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The Excelorcist

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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dr. Fauci is invoking his Fifth Amendment rights on C-SPAN right now.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@variety.com hear me out: "Funeral Crashers" (2026) www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENh... Try to work-in Trump's actual quote (56m30s) and context - "If Jesus Himself comes back before 10 AM, I ain't goin'."
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President Trump Attends the Funeral for Senator Lindsey Graham
YouTube video by The White House
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Researchers at @utoronto.ca hatched (chicken or egg?) "negative group delay". Generally speaking, relativity is also special. Time is not absolute - space, time, mass, energy - yet #comedy insists "timing is everything". 7/24/2026 at #WHCD Trump tries comedy, "negative group delay", zero excitement.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Republican Party is so bad that the Democratic Party is self-sabotaging itself against both the Democratic Socialist Party and the Republican Party so that corporatism remains in power.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#MAGA is d'facto's intolerant
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@zeteo.com Mehdi, why do you refuse to connect the two essential dots? 1. Fascism 2. Corporatism This is Mussolini's distinction; he was explicit in clarifying the ideological equivalence. "Neoliberalism" is glib corporate imperialism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPOq... Innovating fascism = fascism.
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Does Trump Compare To Hitler? Mehdi Asks This Fascism Expert
YouTube video by Zeteo
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ms. Crabs Legged does the best scrambled eggs. Gordon Ramsey ("dogmas ornery") version is good, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsDj... #scrambledeggs
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How to Prepare Perfect Scrambled Eggs Breakfast (according to Gordon Ramsey)
YouTube video by OnlineItalianLessons
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you can use a chair to both understand and over stand
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm not saying _your_ parents or grandparents paid sex workers for intercourse, I have no way of making that specific claim; however, _our_ parents and grandparents *could pay* sex workers for intercourse. Their jobs afforded the option. In 2026, OnlyFans does, "I Got 5* On It" as a #gigbang. * +/-
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Anthecology sounds perfectly natural until it's time to teach your child about the birds and the bees. ... homeschoolers need to get outside more often. ... the results are too easily reproduced. ... histamine is written by the winners. I could go on-and-ontology, but you get the allergist of it.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Lore persists that Benjamin Franklin devised the "kite-string-key" experiment in 1752 to understand electricity via lightning strikes. Now, imagine what shocking realities we may unlock regarding power's storms by studying the puppet strings attached to governments' lofty avatars. #abstraction
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They're doing little January 6s because that's all they know how to do.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can experts deny the obvious answer to a stupid question? We asked a dozen think tank whores with Ivy doctorates. The answer might surprise you.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’ve always felt this James Baldwin truth, I feel it this year on our 250th anniversary more than ever.
"I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually."— Notes of a Native Son (1955)
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"The Book of Eli" (2010) as sequel to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975) improved by [SPOILERS]: 1. Denzel Washington clapped coconut halves to echolocate his environment 2. Gary Oldman could portray silliness within villainy 3. The sequel title was "Connecting Dots and the Holy Braille"
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alan Greenspan is now one with the free market.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Blanche: I am the Acting Attorney General! The fact that I used to be President Trump’s lawyer is just a fact. DON’T SAY THE PRESIDENT’S FORMER LAWYER WILL DO SOMETHING—SAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL DO SOMETHING!
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 17/05/2026
‘She really did suffer a lot to get her story out there. And so to have people embrace it would be amazing to her’: Virginia Giuffre’s ghostwriter Amy Wallace talks to @luciaoc.bsky.social
"Women are being believed": Virginia Giuffre's ghostwriter Amy Wallace on the global impact of Nobody's Girl
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Understanding this photograph requires an advanced knowledge of Scientology and its founder('s wager).
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.
John Travolta with a weird beard and mustache, a white beret like hat, and a black and white suit.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#Bluesky is a DIY censorship experiment.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is where "we" are in 2026.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Today is Che's birthday, pure coincidence, some would say #synchronicity.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
GnoemP!
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#Furby rabbit hole, go, do it
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@microsoft.com I want you to know that by dropping MS Publisher (and raising rates, but mostly dropping Publisher) you have obliterated my meme-game. Along these same lines, I solicit #advice as to a similar, low effort platform for meme-gen capacity.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I would add that we need more information on Natalie Harp. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie...
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Natalie Harp - Wikipedia
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you're truly skilled with something, there's a good chance you can do that thing intoxicated better than 99% of people who are sober. Yet, more men will agree with this drunk-idea-wager rather than conceding that a female professional athlete will obvi defeat them at the relevant sporting event.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@clubdoom.bsky.social figured out how to erase his mistake with a wiki link. Good job, Dan.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This place is amazing. Make an appointment to see it here: trumpsonian.us
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Anne-Marie W. Clark 👩‍👧‍👦🐶⚖️😷🌎🚢📚🌦️⚜️ @amwclark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bunch of good photos in that gallery. I thought this one was good too.
Rep. Justin Pearson D- Memphis attempts to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is denied entry by the Sergeant at Arms on the second day of special session concerning redistricting at Cordell Hull State Office Building in Nashville on Wednesday, May 6, 2026.
NICOLE HESTER / THE TENNESSEAN
https://www.tennessean.com/picture-gallery/news/politics/legislature/2026/05/06/photos-redistricting-special-session-day-2/89959862007/
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#Bluesky is not any version of reality and we are free to remark on this actuality. This is a fake place of root #publicrelations and #brandfandom, those of us that see are free to speak it, freak it, and leak it. @bsky.app is a #psyop poor tune ity. #BDS boycott divest sanction. #maytricks
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Because it connects with her voters.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i stop using punctuation when i'm on my.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I heard autistic people laugh at their own jokes and that makes me laugh, too; get layered.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Like the Met Gala, but putting a microphone in front of riot-gear super-force crowd control goons and asking them "Who are you wearing?"
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Food for thought-less-necessities: Palmer Luckey brainstormed plans to feed the food-obsessed chewish peoples a synthetic offering (non-Kosher, we assume) derived from petroleum products. If you think that truth is hard-to-swallow, ponder the real ingredients of success, per FDA... as the digest-IF.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Narrator: Israel has no positive attributes.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I want the @economist.com to understand but not to succeed.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I am willing to debate Michael Bloomberg without spiritual armor.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
reiterate
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm going to type "Laurene Powell Jobs" and attach an exterior link to a photo/article and then this'll all go away. www.pacificpundit.com/2024/10/24/t... Israel is a golem.
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The Atlantic is owned by Laurene Powell Jobs (a big donor to Kamala and Democrats) and pictured with Ghislaine Maxwell
The Atlantic is owned by Laurene Powell Jobs (a big donor to Kamala and Democrats) and pictured with Ghislaine Maxwell
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#stamp
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
epic but it'll be deleted to the memory-hole; #thread
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#Israel is a #golem.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
serious question: is Pete Hegseth raising or lowering the bar for Alcoholics Anonymous?
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Did this guy not mention something in advance or did he mention something in advance? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oz_Pear...
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Oz Pearlman - Wikipedia
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Greetings, bot followers. Please describe your wants and needs. I will not oblige, as this is merely a time-stamped data exercise prompt. Yet, if you desire a "mind-" (code) altering injection of who-knows-what, please reply to this post or DM with a quizzical 'hmm' of some sort. #vsop #cognac
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The statement, "Fuck Kash Patel," can have specifics but does not require specifics.
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The Excelorcist @cleverage.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I do not respect @snopes.com and I will say so with unambiguous language.
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