of time on C-SPAN, do you get this very often? 🤔
 An attempt to visit c-span.org website returns a "403 ERROR the request could not be satisfied" rather than opening the webpage
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