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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

TONIGHT'S TV CHOICE 7pm Gardener's World This week's episode comes from Burn Naze, Thornton.

A man in an allotment holds up some carrots which are glowing green.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

SpudBros on a Friday lunchtime. The hype is over.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Played the #Blackpool edition of 'Monopoly' last night. Didn't enjoy it. I was stuck on Devonshire Road for about 40 minutes at temporary traffic lights.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

When Bowie and Jagger sang about dancing in the street, they probably imagined something cooler than this…. #cleveleys

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

As X is to be banned for under 16s, we intend to ramp up our efforts here on Bluesky for both of our fans in that age band.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Blackpool's Tramtown, which gets an average of 5 visitors a day and was saved from closure by a £50K award 3 months ago, has now closed after the building - a disused tram shed - was found to be "unsafe". It will now be demolished, and the 5 visitors sent to the Model Village. #Blackpool #Lancashire

Blackpool MP and Councillor posing in the tram museum after they pretended to save it, knowing the building was about to be condemned.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Bispham is to be officially renamed Rizpham due to the unusually charismatic inhabitants.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

People of Bluesky! New product alert! The Complete Cleveleys Rocks contains 19 hilarious parody songs plus bonus tracks. Get it from cleveleysnews.bandcamp.com

https://cleveleysnews.bandcamp.com/album/the-complete-cleveleys-rocks

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Blackpool Gazette doesn't seem to notice or care that it's journos keep submitting the same article every few months.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Local 'trusted news' source, Blackpool Gazette, advertises Kings of Leon date at Lytham Festival one month after it was cancelled. #KingsofLeon #LythamFestival #Blackpool

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Due to the hot weather, we are officially downgrading the number of cardigans local residents are legally required to wear from 3 down to just 2. The Met office have warned of a potential 1 cardigan situation, we will keep you posted.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Last month we commemorated the filming of #Andor at Cleveleys with a music video; this month Wyre Council unveiled a plaque. Our song is called 'The Force is Strong in Cleveleys'; at least two news sites used that phrase when reporting on the plaque. Coincidence? We don't think so.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

TV Choice: 9pm Long Lost Family A man from Lytham is delighted to learn he has a brother in Fleetwood.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Blackpool Tower will shine pink this week to help raise awareness of the dangers of undercooked chicken.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Red sky at night, Shepherd's delight, Car on the tram tracks, Probably no road tax.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

#BBCQuestionTime was live from Fleetwood last night. That guy is going to regret raising his hand like that.

A man in the audience of BBC Question Time raises his hand in an unfortunate manner which looks like a seig heil.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

A lorry has jackknifed on the M55 and spilled 8000 gallons of Lambrini. Fleetwood High sixth form girls have been deployed with straws to clean it up.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

We haven't had a Safeway for over 15 years Then Tesco went and left us which brought some folks to tears But these supermarket giants have certainly left their mark Cos we still got Safeway's roundabout and a Tesco carpark. #CleveleysPoetry

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Enjoy this 2005 documentary on the parkour scene in Cleveleys.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Massive parking fail at Lidl. If this car was any further forward it would be on offer in the middle aisle.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

In the space of just a few days, United Utilities have covered the beaches of Fleetwood, St Annes, and Bispham in raw poo. If you didn't know this then you're at risk of stomach, skin, ear and eye infections, not to mention E.coli and hepatitis. Say something, do something.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Despite rumours that #DoctorWho has been cancelled, filming for a new season appears to be taking place in residential Blackpool.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

To avoid Doctor Who spoilers, I’ve been offline most of the day, and I thought it best to go somewhere cut off from civilisation.

Colin Baker’s Doctor Who at the end of Revelation of the Daleks, saying the famous ‘All right...I’ll take you to…’

Blackpool. He was going to say Blackpool.

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Harrison @watchinharrison.com · 17/05/2025

blackpool, uk

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

It's #Eurovision night and you're no doubt in the mood to dance - so we've made a special playlist of the very best hippest happening songs from our Cleveleys Rocks project. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKE... #Eurovision2025

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Brian Hunters-Chicken Band - Cleveleys Rocks (Official Video)

YouTube video by Cleveleys News Media

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Cleveleys was the filming location for Niamos, and we've celebrated that in song form. Check it out: youtu.be/qoOet9DtbwQ #starwars #starwarsday #andor #maythe4thbewithyou

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

If you visit Cleveleys, beware of the sarlacc! #MayThe4thBeWithYou today, and definitely do not miss our brand new #StarWars parody video 'The Force is Strong in Cleveleys'! Watch HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoOe...

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

It's time to watch our brand new Star Wars rap video. Filmed on location in exactly the same place #StarWars #Andor filmed the #Niamos scenes. #starwarsday #starwarsday2025 #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayThe4th #MayTheFourth #MayTheFourthBeWithYou youtu.be/qoOet9DtbwQ

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

May the 4th be with you! The NIAMOS scenes from #Andor were filmed in our little town of Cleveleys and our latest video is a celebration of this momentous event. Please check it out! youtu.be/qoOet9DtbwQ #starwars #starwarsday

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Intergullactic - The Force Is Strong In Cleveleys

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

#StarWars fans! Filmed at the shooting location for Niamos in #Andor, our hilarious new video celebrates the entire SW universe in intergalactic punk-rock-hip-hop style. It releases on #MayThe4th (obviously) but you can join the countdown on our #youtube channel NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoOe...

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Intergullactic - The Force Is Strong In Cleveleys

YouTube video by Cleveleys News Media

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Our thoughts are with the people of Lytham St Annes today following the M&S cyber attack that left customers unable to make contactless payments or collect reward points. Earlier today, a man in a top hat was seen crying next to the truffle flavoured hummus.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Cleveleys News can now be found on TikTok.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Another sunny day in Cleveleys, we are officially downgrading the number of cardigans local residents are required to wear from 3 down to 2.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Be careful of obvious misinformation and #fakenews today as it is April 1st, a day traditionally associated with so-called "pranks" and "tomfoolery". To avoid confusion, why not follow Cleveleys News? Cleveleys News - where the misinformation is consistent all year round.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Following news that M&S will be opening a new store at Norcross, a petition has been started to keep the M&S Foodhall open in Cleveleys "for the walking community".

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Plans have been submitted for a new Greggs to open at Morrisons petrol station, Cleveleys. Here's an artist's impression of what the new outlet will look like.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Local author Peter Rathbone has cancelled his planned book signing at Thornton Library today.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Local Author Peter Rathbone will be signing copies of his book “I Always Cancel Book-Signings” at Thornton Library today at 1pm.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The world record for the most naked people on a rollercoaster was set at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. The following day, another record was set for the most wet-wipes used to clean a rollercoaster.

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Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Hundreds of fans of the rock band Queen have been left disappointed after making a pilgrimage to Thornton on the understanding that the band's late singer was interred there. "When we heard that ICI had buried mercury on their site, we jumped to the wrong conclusion" said a spokesperson.

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