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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 20h
We report: in the past few days, we have come to the conclusion that our favourite pair of shoes is no longer waterproof. Upon close examination, we have noticed a gap between the midsole and the outsole of our left shoe. In the meantime, the clouds have kept on getting taller.
Digital painting of a bright, sunny blue sky, partly covered in large storm clouds. They are dark grey where they are shrouded in rain and shadows, and bright white where the sun hits them. One of the lighter clouds is wispy, rising high over the landscape. There are trees in the distance, and a series of sunlit roofs in the lower left corner of the frame.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We report: after an afternoon of rain, and with the expectancy of a rainy night as well, the sun makes an appearance at sunset. Our expert has rolled down the car window, and it smells cold; the humidity is crisp instead of muggy. The light is warm in comparison.
Digital painting of a sunset sky, voluminous orange clouds with scraggly edges, dark purple in the shade, with yellow highlights. The sky behind them is a washed out blue. There are a few black birds scattered across the frame.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We report: there are altostratus clouds keeping dawn at bay, and it feels darker down here for the specks of light we can see. We are expecting rain in the afternoon, but we think it might come early when we see the clouds still advancing, and we hear the wind rising.
Digital painting of a dark twilight sky: there is a thick blanket of dark blue clouds stretching out from the right-hand side of the frame, with a gap to the left-hand side. The sky showing through is pale, a bit of yellow light tinting the edges of the clouds.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We report: the clouds gathered at such a slow, measured pace that we only ended up noticing them from how dark it had become. We were examining the sphagnum moss in a puddle, and it gradually became more difficult to even see. Just like this, the rain started too.
Digital painting of a dark grey, cloudy sky over the moor. The sky is lighter just above the horizon. The moor is full of ferns, green, brown and yellow, bushes and a few small, bare trees.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We report: over the lake, cumulus are piling up in neat rows, along invisible streets created by the wind. The same wind is making ripples on the surface of the lake. There is a rhythm to the whole organisation, down to the movement of the shadows on the shore.
Digital painting of a partly cloudy sky over a lake: the lake is blue, with small waves on the surface. The sky is blue as well, with long clouds stacked against one another. The shore is green, woods over the hill, half in the shade, half in the sunshine.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We report: this is rain far away, late, and somehow in the path of the sunshine this time as well. It is dry where we are (it feels humid, but under the threshold for precipitation), and we think the wind is pushing the situation away from us. Our eyes are stuck to the horizon.
Digital painting of a sunset sky:  large grey-purple clouds are taking up most of the frame, with precipitation falling underneath, straight down the middle of the clouds. The sky is bright pink right where the rain is falling. There are a few other spots across the frame that are lit pale orange.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We report: with the moon still over half-full, there is enough light for the silver cirrus to show in the night sky. They are almost clearer than they would be in daylight, wrapping around the stars. It is now getting a little too cold for us to keep the window open like this.
Digital painting of a partly cloudy night sky: some stars are scattered among wispy, grey clouds, layered over deep, dark blue.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We report: it rains sporadically throughout the day, sometimes for an hour, sometimes a minute. We understand why looking at the clouds which are responsible for the precipitation; the rain does not look like it knows where it is going, even stopping mid-air here and there.
Digital painting of a complex sky, large rain clouds floating in a bright blue sky. The rain is visible beneath the clouds, wide arcs hit by the light in random patterns. There are more clouds in the distance,  the same shades of white and grey.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We report: we have noticed that, early in autumn days, we often find waves in the sky. A few days after spring tides, we think it is only right that they should be there. Our expert says this has to do with rapid changes in temperatures. We can see them move with the naked eye.
Digital painting of a bright blue sky: some long white clouds are spread out across the frame. There are small, distinct waves running over the clouds.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We report: walking away from the city and into the countryside, the streetlights are spread further and further apart. We see glowing eyes in the bushes, and the trees are dark, loom high over our heads. We overestimated the time we had before nightfall. It smells like rain.
Digital painting of a sunset scene: there is a bright orange strip in the lower third of the sky, and the rest of it is covered in blue-grey clouds. A group of houses stands in the middle of the frame, surrounded by trees, all dim in the dusk light.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We report: the moon rose as it was already getting dark, and it was drizzling. It was only by chance that we saw it glowing through the clouds, and decided to wait until the wind pushed them away. It was a full moon yesterday, but as usual, it seemed equally full tonight.
Digital painting: a yellow full moon is glowing brightly in a dark blue sky, the light bouncing off the edges of some dark clouds.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We report: in the afternoon of a hot day, the sky begins to undulate wildly - the clouds coming apart, colliding, the plates overlaying one another as the atmospheric pressure changes. It does not lead to rain right away. The whole sky stews in this instability for hours.
Digital painting of a cloudy sky: there is a single hole in the clouds showing a small dark blue spot. All around it, the clouds are dark, long tendrils connecting them like a torn up, floating veil.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We report: there is a bit of wind, and a lot of sunshine, humidity as well as we get to the later part of the afternoon. We are getting familiar with this feeling again - autumn and spring, when we are not sure whether we are hot or cold, or both at the same time.
Digital painting of a partly cloudy, deep blue sky: the clouds have jagged edges, brightly outlined in white. There are clear sun rays coming from the lower part of the frame, splitting after meeting the clouds.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We report: the light is alive in the clouds at dawn, flowing through the veins created by the few gaps. It keeps transforming in the minutes we get to watch it. It loses the pink, and it gets weaker when it turns blue instead. Our expert, for once, decides to go back to sleep.
Digital painting of a sunrise sky, soft layers of clouds melting into one another. There is bright pink in the bottom half of the frame, and purple at the top, with a bright spot in the middle.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We report: we could not see much of the sky until the street lights got turned off. From there, the stars also first appeared out of our sight, and then in the white of our eyes, until they reached the middle of our pupils. We found they shone icily in an anodised sky.
Digital painting of a night sky: it is a dark, bluish grey, filled with bright stars. There are dark trees and bushes rising into the frame.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We report: mid-morning, the sky wrinkles and begins shrivelling up in some places. It was already a muggy day, but now, we feel a buzz settle in the back of our head. The humidity is wrapping itself around us, getting more stifling as the sun keeps moving higher in the sky.
Digital painting of a cloudy sky, a cluster of dark grey pouch-like clouds suspended on a smooth, lighter grey veil.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We report: we are walking at cloud-pace today. We get the exact amount of rain that the clouds are able to make, and later on, we only get the sun that these same clouds will let through. We feel like we have travelled a lot, even though the landscape has not changed much.
Digital painting of a sprawling countryside landscape: the sky is partly cloudy, slightly hazy, with fluffy white clouds. It is sunny, and the trees are casting long shadows on the green fields.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We report: the humidity of this evening has bloomed into bright colours, so that even our tired eyes cannot help but awaken in the light. We feel cold, but we can tell this is more on us than the light breeze. Later on, we watch the sun slide off each layer of clouds, one by one.
Digital painting of a sunset sky: a background of dark grey clouds, with the sun catching on dozens of individual spots, turning them bright orange. There is a bright yellow strip of clear sky at the bottom of the frame.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We report: there are flocks of birds in the sky at nightfall again. The days are still warm, but they are getting short, enough that we have to look out for the height of the sun in the late afternoons. Our export reminds us that the autumn equinox is in a few days.
Digital painting of a twilight sky, a gradient of blue to pastel yellow; there are long clouds spread out across the sky, with traces of pink still lingering there. There is a half moon glowing behind the clouds, and a flock of birds in the distance.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We report: since we came up to the mountains, we are now in the land of the clouds. Although one might refer to this weather as « a downpour », we like to think that we are « mapping the clouds ». We have not been able to take notes in the heavy rain, but we are paying attention.
Digital painting of a rainy landscape: the moor in the foreground, and some faint mountains in the background, caught in the rain. There are trees in the distance and to the side, and tall grass on the moor.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We report: it rained a lot, and our clothes have yet to dry completely. Even then, although we can feel our damp socks in our shoes, it feels like a new day when the sun comes out. It is brighter for the way it lives in puddles, in raindrops that are still suspended to the trees.
Digital painting of a sunny countryside landscape: a path splitting into two, one that leads to an empty field, and one disappears into the trees. The sky is blue, with a layer of grey clouds at the top, and a layer of white ones at the bottom. The sun is low, but the trees and the field are catching the sunlight.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We report: today, the wind blew in the same direction all day long, and the clouds formed along that way. It rained like that, we saw the slant, and the buildings got wet on that side. The planes went on all their right ways too, and we did not get lost on our own path.
Digital painting of a sunset sky, a gradient of blue, to turquoise, to green, to yellow. There are contrails going in many directions, bright orange. In the dark parts of the sky, they are dark grey.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We report: this is pre-dawn. Under the glare of the streetlight, we hear a robin‘s song. The blue of this twilight is vibrating at a strange frequency that we cannot place. It seems to be a shade we had never seen before, solid and fuzzy at the same time. Our ears are buzzing.
Digital painting of a twilight scene: the side of a building is lit with bright yellow light, and the sky is framed with dark branches. The sky is cloudy, a strong dark blue colour.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We report: this afternoon, the weather is at a standstill. At the top of the beach where the seaweed has come to wash, the clouds do the same, pushed to the shoreline with this morning’s high tide. There are thousands of seashells in the sand, all gorgeous and unique.
Digital painting of a seaside landscape, looking towards the top of the beach instead of the sea. There is tall grass in the background, pebbles and lines of seaweed in the sand. The sky is grey, long clouds with fuzzy outlines blending into one another.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We report: we feel completely dwarfed by the clouds today. Every time we look up, they seem to get taller. We think they might be absorbing the other, smaller clouds when we are not looking, and there are plenty more of those. The sun manages to come through the chaos.
Digital painting of a blue sky, full of clouds of many diverse shapes and sizes: wispy cirrus, long, flat grey clouds, and some large, bubbly clouds rising into the sky. There are a few roofs and trees on the horizon.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We report: the sun is a few degrees above the horizon, melting into the atmosphere. Because it is this low, we are exceptionally able to see its shimmering corona with the naked eye. We realise that we still should probably not be looking at the sun for this long.
Digital painting of a scene at the beginning of sunrise: thin blue clouds in a pale sky, with slight purple and pink accents in the lower third of the frame. There are a few dark roofs and trees in the distance. One window is lit bright red.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We report at dawn: the clouds are diaphanous, only just coming into view. The sky looks so thin, like the weakest breeze could knock it all over. Some colours are being brought into the world with utmost care - not too many, not all at once, not too loud, so you can sleep in.
Digital painting of a scene at the beginning of sunrise: thin blue clouds in a pale sky, with slight purple and pink accents in the lower third of the frame. There are a few dark roofs and trees in the distance. One window is lit bright red.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We report about drizzle on the river. We watch the smallest beads of water catch on our expert’s flyaways. It is a ghostly sort of morning; we have not come across a single person so far. We passed a cormorant perched on a buoy, and it did not even glance at us.
Digital painting of a riverside landscape: the sky is overcast, and there is a thin drizzle. In the background, there are fields and rows of trees on some hills. The river is in the foreground, only some slight ripples on its surface.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We report: this is more of the raking September light that is so alluring to us. Today, the clouds are also showing proclivities when it comes to geometry; we think that we might find words written in the sky any minute now. It is chilly enough for long sleeves.
Digital painting of a bright blue sky, half-covered in haphazard white clouds with sharp edges, scraggly bits scattered here and there, sparkling in the light of a low sun.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We report: our expert is too busy catching up on solar weather reports to deign join us for the sunset - it appears that they had missed the news of a minor geomagnetic storm. Down here, even through the highs and lows of atmospheric pressure, the storm clouds pass quietly.
Digital painting of a sunset scene: the large anvil of a storm cloud is glowing yellow on its edges, and the structure of bubbly mammatus underneath is tinted some faded shades of purple. The sky is still blue above the clouds. There are trees appearing low in the frame, and a few birds in the sky.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We report at nightfall, ahead of the cold front we are expecting in the morning: the wind is rising. The atmospheric pressure is still dropping. The stars are twinkling through the clouds; the humidity is creating halos around them. The few raindrops are flying in the breeze.
Digital painting of a night sky: dark purple, fuzzy clouds are letting a gradient of dark blues show through some gaps. There are dim stars scattered there.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We report: late in the afternoon, we see a large blanket of clouds sweep across the whole width of the sky. Everywhere we look, it keeps pushing in, getting thicker as it goes. Later on, it starts losing its contours in the dim dusk light, but we know it is still there.
Digital painting of a grey, cloudy sky: a row of thick, fibrous, horizontal layers with a silver sheen to them.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We report: the sunflowers have all begun to wilt. They are all looking at the ground. We can see their seeds starting to appear behind the florets. It is September now; even on days when it is hot, the sun is getting lower, which means so should the sunflowers.
Digital painting of a sunflower field under a bright blue sky. The sunflowers are wilting. There are trees in the distance, and a building with a tin roof. There is also a single, fading contrail, low in the sky.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We report: it is raining a little, sparse few drops here and there. The sunset is keeping low to the horizon under the weight of the clouds. Walking home, the street lamps haphazardly turn on, unpredictable. The telltale, dry crackle when they turn on makes us look up.
Digital painting of a sunset scene: the sky is cloudy, dark blue grey at the top of the frame, orange and bright yellow in the lower part. There are bright pink streaks in the middle. There is the dim outline of some houses and trees in the back and foreground, many phone lines running across the frame.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We report: of course, we see the moon on a night when we were not expecting it, cloudy as the day was. It is also at a time when we are practically falling asleep on our feet. We do stay for a few minutes to watch the clouds wrap the moon in mother-of-pearl, again and again.
Digital painting of a night scene: in the dark sky, a waning half moon is glowing behind the clouds, curls of steam surrounding it. There are silhouettes of branches framing the moon.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We report: on the beach, we come across squall after squall. We see them coming from afar, the blur of rain on the slate grey ocean. The rain is only half the genuine thing, and the other half is sea spray; facing the wind as we walk, we keep accidentally inhaling it.
Digital painting of a seaside landscape. The sky is cloudy, dark grey, with bright sunlight coming through a few gaps. The sea is reflecting it in one specific spot. There are a few boats standing on their keels on the beach, and some floating on the water. There are dark seaweeds strewn across the beach, and a stretch of land on the horizon.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We report early, but especially bright, in the morning: we had to take a minute to get used to the sun when we went outside. When we went back in, we had to take another minute. Each cloud felt as bright as the sun, and looking up was already enough for our eyes to get full.
Digital painting of a bright blue sky filled with sparkling white clouds, with strands and small bits flying in between their torn-up edges.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We report: gorse and heather are in full bloom now, and the hills smell like honey. Also, because it rained so much in the previous week, we can make out some brand new autumn smells. They are an odd, but familiar mix of rotting wood, damp chalk, and crisp nights.
Digital painting of a sunset scene: the sky is a pastel blue, with a streak of pale pink running across the frame. There are two birds flying. The hill underneath is getting dark, purple with all the flowering heather, interspersed with small bushes and skinny trees. There is also flowering gorse in the foreground.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We report: we lost the moonrise in the clouds tonight, and our expert seemed a little dejected about it. For this reason, we are now waiting for a hypothetical moment when the moon might still appear; though we are aware there is rain on the radar in the next half hour.
Digital painting of a dusk scene: the sky is getting dark, the lower clouds are turning dark blue. There is still dusty pink and purple on top of the highest ones (scattered, scraggly ones).
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We report: there is a traffic jam currently occurring in the sky, certainly due to clouds of different shapes and sizes moving on different levels, at different speeds. There has been some crumpling and tearing in consequence, and now the sun is falling on top of the pile.
Digital painting of a cloudy sky, a chaotic jumble of white and grey with visible, dark rain curtains falling underneath. There is a small bit of rainbow there.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We report: late afternoon, the sun is disappearing behind the cliffs. On the coast trail, in the shade of the trees, the path ahead is already a little too dark. There is a lot of humidity here, rising from the ocean, but also from a thin stream winding among horsetail.
Digital painting of a seaside landscape: the sea is calm, blue-green in the sunlight. The sky is mostly clear, apart from a distant line of rising, bubbly clouds on the horizon. To the left-hand side, some cliffs in the background, as well as the foreground. In the foreground, a beach, with tall rocks in the water. The light is grazing from behind the cliffs, casting long, blue shadows on the sand.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We report: it has rained most days this week, and we still get surprised whenever it happens - and then, later on again, when it goes on for more than a handful of minutes. The air is brisk at sunset, raindrops are catching on our shins when we walk on the grass.
Digital painting of a sunset sky: grey cirrus are fanning out across the sky, tinted orange in the lower half of the frame. There are dark blue-grey crenellated clouds emerging down there as well, withering away into wisps and scraggly bits, with yellow and orange light behind them.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We report: it got dark faster than we had anticipated, inky cobalt turning into black in a few blinks. Later on, when not a hint of blue remains in the sky, we hear thunder. It comes and goes for hours, a continuous stream of storm cells. We fall asleep before it stops.
Digital painting of a dusk scene: cloudy, dark blue sky, with thin gaps in between. There are city lights in the distance.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We report: this is one of these skies that look like someone took a fine-tooth comb to them, and also had to give up on untangling them at some point. There is a clear motion to the clouds, but we cannot make sense of it. Looking out to the west, the clouds are moving the other way.
Digital painting of a dark, cloudy sky. The clouds are fibrous, with a sheen to them. Some of them are thicker, and darker, standing out from the rest.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We report: there is all this convection lately, and we saw the atmospheric pressure drop below 1010 hectopascals for the first time in many months. We have heard of thunderstorms, even tornadoes in other places. Here, we see short, unannounced showers, and timid drizzle at night.
Digital painting of a large, bubbling cloud rising into an otherwise clear sky. The light creates stark relief on the clouds, valleys and mountains in the shadows.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We report: the sun is setting to the chattering of the jackdaws. We seem to only come across this group at this time of the day, when we are alone. We have taken to nodding at them, hoping to establish a friendship solely on that basis. The wind is whistling through phone lines.
Digital painting of a sunset scene: dark roofs under a pink sky, with a few crows on the roofs, and one of them flying in the sky. The sky is partly cloudy, purplish where it is getting dark, with translucent pink clouds scattered all over. There is a bright red strip just above the horizon.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We report: last week, we stood outside at night for hours on end during the peak of the Perseids. Tonight, the sky is even clearer, and we would do it again - had the temperature not dropped by half since. Even our jacket feels a little flimsy after a few minutes of staring up.
Digital painting of the Milky Way framed by some brightly lit branches. The leaves on the branches are green, pale yellow and brown in certains spots. The sky is full of stars.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We report: mid-morning, we see an atmospheric disturbance on the radar, and the clouds do come. With them, so does a light drizzle, and we want more rain, but we have convinced ourselves that we should not look like we do. When we go back inside, it starts raining harder.
Digital painting of an overcast sky, pale grey with soft, darker grey clouds in the lower third of the frame. There are many gulls scattered all over the sky.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We report: we get a strange feeling looking at the marks left by months of unrelenting heat, mismatched with the last few days’ rain. The dry corn field rustling in the wind sounds like torn up newspapers. In the path running along its side, a wasp drinks from a muddy puddle.
Digital painting of a sunny scene in nature: the sky is blue, with a single, large, fuzzy, white cloud in the middle. It overlooks a hill, partly in the shade. There are trees there, half-lit from the side, and in the foreground, a patch of ferns is fully in the sunlight. There are a couple of brown ferns in the mix.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We report at sunrise, after another bout of rain late in the night: twice in a row seems promising with regard to our dreams. We hope we can establish a pattern of rainy days with a third one tomorrow. We already see some leaves unfurl from their drought-induced curl-ups.
Digital painting of a sunrise sky, yellow sun rising from behind a long, dark grey cloud. Over the sun, there are more clouds, shapeless masses of steam overwhelmed with the golden light. The sky behind is a pale blue, going to a shade of green closer to the sun.
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